A “yuppie”, by my definition, is anyone stupid enough to pay $3 for a cup of coffee. RT-D:
Five Starbucks outlets in Virginia are among the 600 company-owned stores that the coffee retailing giant plans to close.
No Richmond-area stores are on the closure list released yesterday by the Seattle-based company.
The underperforming Virginia stores that Starbucks said it is closing are at Spotsylvania Towne Centre in Fredericksburg, Madison Crescent in Gainesville, the Power Plant in Hampton, Patrick Henry Mall in Newport News and Stonewall Plaza in Winchester.
Starbucks said it will begin closing targeted stores this month.
There are three things I’m proud of in my life: a) I have never had a cup of Starbucks coffee, b) I have never set foot inside a Starbucks, and c) I have never seen an episode of Grey’s Anatomy.
I have a question: Who knew the Spotsylvania Mall (or Towne Centre) was still around?
Christ, I haven’t been in there in years.