For those that don’t want to waste their bandwidth — or their IQ points watching the video — here’s the transcript:
Conan O’Brien: During [Sarah Palin’s] speech [at the Republican National Convention] — I don’t know if you saw this — Sarah Palin spoke proudly about being a hockey mom.
That’s what she said…yeah, yeah.
It’s unknown what positions her kids play, but one of ’em isn’t very good at protecting the crease.
[Scattered jeers and applauses.]
Okay, then…that joke’s going to follow me around for awhile.