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# I'm Surrounded By Idiots

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- [Democrats just paroled a white supremacist murderer](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2020/05/25/democrats-just-paroled-a-white-supremacist-murderer/) - The Virginia Parole Board, controlled exclusively by democrats, just paroled a convicted killer who murdered a 68-year-old man because the victim said he would date someone who wasn't white.It was just a couple weeks ago that the same corrupt democrats paroled a convicted cop killer.
- [Herman Cain: Constitutional Scholar](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/05/24/herman-cain-constitutional-scholar/) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df8xgvhz_0E
- [John Lampmann: Serious candidate? No.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/07/16/john-lampmann-serious-candidate-no/) - Does anyone expect Beltway insider and corporate lobbyist John Lampmann to fight special interests as Delegate?
- [Let's see if this still works...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2020/05/23/lets-see-if-this-still-works/) - After almost nine years and moving to a new server, it's always good to test.
- [Hypocrisy, thy name is Judy Shelton.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/07/25/hypocrisy-thy-name-is-judy-shelton/) - Judy Shelton takes about the importance and greatness of free markets and capitalism, but why does she support the mob's right to deny someone their land?
- [Hermain Cain: Constitutional Scholar (Part II).](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/07/16/hermain-cain-constitutional-scholar-part-ii/) - Only in his world is building a place of worship "an infringement and an abuse of our freedom of religion".
- [Abraham Lincoln on the Know-Nothings:](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/07/16/abraham-lincoln-on-the-know-nothings/) - I am not a Know-Nothing. That is certain. How could I be? How can any one who abhors the oppression of negroes, be in favor of degrading classes of white people? Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we began by declaring that "all men are created equal."
- [Have I mentioned recently that The Free Lance-Star is a contemptible, despicable rag?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/07/09/have-i-mentioned-recently-that-the-free-lance-star-is-a-contemptible-despicable-rag/) - The local newspaper of record, The Free Lance-Star, continues its campaign to attack and impugn the late Virginia State Police Trooper Adam Bowen.
- [The GOP continues to show its contempt for the Constitution and other thoughts on the criminal justice system.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/07/09/the-gop-continues-to-show-its-contempt-for-the-constitution-and-other-thoughts-on-the-criminal-justice-system/) - The GOP in 2010 ran on a massive campaign about how the country need to return tp constitutional government. ObamaCare—according to the GOP—was unconstitutional, along with 99% of whatever else the federal government does. They demanded that bills introduced into Congress contain a provision that stated its constitutional authorization. And so on and so on
- [Duncan Hunter's outrage about the naming of United States Navy ships is pretty selective.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/05/18/duncan-hunters-outrage-about-the-naming-of-united-states-navy-ships-is-pretty-selective/) - Representative Duncan Hunter (R-CA) was on The Drudge Report yesterday due to his opposition to a plan by the United States Navy to name a new Lewis and Clark class cargo ship in honor of labor leader Cesar Chavez: The decision, announced Tuesday, "appear[s] to be more about making a political statement than upholding the
- [50th Anniversay of Newton Minow's "Vast Wasteland" speech](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/05/14/50th-anniversay-of-newton-minows-vast-wasteland-speech/) - I had planned on doing this post on Monday, but unfortunately, was busy and did not get the opportunity. There has always been a running joke in my family when someone would complain about the quality of a particular television program, someone would respond with "vast wasteland". For those unfamiliar with the origin of the
- [Caroline County Redistricting News: Goodbye Chris Peace, hello John Cox.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/03/30/caroline-county-redistricting-news-goodbye-chris-peace-hello-john-cox/) - The proposed redistricting plan for the Virginia House of Delegates is out and it has a pretty major change in it for the southern portion of the county. While the Port Royal precinct and the Bowling Green district stay in the 99th and the Woodford precinct stays in the 54th, everyone else will now be
- [The proposed sand/gravel extraction site at Black Marsh Farm and the idiocy of Gilbert Shelton and others, part deux.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/03/27/the-proposed-sandgravel-extraction-site-at-black-marsh-farm-and-the-idiocy-of-gilbert-shelton-and-others-part-deux/) - Editor's Note: Another guest blog from "notgilbertshelton": In my previous blog post, I did not touch on all the comments made during the Planning Commission meeting due to the length of the article. I want to continue and discuss a few more. After being assured by that infamous multi-named poster from Bowling Green, Paul Reilly/oharascarlett/nativetxlady/Jason
- [The Caroline Progress stuck in the toilet](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/03/24/the-caroline-progress-stuck-in-the-toilet/) - Actual headline from The Caroline Progress: "So, you've caught the crapping fishing bug".
- [150th anniversay of the Confederate States of America's "Cornerstone Speech".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/03/21/150th-anniversay-of-the-confederate-states-of-americas-cornerstone-speech/) - On March 21, 1861, Confederate States of American Vice President Alexander Stephens gave a speech outlining the changes to the Confederacy's constitution.
- [The proposed sand/gravel extraction site at Black Marsh Farm and the idiocy of Gilbert Shelton and others.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/03/19/the-proposed-sandgravel-extraction-site-at-black-marsh-farm-and-the-idiocy-of-gilbert-shelton-and-others/) - I want to make some observations about the comments made during the March 16, 2011, meeting of the Caroline County Planning Commission.
- [Caroline County Redistricting Numbers](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/02/07/caroline-county-redistricting-numbers/) - County Population: 28,545 Ideal Board of Supervisors district size (population / 5): 5,709 (districts need to be within 10% to survive Justice Department review and any possible court challenges) Current District Population: Bowling Green district 4,641 Madison district 9,818 Mattaponi district 4,988 Port Royal district 4,435 Reedy Church district 4,663 Not many surprises there, Madison
- [Massive government waste at Virginia Commonwealth University (VCU)](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2011/01/25/massive-government-waste-at-virginia-commonwealth-university-vcu/) - Why did VCU decide to purchase tables and chairs for students that are over twice the price for a normal desk?
- [Does this count as an in-kind contribution for Delegate Phil Hamilton from Old Dominion University or one of its employees?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/02/does-this-count-as-in-kind-contribution-for-delegate-phil-hamilton-from-old-dominion-university-or-one-of-their-employees/) - As you may notice, I have a contact form on this blog that allows people to send information to me if they are so inclined. I often get inane stuff through it and yesterday was no exception. A "john smith" sent this comment via the contact form last night: Contact the EEOC: Floundering Newport News
- ["A Long December"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/12/31/a-long-december/) - But it's almost over: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs And if you were wondering, yes, that's Courteney Cox in the video.
- [Blast from the (Weather) Past: "Oh boy."](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/12/22/blast-from-the-weather-past-oh-boy/) - This video is originally from the Snowpocalypse of earlier this year but I thought it would be appropriate given some of the predictions of snowfall this weekend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpxiCxO5k0g
- [Bob Marshall knows absolutely nothing about the United States Constitution.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/12/20/bob-marshall-knows-absolutely-nothing-about-the-united-states-constitution/) - Bob Marshall, wannabe 2012 Senate candidate, is proposing a bill that would ban homosexuals from serving in the National Guard. How does he plan on doing this? He claims that the United States Constitution ensues that the states are responsible for disciplining the "militia" (the National Guard). Except for, you know, that provision that states
- [Let's see how many neo-Confederates and Confederate apologists I can annoy...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/12/20/lets-see-how-many-neo-confederates-and-confederate-apologists-i-can-annoy/) - Today is the 150th anniversary of the secession of South Carolina from the United States of America. There is a simple reason that South Carolina, a state where you had to be a wealthy land-owning white male to hold elected office, choose to secede: slavery. Do not believe me? Read the South Carolina Declaration of
- [Delegate Chris Peace is an embarrasment to Caroline County and Virginia.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/12/20/delegate-chris-peace-is-an-embarrasment-to-caroline-county-and-virginia/) - Delegate Chris Peace (R-97th), who represents the southern portions of Caroline County, including Ladysmith, has a brilliant idea: he's going to run those damn Hispanics illegals out of state colleges and universities. When did he turn to promote his bill to keep Hispanics illegals out of college? "World Net Daily" (WND). What is "World Net
- [The Virgil Goodification of the Republican Party?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/08/21/the-virgil-goodification-of-the-republican-party/) - How else can you describe what has happened to the Republican Party this year? The Republican Party had a simple route to a landslide election this year: Cut government. But, like the Republican Party so often does, they could not not screw it up. Instead of focusing on actually cutting government, and coming for plans
- [Blast from the Past: SatireWire.com returns after eight-year hiatus.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/11/18/blast-from-the-past-satirewire-com-returns-after-eight-year-hiatus/) - This is the site that created the "Axis of Just as Evil" joke which was copied by dozens, if not hundreds, of others. Some of their old stuff was amazingly prophetical too. It's great to see them back.
- [Are these bloggers nuts?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/08/15/are-these-bloggers-nuts/) - Jim Geraghty at National Review Online's "Campaign Spot" blog has a post about the top 25 "worst figures in American history" as determined by 43 right-wing bloggers. Let's just say that hyperpartisanship is effecting everyone this year: 23) Saul Alinsky 23) Bill Clinton 23) Hillary Clinton 19) Michael Moore 19) George Soros (8) 19) Alger
- [What the hell is wrong with <em>The Caroline Progress</em>?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/10/04/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-the-caroline-progress/) - They had front-page coverage of the Clyde Davenport case and they actually gave the name of his stepson, the victim of sexual abuse? What the hell is wrong with that paper? Are they the only newspaper in the United States that still names the victims of sexual abuse in articles? Every newspaper that I know
- [Apparently Jim DeMint (R-SC) missed that memo about needing to emulate Ronald Reagan.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/10/03/apparently-jim-demint-r-sc-missed-that-memo-about-needing-to-emulate-ronald-reagan/) - Because this type of junk is coming out of his mouth: Sen. Jim DeMint told a crowd of supporters Friday evening that he will continue to recruit like-minded Conservatives across the nation to run for Congress and pastors to join the fight to “take our country back.” (…) DeMint said if someone is openly homosexual,
- ["Wake Me Up When September Ends"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/09/20/wake-me-up-when-september-ends/) - Sure, they're a bunch of liberals but they make good music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjNJmwwf7QA And this also get me a precedence to post a particular video in December.
- [BREAKING HARD: DONNA BLANTON'S APPEAL DENIED, CONVICTION AFFIRMED.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/09/16/breaking-hard-donna-blantons-appeal-denied-conviction-affirmed/) - From the Supreme Court of Virginia's website: 091878 Blanton v. Commonwealth 09/16/2010 In an appeal arising from a prosecution for murder and felonious use of a firearm, defendant's failure to make a timely motion for a cautionary instruction or mistrial concerning the prosecutor's comment about the defense evidence failing to show that the defendant was
- [A couple of people at Virginia Commonwealth University need to be fired.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/08/26/a-couple-of-people-at-virginia-commonwealth-university-need-to-be-fired/) - Ah, the joys of incompetence at VCU. Let's say that someone, say a handsome young blogger, submits his Free Application for Federal Student Aid (FAFSA) on February 9, 2010. How long does it take for this application to be processed by his public university? Over six months. And then only after two e-mails and a
- [Why I am sick of the right, and why I probably will not be voting this year](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/08/14/why-i-am-sick-of-the-right-and-why-i-probably-will-not-be-voting-this-year/) - Why? Because I am sick of the right and all the noise and bluster coming out of the right this year. It is not that I agree at all with President Obama's policies, but I am so sick of the now that I see no reason I should bother to support — or even give
- [A Good Read: Russell Baker on George Orwell.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/08/21/a-good-read-russell-baker-on-george-orwell/) - This is a portion of the preface that appears in my copy of Animal Farm (Signet Classic Printing, 50th Anniversary Edition, April 1996): [...] Orwell, of course, was seldom happier than when he was attacking fraud and hypocrisy and hearing the squeals of the injured. Despite his insistence on being "political" in his work, Orwell's
- [Your Daily Legal Idiot: Sorry, Sarah Palin again.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/08/21/your-daily-legal-idiot-sorry-sarah-palin-again/) - When will this woman just shut up and raise the average IQ of politicians everywhere? Adversaries who have been trying to silence Dr. Laura for years seized on her recent use of the n-word on her show as she subsequently suggested that rap “artists” and other creative types like those producing HBO shows who regularly
- [Your Daily Legal Idiot: Has Sarah Palin ever actually read the United States Constitution, specifically the Bill of Rights?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/08/19/your-daily-legal-idiot-has-sarah-palin-ever-actually-read-the-united-states-constitution-specifically-the-bill-of-rights/) - Background: On August 10th, Radio host Dr. Laura Schlessinger went on a tirade on her radio program using the n-word 11 times. Tuesday, she announced that she would be ending her radio show to "regain [her] First Amendment rights." For some perverse reason the former Mayor of Wasilla and half-term Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin,
- [Mosque in Texas vandalized causing $20,000 in damage.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/08/14/mosque-in-texas-vandalized-causing-20000-in-damage/) - Yeah, burning that playground equipment is really going stop Islamic terrorism and Shariah Law. How much responsibility do people like Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich bear for this wider wave of Islamophobia that has struck the nation? H/t: Doug Mataconis and Michael Powell on Twitter.
- [Paul Warner Powell to get the chair on July 14th.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/01/paul-warner-powell-to-get-the-chair-on-july-14th/) - He asked for it and we're more than happy to oblige (via Richmond Times-Dispatch): Paul Warner Powell, set to be executed July 14 for the 1999 slaying of a 16-year-old girl, has chosen electrocution as his means of death. An avowed racist, Powell fatally stabbed Stacie Lynn Reed in her Manassas-area home after the two
- [Caroline County schools make adequate yearly progress (AYP); Caroline Middle School still conditionally accredited.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/14/caroline-county-schools-make-adequate-yearly-progress-ayp-caroline-middle-school-still-conditionally-accredited/) - According to Department of Education data compiled by the Richmond Times-Dispatch. Lewis & Clark Elementary School doesn't have an accreditation status according to RT-D's data. I'm guessing that's because the school hasn't been opened long enough for the state to make an accreditation decision. I think the state has to have three years worth of
- [School Pride, part 2: VCU Police Chief had a degree from a diploma mill.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/01/31/school-pride-part-2-vcu-police-chief-had-a-degree-from-a-diploma-mill/) - Jesus Christ, can I apply for this guy's job? At least all my education is from accredited organizations. Although if VCU keeps this up it won't be: Willie B. Fuller became Virginia Commonwealth University's police chief with a bachelor's degree of questionable quality. For VCU, which has endured nearly a year of negative publicity for
- [Keeping it classy: Protesters interrupt Bush's speech to soon-to-be naturalized citizens <em>nine</em> times.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/04/keeping-it-classy-protesters-interrupt-bushs-speech-to-soon-to-be-naturalized-citizens-nine-times/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: President Bush invoked the memory of Thomas Jefferson Friday in welcoming new U.S. citizens at a naturalization ceremony at Monticello, saying "I'll be proud to call you a fellow American." On his final Fourth of July as president, Bush told an audience at the home of the Declaration of Independence's author that he
- [Suspects arrested in the abduction of Fredericksburg delivery driver.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/05/suspects-arrested-in-the-abduction-of-fredericksburg-delivery-driver/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Two suspects wanted in the abduction and robbery of a Fredericksburg delivery man were arrested in the city of Franklin shortly after 5:30 p.m. today, Fredericksburg police said. Jermaine Montgomery, 34, and his girlfriend, Marcey White, 36, were arrested at a Wal-Mart in Franklin, said Natatia L. Bledsoe, spokeswoman for the Fredericksburg Police
- [Yong Hui Zhang found dead in Sussex.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/06/yong-hui-zhang-found-dead-in-sussex/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: The body of a Fredericksburg deliveryman who was abducted Thursday night was found last night in a remote area of Sussex County, Fredericksburg police said. Yong Hui Zhang, 24, disappeared sometime after 9:30 p.m. Thursday while making deliveries for his family's restaurant, China Express at 1500 Jefferson Davis Highway in Fredericksburg. Zhang was
- [The <em>Richmond Times-Dispatch</em> can’t see the forest for the trees.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/14/the-richmond-times-dispatch-can’t-see-the-forest-for-the-trees/) - Or they're just incompetent; take your pick. Consider a recent "news story" from Jeff Schapiro about the recent General Assembly special session. First the intro: Shame on our short-timer governor, Tim Kaine. How dare he berate the legislature for doing nothing on transportation. On the contrary, the General Assembly was enormously productive during the six
- [What do you have to do to get a death sentence in this country?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/17/what-do-you-have-to-do-to-get-a-death-sentence-in-this-country/) - Rob and kill someone while afflecting "83 blunt force injuries and more than three dozen stab wounds"? Not-****ing-good-enough: A man convicted of killing "Curious George" collaborator Alan Shalleck in South Florida has been spared the death penalty. A judge sentenced Vincent Puglisi to life in prison yesterday after a jury found him guilty of first-degree
- [Starbucks closes stores, yuppies hardest hit.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/18/starbucks-closes-stores-yuppies-hardest-hit/) - A "yuppie", by my definition, is anyone stupid enough to pay $3 for a cup of coffee. RT-D: Five Starbucks outlets in Virginia are among the 600 company-owned stores that the coffee retailing giant plans to close. No Richmond-area stores are on the closure list released yesterday by the Seattle-based company. The underperforming Virginia stores
- [So, is the AP or the <em>Richmond Times-Dispatch</em> responsible for this error?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/12/so-is-the-ap-or-the-richmond-times-dispatch-responsible-for-this-error/) - Paper: Richmond Times-Dispatch Headline: DNA clears Va. man convicted of firearm felony. (Link) The relevant sections of the story: A man who was convicted of felony firearm possession has become the first person exonerated under a 2004 Virginia law allowing prisoners to present new, non-DNA evidence of their innocence. The Virginia Court of Appeals granted
- [Caroline juvenile arrested, man wanted in shooting at Ashland party.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/23/caroline-juvenile-arrested-man-wanted-in-shooting-at-ashland-party/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Authorities have arrested a 15-year-old Caroline County boy in Sunday morning's shooting in Ashland, and they are searching for a 21-year-old man. Police charged the teenager with malicious wounding in the shooting, which took place shortly after midnight in the 300 block of New Street. They did not release the boy's name because
- [Caroline County man suspected of involvement in shooting at Ashland party turns himself in.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/26/caroline-county-man-suspected-of-involvement-in-shooting-at-ashland-party-turns-himself-in/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: A 21-year-old man accused of firing a gun during a shooting incident in Ashland turned himself in yesterday to town police. Vodell Dupree Tillman of Caroline County is charged with reckless discharge of a firearm and with firing a gun in Ashland. Police said last week that while Tillman is accused of firing
- [UPDATED & BUMPED: Donna Blanton to be sentenced today; will update. Donna Blanton gets life!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/26/donna-blanton-to-be-sentenced-today-will-update/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: A Caroline County woman will be sentenced today after being convicted a second time of killing her state trooper husband. In March, jurors recommended that Donna L. Blanton, 42, be sentenced to life in prison, one day after convicting her of first-degree murder. UPDATE: The Free Lance–Star's headline on their site says the
- [Donna Blanton gets life.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/26/donna-blanton-gets-life/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Donna Blanton was sentenced to life in prison and fined $100,000 today in Caroline County Circuit Court for the murder of her husband, State Trooper Taylor V. Blanton. Circuit Judge Horace A. Revercomb III said he concurred with the jury's recommendation in the case.
- [Reporter at <em>The Free Lance–Star</em> ignores the fact that the Henrico County Finance Director said the State Fair brings no money into their county.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/06/reporter-at-the-free-lance–star-ignores-the-fact-that-the-henrico-county-finance-director-said-the-state-fair-brings-no-money-into-their-county/) - In what could only be a paid advertisement masquerading as a news story, The Free Lance–Fish Wrap talks about how the State Fair will be bringing in gazillions of dollars into the county: Screams from thrill-seekers echo over the State Fair of Virginia's midway as one ride--the Extreme--wavers from side to side, above the crowds.
- [<del>Man</del> POS wanted in Lancaster County — and who was featured on America's Most Wanted — arrested in Arizona.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/12/man-pos-wanted-in-lancaster-county-—-and-who-was-featured-on-americas-most-wanted-—-arrested-in-arizona/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Lancaster Arizona authorities have arrested a man sought in Lancaster County on charges that he gave steroids to a high school wrestler and then molested him. U.S. Marshals Service spokesman Matt Hershey said a child-predator task force arrested Ben Hunter, 41, on Friday. Hershey says Hunter was wanted on charges ranging from child
- [They need to find a new kicker too.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/13/they-need-to-find-a-new-kicker-too/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: The Washington Redskins will bring in unsigned punters Tuesday to audition for the job currently held by rookie Durant Brooks. Brooks drew the ire of fans with a short punt from the end zone in the third quarter of Sunday's 19-17 loss to the St. Louis Rams. After the Rams failed to move
- [There's a difference between burglary/larceny and robbery, guys.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/23/theres-a-difference-between-buglarylarceny-and-robbery-guys/) - The paper: Richmond Times-Dispatch. Headline: "Two men arrested in connection with Green Top robbery". Link. The story: One man from Washington and another from Maryland have been arrested in connection with the June 13 burglary of Green Top Sporting Goods in which 34 handguns were stolen. The Hanover County Sheriff's Office arrested Michael A. Henderson,
- [<em>Richmond Times-Dispatch</em> shills for a convicted capital murderer.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/27/richmond-times-dispatch-shills-for-a-convicted-capital-murderer/) - Gag a maggot: Kevin Green is scheduled to die by injection tomorrow night for the 1998 capital murder of a Dolphin woman during a robbery. Green shot Patricia L. Vaughan four times inside Lawrence's Grocery, a small business that she and her husband, Lawrence T. Vaughan, opened in 1981 in the small community where they
- [Tip: Don't play with your loaded shotgun while eluding the authorities.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/09/tip-dont-pay-with-your-loaded-shotgun-while-eluding-the-authorities/) - Just a helpful reminder. RT-D: A 37-year-old Louisa County man appeared to be struggling with a loaded shotgun when he lost control of his car during a high-speed chase with a Louisa sheriff's deputy. The man, whose identity has not been released, died Saturday night after his car hit an embankment on state Route 619
- [Bravo: Guy gets the same amount of time in jail for abducting, setting his girlfriend on fire as the guy that missed two court dates while in jail in another jurisdiction.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/12/bravo-guy-gets-the-same-amount-of-time-in-jail-for-abducting-setting-his-girlfriend-on-fire-as-the-guy-that-missed-two-court-dates-while-in-jail-in-another-jurisdiction/) - Aren't punishments supposed to be proportionate to the crime? The Free Lance–Star: Marcus Duane Simms thought he had a valid reason for not showing up in Stafford Circuit Court twice in January. He was in jail in Norfolk. Unfortunately for Simms, a Stafford County jury--and state law--disagreed. The jury recommended that Simms, 21, serve a
- [Um...yeah, sure, you just found those pictures by accident.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/13/umyeah-sure-you-just-found-those-pictures-by-accident/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Richmond police are investigating photographs posted on a California-based Web site that show uniformed patrolmen cavorting with young women outside nightclubs. The officers were unaware that they were posing for photos that were to be posted on the Web site, acting Sgt. Marian L. Harris said in a news release about the investigation.
- [I, myself, would have taken the Thompson submachine guns and the AR-15s.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/13/i-myself-would-have-taken-the-thompson-submachine-guns-and-the-ar-15s/) - But hey, that's just me: 34 handguns stolen from Green Top in Hanover
- [UPDATED: Rodney Rodis gets 63 months (5.25 years) in federal pen.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/21/rodney-rodis-gets-63-months-525-years-in-federal-pen/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Former priest Rodis sentenced to 63 months The Free Lance–Star: Rodis gets 63 months in prison Does anyone else think this is a little excessive? And yes, I know the guy is a waste of skin but prosecutors only wanted 51 months (4.25 years). Heck; murderers, rapists, and drug dealers get less than
- [Let's make some glue...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/26/lets-make-some-glue/) - AP via Richmond Times-Dispatch: Horses wander onto Va. interstate, block traffic: Transportation officials say three horses wandering along Interstate 64 stopped eastbound traffic at the Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel for about 30 minutes this morning. A Virginia Department of Transportation spokeswoman said state troopers rounded up the horses, which were taken to a garage at the
- [No elimination of proffers this year.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/01/no-elimination-of-proffers-this-year/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Impact fee bill delayed until next year: Lawmakers have delayed until next year a proposal to drastically change the way developers help pay for municipal services required by new development. The House Rules Committee agreed Thursday to postpone the bill to allow further negotiations between developers and local governments. Both sides support the
- [Uh...someone "splain this to me".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/05/uhsomeone-splain-this-to-me/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Gun used in woman's death registered to estranged husband: The gun that was "used and found" at the scene of a Forest woman's slaying was registered to her estranged husband, according to a search warrant filed by the Bedford County Sheriff's Office. [...] "The firearm used and found at the scene was registered
- [Read the whole thing before you leave a death threat...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/09/read-the-whole-thing-before-you-leave-a-death-threat/) - AP via Richmond Times-Dispatch: Virginia law takes aim at adults who French kiss minors: Adults who French kiss a child younger than 13 would be required to register as a sex offender under legislation passed out of the General Assembly on Saturday. Those convicted of tongue-kissing a child would be guilty of a Class 1
- [*Cough**Cough* There's too much smog in this county!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/13/coughcough-theres-too-much-smog-in-this-county/) - Well, that's according to the EPA. Richmond Times-Dispatch: Tougher pollution limits mean Richmond area, other state regions, are in violation: Richmond and several other Virginia regions violate a tougher air-pollution limit that federal officials announced this evening, state officials say. The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency announced a new limit for the amount of ozone allowed
- [Crime down in Caroline County!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/25/crime-down-in-caroline-county/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch reports: The Times-Dispatch analyzed data for Type 1 offenses -- homicide, aggravated assault, rape, robbery, burglary, larceny, auto theft and arson -- for the 24 counties, cities and towns in the Richmond Metropolitan Statistical Area that report crime separately. Total incidents Crime rate per 100,000 Locality 2006 2007 2006 2007 Caroline County 565
- [Profiles in Leadership: Bob McDonnell](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/26/profiles-in-leadership-bob-mcdonnell/) - Yes, I'm being sarcastic, as usual. Richmond Times-Dispatch: "I don't have a particular plan or vision," said McDonnell when queried yesterday in a conference call with reporters on how he would fix the 2007 transportation plan gutted last month by the Virginia Supreme Court. And then there's the lying: The state Supreme Court threw out
- [RIP](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/31/rip/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Vehicle accident fatal to Henrico firefighter: A Henrico County firefighter died early yesterday after he became pinned between a tree and a vehicle at his home in what authorities described as an accident. Joseph J. Ritzenthaler, 30, of New Kent County also was a paramedic in the Army Reserve who served in Iraq
- [Privatizing the special tax on poor people?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/31/privatizing-the-special-tax-on-poor-people/) - That would be the Virginia Lottery by the way. Richmond Times-Dispatch: The odds of winning the Virginia Lottery may be better than chances that the state turns it over to private business. But that's not stopping some politicians, policymakers and plutocrats from discussing the idea, particularly when the declining economy has Virginia scrounging for dollars.
- [Changes in ownership of Channel 6 (WTVR) and 12 (WWBT) in Richmond](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/02/changes-in-ownership-of-channel-6-wtvr-and-12-wwbt-in-richmond/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Today's completion of the sale of WWBT-Channel 12 means the Richmond area has two TV stations with the same owner -- temporarily. Alabama-based Raycom Media Inc. bought WWBT for $583 million and already owns WTVR-Channel 6. Owning two stations in one market is generally against federal regulations, but the Federal Communications Commission agreed
- [Remains of Virginia soldiers recovered at Chosin Reservoir, Korea.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/05/remains-of-virginia-soldiers-recovered-at-chosin-reservoir-korea/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: The remains of two Virginia soldiers lost more than 57 years ago in one of the bloodiest battles of the Korean War have been recovered and returned to their families, the Department of Defense said today. Army Capt. Edward B. Scullion of Norfolk and Pfc. Elwood D. Reynolds of Schoolfield at Danville were
- [The tax increases are coming...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/06/the-tax-increases-are-coming/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: This year, most local government officials aren't even pretending to cut taxes. A handful of localities say they'll cut tax rates -- but, as is the recent practice, the cuts won't be enough to offset rising property assessments. Two -- Caroline and Charles City counties -- are raising tax rates. [...] Bottom line:
- [Why schools in Virginia suck...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/07/why-schools-in-virginia-suck/) - Because they don't teach this stuff called "reading, writing, and arithmetic". AP via Richmond Times-Dispatch: Fishel's recent presentation at James River High School was one of many being held in classrooms this school year across Virginia, the first state to mandate that public schools offer Internet safety classes for all grade levels. It's one of
- [Essex Sheriff's Deputy injured in crash.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/13/essex-sheriffs-deputy-injured-in-crash/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: An Essex County sheriff's deputy is recovering from minor injuries he suffered this afternoon when his vehicle overturned in a single-vehicle crash. Deputy Jay Taylor, 44, was transported to Riverside Tappahanock Hospital following the wreck at 12:30 p.m. in Essex County. Taylor was responding to a call when his patrol car hit standing
- [Classy: "We are past the point of debates."](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/15/classy-we-are-past-the-point-of-debates/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Former Gov. Jim Gilmore has rejected a call by Del. Robert G. Marshall of Prince William County to hold five debates before Republican delegates choose the party's U.S. Senate nominee at a convention May 31. "We are past the point of debates," Gilmore spokeswoman Ana Gamonal said. "Seventy-five percent of the delegates already
- [Bonds? You don’t have to pay those things off do you?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/24/bonds-you-don’t-have-to-pay-those-things-off-do-you/) - Oh — you do? You sure? Richmond Times-Dispatch: Virginia lawmakers are divvying up $1.4 billion in bricks-and-mortar projects and handing an unexpected goody to Gov. Timothy M. Kaine: an appointment to the powerful agency that oversees corporate Virginia. In unanimous votes, the House of Delegates and Virginia Senate yesterday endorsed a plan to finance through
- [RT-D story on William Frawley's most recent arrest fails to point-out they declared him a "hero" previously.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/30/rt-d-story-on-william-frawleys-most-recent-arrest-fails-to-point-out-they-declared-him-a-hero-previously/) - Former Mary Washington president faces new DUI And my previous post about RT-D calling him a hero.
- [Someone needs to explain to RPV Chairman John Hager what a "gain" is.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/01/someone-needs-to-explain-to-rpv-chairman-john-hager-what-a-gain-is/) - Because it ain't replacing one Republican with another. Richmond Times-Dispatch: Republicans around the state are being asked to choose between change and continuity in a contest for the chairmanship of the Republican Party of Virginia. GOP leaders say former Lt. Gov. John H. Hager -- who has been chairman since July and wants to serve
- [Confirmed: Mildred Loving (of Loving v. Virginia) passes away at the age of 68.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/05/confirmed-mildred-loving-of-loving-v-virginia-passes-away-at-the-age-of-68/) - The Free Lance–Star: Mildred Loving hadn't intended to be a trailblazer. She simply wanted to live her life with the man she loved in a quiet part of Caroline County. But Mildred was black, and her husband, Richard, was white. And in 1958, laws in Virginia forbade such a pairing. Their arrest and prosecution for
- [“Senseless act of violence” story of the day.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/06/“senseless-act-of-violence”-story-of-the-day/) - AP via Richmond Times-Dispatch: Stafford County authorities are investigating the fatal shootings of a man, a woman, and two small children at a mobile home park a few miles north of Fredericksburg. Stafford County Administrator Anthony Romanello says one of the children was about 3 years old and the other was about 18 months old.
- [Cleaning up Caroline County <del>one</del> ten POSs at a time.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/16/cleaning-up-caroline-county-one-ten-poss-at-a-time/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Authorities in Caroline County arrested a ninth suspect yesterday on a charge of murder by mob. He is the fifth male juvenile to be charged in the Nov. 10 shooting of Raquel Hunter, 16. Four adults were charged, too. Until this week, only Lashawn Montque Monroe, 23, of Ruther Glen had been arrested
- [Those damn city folk don't know nothin' 'bout no bears.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/20/those-damn-city-folk-dont-know-nothin-bout-no-bears/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Just before 1 p.m. yesterday, Richmond authorities received a call of a black-bear sighting on Helen Lane, off Commerce Road in South Richmond. A number of police officers were called to the area to search for the bear. [...] Officers cruising the area did not find any bears -- but did come across
- [Obligatory moron escapes from courthouse post](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/23/obligatory-moron-escapes-from-courthouse-post/) - NBC 4: Authorities are looking for a prisoner who escaped from a courtroom Thursday afternoon in King George County. Virginia State Police said Ritchie Faltz. Jr. was sentenced Thursday to serve 90 days for misdemeanor destruction of property. When Faltz heard his sentence, he assaulted a law enforcement officer, ran from the building and was
- [Lee Anne Washington (R) is either completely ignorant, or an outright liar; take your pick.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/12/lee-anne-washington-r-is-either-completely-ignorant-or-an-outright-liar-take-your-pick/) - From Lee Anne Washington's letter to The Free Lance-Star: I know Virginians cannot tolerate illegal aliens receiving in-state college tuition, driver's licenses, welfare, and state benefits. I pledge cooperation with federal immigration authorities. Remove these incentives for illegal aliens, and they'll stop coming. [...] Like Rob Wittman, I'll base my policy decisions on scientific evidence,
- [Is that the smell of nepotism coming from the House of Delegates?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/20/is-that-the-smell-of-nepotism-coming-from-the-house-of-delegates/) - "Say it ain't so!" Richmond Times-Dispatch: Bill's defeat irks N.Va. gas-station operators: Legislation that gas-station operators in Northern Virginia sought for their protection survived the state Senate but was all but killed yesterday by a House of Delegates subcommittee. One angry gasoline dealer charged that a House committee chairman intentionally torpedoed the measure by sending
- [UPDATED: Rodney Rodis to be sentenced tomorrow.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/20/rodney-rodis-to-be-sentenced-today/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Former priest Rodis to be sentenced today tomorrow Poor devout family man money-stealing piece of waste. UPDATE, 02/20/2008, 9:58 p.m.: Alright, now RT-D is saying tomorrow and The Free Lance–Star concurs. By the way, how much time did Shelia Boone get sentenced to? She was supposed to be sentenced on February 8th but
- [Caroline County Board of Supervisors to expand exemptions for Business, Professional, and Occupational License (BPOL) tax?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/01/caroline-county-board-of-supervisors-to-expand-exemptions-for-business-professional-and-occupational-license-bpol-tax/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: BRIEFS: NEWS NEAR YOU: Caroline Businesses with gross annual receipts of less than $50,000 would see expanded exemptions to business-license fees and taxes under a county proposal. The Caroline County Board of Supervisors will hold a public hearing on the proposal Jan. 8 at 7:30 p.m. at the community services center.
- [With "heroes" like these, who needs bad guys?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/02/with-heroes-like-these-who-needs-bad-guys/) - From Merrian-Webster Online Dictionary: Main Entry: he•ro 1 [...] c: a man admired for his achievements and noble qualities d: one that shows great courage 4: an object of extreme admiration and devotion : idol From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Local heroes: WILLIAM J. FRAWLEY Former Mary Washington president WHY YOU KNOW HIM: He was fired
- [Another authority that gets to tax you coming to Caroline County?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/03/another-authority-that-gets-to-tax-you-coming-to-caroline-county/) - Looks like Dave Albo has some competition now, from the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Authority for transit projects sought: A Richmond delegate and business leaders are getting ready to push for a regional authority that could raise $105 million annually for transportation projects in central Virginia. The money would be generated through an additional 2 percent tax
- [Way to think big and be specific...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/06/way-to-think-big-and-be-specific/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Local government wish lists: Local governments, like industries and other special-interest groups, have their own requests heading into the 2008 General Assembly session. The following are some requests of local officials in central Virginia. [...] Caroline County Supports requests of Virginia Association of Counties Uh-huh...you couldn't come up with anything original
- [Dang-old, what I tell you 'bout that mud boggin'?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/07/dang-old-what-i-tell-you-bout-that-mud-boggin/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Goochland panel to study mud bogging: Goochland County is creating a committee to look at the messy activity of mud bogging. At its first meeting of the year, the Board of Supervisors unanimously approved the formation of a panel to look at mud bogging in the county. The vote came at
- [Lashawn Monroe appeared in court today -- will update.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/15/lashawn-monroe-appeared-in-court-today-will-update/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Man charged with teen's slaying to appear in court: A man charged with killing a 16-year-old outside a Ruritan clubhouse in Caroline County will appear in court today. Lashawn Monroe, 22, is charged with murder and illegal use of a firearm in the November slaying of Raquel Hunter. Hunter's body was
- [*Sigh* No more Richmond Braves...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/15/sigh-no-more-richmond-braves/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Atlanta Braves confirm move of Richmond team: This year will the Richmond Braves' last. The Atlanta Braves will move their triple-A Richmond team to Gwinnett County, Ga., for the start of the 2009 baseball season, executive vice president Mike Plant said today. Plant said a "lack of clarity" over how to
- [Great — we made the AP...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/16/great-we-made-the-ap/) - And that's never good -- because they never write anything good about this area. From the AP via Richmond Times-Dispatch: Caroline woman's cats found gutted: A Caroline County woman became suspicious that someone was targeting her cats after they started showing up dead on the side of the road in front of her house. A
- [WANTED (preferably dead):](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/20/wanted-preferably-dead/) - And a serious picture (click for a bigger version): (Both pictures from Wikipedia.) From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: OUTDOORS: Expect invasion of coyotes: Chances are most city goers and suburbanites in Virginia don't think of coyotes as a native species. Maybe they're from the American West. Or, if they're here, they're probably hiding out in the
- [UPDATED: Charges against Lashawn Monroe certified](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/22/charges-against-lashawn-monroe-certified/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Murder charge certified against Caroline man: Felony charges were certified today to a Caroline County grand jury against Lashawn Monroe in the November slaying of Raquel Hunter. Hunter's body was found about 11 p.m. Nov. 10 on the ground outside the Madison Ruritan Club hall in Ladysmith. The hall had been
- [Took him long enough: Kucinich out.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/25/took-him-long-enough-kucinich-out/) - Kucinich to drop bid for presidency
- [Delegate Chris Peace's response; then my reponse:](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/25/delegate-chris-peaces-response-then-my-reponse/) - I previously pointed out that Delegate Chris Peace voted to not record subcommittee votes (and to not allow live television broadcasting of the House of Delegates session). Delegate Peace in an email to a third party: I appreciate your sending me your thoughts regarding recorded votes in subcommittees. It is unfortunate that this issue has
- [Ron Paul is having Kucinich problems...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/02/ron-paul-is-having-kucinich-problems/) - Dennis Kucinich dropped out of the Presidential race a couple weeks ago because he was worried he might lose his primary seat to a Democratic primary challenger. Ron Paul has a couple primary challengers (story #1, #2) and it looks like he's a little worried too: Here is another way you can help Ron Paul
- [Requesting volunteers...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/03/requesting-volunteers/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Delegate wants police to monitor Sex Workers' Art Show: Del. Brenda L. Pogge, R-Williamsburg, has requested that law enforcement officers witness the Sex Workers' Art Show tomorrow night at the College of William and Mary to determine whether the show violates state obscenity laws. [...] The state obscenity law Pogge cited, however, provides
- [Why was this POS released on bail?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/04/why-was-this-pos-released-on-bail/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Man whose truck hit trooper is arrested again: An Abingdon man who was charged with drunken driving after his pickup struck a state trooper Friday night in Smyth County was arrested again yesterday morning, on charges of intoxication in public and possession of drugs, state police said. Barry Dean Marshall II was a
- [Caroline County's news roundup.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/09/caroline-countys-news-roundup/) - The Free Lance–Star: Neglected horses land Caroline man in jail The Richmond Times-Dispatch: Bank heists jump in Richmond area: Caroline County has had a few bank robberies over the years but none in the past couple. The sheriff's office conducts classes on banking security and has made strides to strengthen its ties with the county's
- [How utterly priceless...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/15/how-utterly-priceless/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: 1st District race run on contrasts: Wittman holds a doctorate in public policy and administration from Virginia Commonwealth University. He plans to retire next month as field director for the Virginia Department of Health's division of shellfish sanitation. "We make sure our seafood is safe," he said. [...] Forgit (pronounced with
- [A third choice for people in the 1st congressional district?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/17/a-third-choice-for-people-in-the-1st-congressional-district/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: 3rd candidate for 1st District seat: A third candidate has qualified for the ballot in the special congressional election in the 1st District. The State Board of Elections said Lucky R. Narain of Yorktown, an independent, filed about 1,500 signatures of registered voters. A total of 1,000 are required. Narain said
- [Rulings delayed in Caroline slaying case](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/20/rulings-delayed-in-caroline-slaying-case/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Rulings delayed in Caroline slaying case: A judge postponed ruling yesterday on whether to move the retrial of a Caroline County woman convicted of killing her law-enforcement husband. Caroline Circuit Judge Horace A. Revercomb III also delayed ruling on whether jurors could hear about a life-insurance policy that was to benefit
- [Manslaughter charge finally dismissed against Greene County game warden](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/21/manslaughter-charge-finally-dismissed-against-greene-county-game-warden/) - About time. From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Charge dismissed in death of teen: A judge dismissed a voluntary manslaughter charge yesterday against a game warden who shot and killed a Greene County teenager during a traffic stop in January. Robert Orrin Ham III, the first Virginia game warden charged in a line-of-duty shooting, had pleaded not
- [No bond for Lashawn Monroe](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/14/no-bond-for-lashawn-monroe/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: No bond for slaying suspect: Lashawn Monroe, 22, accused in the slaying of a 16-year-old Saturday outside a Ruritan clubhouse in Caroline County, will stay locked up at least until he gets a lawyer. At a hearing yesterday morning on charges of murder and illegal use of a firearm in Caroline
- ["'That's to the point of absurdity that anybody would think that' a campaign contribution would affect the way a case is handled."](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/11/thats-to-the-point-of-absurdity-that-anybody-would-think-that-a-campaign-contribution-would-affect-the-way-a-case-is-handled/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Wife may request outside jury for her retrial: An attorney for Donna L. Blanton appears to be laying the groundwork to ask that a jury from outside Caroline County hear her retrial for the slaying of her husband. Defense attorney Mark Murphy requested subpoenas be issued to about 25 television stations
- ["Bungled"? Nay, I say perfectly executed...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/13/bungled-nay-i-say-perfectly-executed/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Va. execution in '06 bungled, attorneys say: Virginia bungled a lethal injection last year, leading to a prolonged execution, lawyers for condemned killer Christopher Scott Emmett contend in an appeal to the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals. Emmett is facing execution Wednesday night for the April 2001 slaying of John
- [Hoping for perfect execution...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/16/hoping-for-perfect-execution/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Killer Emmett's latest appeal denied: Unless the U.S. Supreme Court grants a stay or Gov. Timothy M. Kaine steps in a second time, Christopher Scott Emmett will die by lethal injection tomorrow night. Emmett won a reprieve in June two hours before he was to be executed when Kaine delayed it
- [Nice to see the mental health system has improved in Virginia...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/29/nice-to-see-the-mental-health-system-has-improved-in-virginia/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Slaying suspect was off his meds: The man police say stabbed a 70-year-old woman to death in Richmond on Saturday morning suffered from a schizophrenic condition and had not been taking his court-ordered medication, according to a law-enforcement source. The source also said suspect Johnny F. Hughes, 52, was charged with
- [Shelia Boone to plead guilty](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/31/shelia-boone-to-plead-guilty/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Ex-secretary to plead guilty to embezzlement: Shelia Mae Boone, accused of embezzling thousands from a dead woman's estate through the lawyer she worked for, is scheduled to plead guilty today in federal court. The lawyer she worked for, Harvey Latney Jr., works part time as the commonwealth's attorney of Caroline County.
- [Update on Shelia Boone](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/01/update-on-shelia-boone/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Woman pleads guilty to fraud [emphasis mine throughout]: Shelia Mae Boone pleaded guilty yesterday to one count of federal bank fraud for writing one $1,000 check to herself on the account of the lawyer for whom she worked. That lawyer is Harvey Latney Jr., who works part time as the commonwealth's
- [Richmond Times-Dispatch election coverage:](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/04/richmond-times-dispatch-election-coverage/) - From Richmond Times-Dispatch: Law enforcement gets attention in Caroline: Law and order are generating a lot of talk on the campaign trail in Caroline County. Two candidates hope to unseat Sheriff A.A. "Tony" Lippa Jr. on Tuesday, while Commonwealth's Attorney Harvey Latney Jr. faces his first opponent in nearly 30 years. In the sheriff's race,
- [Permanent top post through election day (scroll down for newer stuff)](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/05/permanent-top-post-through-election-day-scroll-down-for-newer-stuff/) - Here are some quotes to consider going into election day: Sheriff's race: The Free Lance-Star, June 13, 2003: "I'm going to stand for loyalty, integrity, pride, professionalism and accountability," said Lippa, a 24-year veteran of the state police. "I think the citizens of this county deserve that." Lippa, 49, said he wants to see Caroline
- [Conflict of interest? What's that? ...Seriously?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/09/conflict-of-interest-whats-that-seriously/) - From The Journal Press: Government Officials and Republican Leaders Endorse Rob Wittman for Congress: Twenty-six local elected officials from counties in the First Congressional District have endorsed Delegate Rob Wittman of Westmoreland County in his bid for the Republican nomination for Congress. Every Republican county chairman in Delegate Wittman's 99th Legislative District has also endorsed
- [Philip Forgit gets Democratic nomination for 1st Congressional District](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/10/philip-forgit-gets-democratic-nomination-for-1st-congressional-district/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Democrats nominate Forgit for 1st District: Philip Forgit of Williamsburg, an Iraqi war veteran and former school teacher, won the Democratic nomination today to run for the lst District seat in Congress. Forgit defeated Ted Hontz, a King George County businessman, at a convention in Williamsburg. Forgit will run against the
- [One Teen Fatally Shot – Another Teen Injured, Caroline County Sheriff’s Office Arrest Perpetrator](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/11/one-teen-fatally-shot-another-teen-injured-caroline-county-sheriffs-office-arrest-perpetrator/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office: One Teen Fatally Shot – Another Teen Injured, Caroline County Sheriff’s Office Arrest Perpetrator: According to Sheriff Tony Lippa, at approximately 11:06 pm, last night November 10, 2007 the Caroline County Sheriff's Office responded to the Madison Ruritan Club, 18206 Timothy Drive, Ladysmith, in reference to a shooting. The
- [I’m guessing the phrase “equal protection” doesn’t mean anything to you… Part 3](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/26/im-guessing-the-phrase-equal-protection-doesnt-mean-anything-to-you-part-3/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Big fines for bad drivers tested: A courtroom assault yesterday on the state's new fees for traffic offenses fizzled in a cloud of legal briefs and a no-show. After a Henrico County judge politely said he didn't have the authority to address the issue, a Henrico man portrayed as a test
- [I’m guessing the phrase “equal protection” doesn’t mean anything to you… Part 4](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/27/im-guessing-the-phrase-equal-protection-doesnt-mean-anything-to-you-part-4/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Henrico judge to rule on driving-offense fees: A Henrico judge said he will issue an opinion next Thursday on whether the state's new fee system for traffic infractions should be found unconstitutional. In an unusual proceeding that lasted almost an hour, Henrico General District Judge Archer L. Yeatts III said he
- [Wake Forest basketball coach dies](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/27/wake-forest-basketball-coach-dies/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch [photo credit: Wake Forest Sports]: Wake Forest basketball coach dies: Wake Forest basketball coach Skip Prosser died on Thursday morning of an apparent heart attack shortly after jogging. Prosser was rushed to Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center. Prosser, 56, was one of the most well-liked coaches in the industry and known
- [To say the least...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/27/to-say-the-least/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Career day goes poorly for Goochland teen: Authorities apprehended a Goochland County teen Tuesday who they said was impersonating a police officer to get his girlfriend out of summer school. The 17-year-old youth went to Goochland Elementary School dressed in plain clothes and claimed to be conducting a drug investigation, Goochland
- [Update on Farooq Anwar.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/06/update-on-farooq-anwar/) - About a week old, but away, from the Richmond Times-Dispatch: No motive in store slaying [emphasis mine]: Farooq Anwar's killer apparently had another motive besides robbery. Police say the person who fatally shot the Chesterfield County store owner left behind the store's daily receipts, along with Anwar's watch and wallet. Investigators initially believed that Anwar was
- [I’m guessing the phrase “equal protection” doesn’t mean anything to you… Part 8](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/08/im-guessing-the-phrase-equal-protection-doesnt-mean-anything-to-you-part-8/) - I need to think of another title, from the Richmond Times-Dispatch: No ruling in Henrico driver-fee case [emphasis mine]: A Henrico County Circuit Court judge today heard arguments but did not rule on the legality of Virginia's much-debated new law covering abusive driver fees. The case ended up in the court of Circuit Judge L.A. Harris
- ["The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers." Part 4](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/09/the-first-thing-we-do-lets-kill-all-the-lawyers-part-4/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Game warden pleads not guilty in death [emphasis mine]: A game warden who fatally shot a 16-year-old Greene County teen during a January traffic stop pleaded not guilty Tuesday to voluntary manslaughter. [...] As the result of a defense subpoena, Ramirez [the teen's mother] had been required to appear in court and
- [Maybe he isn't as big of an idiot as I thought...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/20/maybe-he-isnt-as-big-of-an-idiot-as-i-thought/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Kaine asks for 5% cuts [emphasis mine]: Gov. Timothy M. Kaine is asking state agencies to cut their budgets by 5 percent to help deal with a tax income shortfall of $641 million for last year and this current fiscal year. The Democratic governor told the assembly's money committees today that a
- [Senator Warner to tell intention Friday](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/30/senator-warner-to-tell-intention-friday/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Sen. Warner to tell intention Friday: Sen. John W. Warner, 80 and a 28-year Senate veteran, plans to announce tomorrow in Charlottesville a decision on seeking re-election in 2008.
- [Armed robbery in Carmel Church.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/30/armed-robbery-in-carmel-church/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Caroline store clerk wounded: A convenience-store clerk was shot during an attempted armed robbery in Caroline County this morning. Three males wearing ski masks entered an Exxon station in the Carmel Church area around 1:50 a.m. and demanded money, Caroline Sheriff Tony Lippa said. The gunman fired one warning shot at
- [Teenager Kills Sister, Attacks Toddler in Spotsylvania County](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/04/teenager-kills-sister-attacks-toddler-in-spotsylvania-county/) - From WUSA 9 in Washington, D.C.: Teenager Kills Sister, Attacks Toddler: A Spotsylvania County teenager is charged with raping and killing his older sister and attacking his two-year-old cousin. Sheriff Howard Smith says the 16-year-old boy told deputies that he went to his sister's bedroom early Monday and hit her with a sledgehammer. Smith says
- [Update: Teenager Kills Sister, Attacks Toddler in Spotsylvania County](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/08/update-teenager-kills-sister-attacks-toddler-in-spotsylvania-county/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Boy's state of mind is at issue: A teen charged with raping and killing his sister may have been under the influence of marijuana during or after the crime, his defense attorney suggested in court yesterday. Also in court, the boy's mother suggested her son is insane and needs help. A
- [Bowling Green murder trial begins](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/11/bowling-green-murder-trial-begins/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Bowling Green murder trial begins: Jury selection continues this afternoon in the murder trial of a Caroline County man charged in the fatal workplace shooting of his boss. Thomas E. Monroe, 67, is charged with first-degree murder in the Nov. 17 slaying of David Ganoe, a well-known county school-system maintenance supervisor.
- [I’m guessing the phrase “equal protection” doesn’t mean anything to you… Part 13, I'm getting sick of writing about this...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/11/im-guessing-the-phrase-equal-protection-doesnt-mean-anything-to-you-part-13-im-getting-sick-of-writing-about-this/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: 'Rational basis' for driver law at issue: Was the General Assembly rational when it exempted residents of other states from Virginia's new and controversial driver-fees statute? Obvious jokes aside, both the lawyers and the judge homed in on that issue yesterday in the Richmond Circuit Court appeal case that challenges the
- [Would you like a side of mercury with that light bulb?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/13/would-you-like-a-side-of-mercury-with-that-light-bulb/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Kaine unveils energy plan [emphasis mine]: Virginia Gov. Timothy M. Kaine today unveiled an energy plan designed to promote the state's energy independence and educate citizens on conservation. [...] Kaine released the Virginia Energy Plan at Virginia Commonwealth University, where Stephen Walz, Senior Advisor for Energy Policy to the Governor, presented
- [Rep. Jo Ann Davis dies of breast cancer](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/06/rep-jo-ann-davis-dies-of-breast-cancer/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Rep. Jo Ann Davis dies of breast cancer: U.S. Rep. Jo Ann Davis died this morning at her Gloucester home after a battle with breast cancer. She was 57. Davis was first diagnosed with breast cancer in 2005 and had a re-occurrence earlier this year. She had been undergoing treatment at
- [Oh, I'm going to blush](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/11/oh-im-going-to-blush/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Attorney raising funds for prosecutor: A well-known Richmond defense attorney is soliciting donations to help Caroline County Commonwealth's Attorney Harvey Latney Jr. repay $300,000 that the prosecutor's longtime secretary is accused of stealing from a client. Craig S. Cooley, who has opposed Latney in the courtroom in the past, said yesterday
- [Hmm...obviously an ongoing plot by Big Tobacco to advertise to kids...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/20/hmmobviously-an-ongoing-plot-by-big-tobacco-to-advertise-to-kids/) - From The Atlanta Journal-Constitution: Study: Anti-smoking ads have opposite effect on teens: The more exposure middle school students have to anti-smoking ads, the more likely they are to smoke, according to a new University of Georgia study. Hye-Jin Paek, an assistant professor at UGA, found that many anti-smoking ad campaigns have the opposite effect on
- [Looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/17/looks-like-a-duck-swims-like-a-duck-and-quacks-like-a-duck/) - It must not be a duck, from Los Angeles' CBS 2: Rape Trial Order Angers L.A. Victim's Family: The father of a San Fernando Valley college student said his daughter is being railroaded by a Nebraska judge who has ordered her not to use the word "rape" on the witness stand at the trial for
- [Showing why D.C. shouldn't have voting rights...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/17/showing-why-dc-shouldnt-have-voting-rights/) - From the AP via FindLaw.com: D.C. to appeal its right to ban unlicensed handguns to the Supreme Court: Plagued by high homicide rates, officials in the U.S. capital said Monday they will petition the Supreme Court as they seek to defend Washington's 30-year-old ban on most handguns. A federal appeals court panel struck down the
- ["The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/18/the-first-thing-we-do-lets-kill-all-the-lawyers/) - From 630 WMAL in Washington, D.C.: How Much Is Enough?: Thomas Fadoul wants Virginia to form a money pool modeled after the September 11 Victim Compensation Fund, which would be used to pay the families of the 32 people killed by gunman Seung Hui Cho on the Virginia Tech campus last April. Fadoul told 630
- [I’m guessing the phrase “equal protection” doesn’t mean anything to you… Part 2](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/20/im-guessing-the-phrase-equal-protection-doesnt-mean-anything-to-you-part-2/) - See previous article From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Kaine, GOP united on traffic fines: Virginians will have to put up with new, stiff fines for bad drivers at least until early next year. [...] They're now immune because Kaine and lawmakers this year agreed the fines would be difficult to collect from non-Virginians -- a feature
- [Justice in Caroline? Nope, just nolle prosequis. Part 2 AKA Latney fiddles while Caroline burns...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/22/justice-in-caroline-nope-just-nolle-prosequis-part-2-aka-latney-fiddles-while-caroline-burns/) - See previous article. I previously quoted this week's edition of The Caroline Progress regarding the various nolle prosequis [Latin for "not to wish to prosecute"] by Commonwealth's Attorney Harvey Latney, Jr., Esq., well it gets even better when you check out the background of the people that Mr. Latney, Esq., wishes not to prosecute (nolle
- [Richmond Times-Dispatch needs a new editor plus an update on "Store owner knew the risks".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/21/richmond-times-dispatch-needs-a-new-editor-plus-an-update-on-store-owner-knew-the-risks/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Frawley drank cold medicine: Ousted University of Mary Washington President William J. Frawley told police he had consumed six bottles of cough medicine before he was arrested for driving under the influence, according to a police report. [...] Police also noted the presence of one bottle of cough medicine. The police
- [Who the hell is this guy's editor?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/20/journalistic-malpractice/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Store owner knew the risks: Anwar Farooq was no stranger to the dangers of running a convenience store in a rough neighborhood, especially at night. Nearly 16 years ago, Farooq killed one robber who shot at him and wounded another during an attempted holdup of the store he ran on Jefferson
- [Hot pursuit in Caroline County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/25/hot-pursuit-in-caroline-county/) - From Fredericksburg.com [photo credit: Lippa for Sheriff]: Woman faces charges in two localities: A Fredericksburg woman was charged yesterday with hit-and-run and eluding police in episodes in two localities. Beth A. Egnar, 43, was charged with DUI and eluding police in Caroline County and was served a warrant for a felony hit-and-run in Fredericksburg Sunday night.
- ["I'm shocked, shocked to find that there is dog fighting going on here!"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/17/im-shocked-shocked-to-find-that-there-is-dog-fighting-going-on-here/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Vick indicted in dogfighting case: NFL quarterback Michael Vick and three others were indicted this afternoon by a federal grand jury in Richmond on charges of interstate conspiracy to sponsor a dogfighting venture, authorities said. The others named in the indictment are Purnell A. Peace, Quanis L. Phillips and Tony Taylor.
- [I'm guessing the phrase "equal protection" doesn't mean anything to you...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/17/im-guessing-the-phrase-equal-protection-doesnt-mean-anything-to-you/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Kaine: fees only for Va. motorists: Gov. Timothy M. Kaine's office was behind the exclusion of out-of-state motorists from new hefty driving fees that have generated considerable outrage around the state. Republican members of the General Assembly have taken most of the heat, but their original transportation bill in this year's
- [Why the tea-party "movement" is a joke, part the first in an occasional series.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/08/12/why-the-tea-party-movement-is-a-joke-part-the-first-in-an-occasional-series/) - What is an organization or movement other than a sum of its parts, in this case, its members? Herman Cain, a business leader and radio host; and Tea Party Patriot co-founder Jenny Beth Martin have joined the roster of speakers for the Virginia Tea Party Convention. Organizers have invited about two dozen speakers, mostly prominent
- [A post in which I try to start a blog-war with some idiot at Bearing Drift over the gay marriage ruling.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/08/06/a-post-in-which-i-try-to-start-a-blog-war-with-some-idiot-at-bearing-drift-over-the-gay-marriage-ruling/) - Over at Bearing Drift, a Steven Osborne has a post about what — in his deluded mind — the gay marriage ruling (by Judge Vaughn R. Walker in Perry v. Schwarzenegger) means. Frankly, I'm not sure why I'm bothering to post about a blog post that is just awful. I guess it's partly because it's
- [Paranoid Sarah Palin kicks conservative bloggers out of event.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/06/28/paranoid-sarah-palin-kicks-conservative-bloggers-out-of-event/) - Geez. That woman's nuts. And that comment thread has a major attack of the Palinbots too. Why does that woman have any credibility with anyone? At least it's gotten to the point where an endorsement from her is a net negative.
- [Catherine Crabill: Calls blogger "wicked", refers to his parents as "Ahab and Jezebel", and calls for demons to be cast out of them.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/06/10/catherine-crabill-calls-blogger-wicked-refers-to-his-parents-as-ahab-and-jezebel-calls-for-demons-to-be-casted-out-of-them/) - Special guest post by your favorite hate-blogger's mother, Kay Watson: On Election Day, my son, Timothy and I were doing volunteer work for Congressman Rob Wittman, handing out literature at the Port Royal Precinct in Caroline County. At about 4:25 PM, an SUV pulled up and I got up from my chair, picked up some
- [Catherine Crabill: Execute half a dozen Congressmen for treason as an example to the rest.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/06/07/catherine-crabill-execute-half-a-dozen-congressmen-for-treason-as-an-example-to-the-rest/) - At this point, does this really surprise anyone? I'm sure that Delegate Albert Pollard enjoyed posting that screenshot, especially after being personally insulted by her for nine straight months. I bet Crabill will be alleging a pan-Episcopalian conspiracy in a few minutes... Cross-posted at On The Right and Virginia Virtucon.
- [Catherine Crabill: Birther who "loves conspiracies" and wonders if Obama will impose "martial law" after his "bloodless coup".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/06/06/catherine-crabill-birther-who-loves-conspiracies-and-wonders-if-obama-will-impose-martial-law-after-his-bloodless-coup/) - This was recorded at the Westmoreland County Republican Committee meeting on June 4th in Montross: [audio:https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/Crabill_2010_06_04_Condensed.mp3] (That was a condensed version of her speech, if you wish to listen to the whole thing it can be downloaded here.) Some thoughts: Over a million dollars in attorney fees? It cost that much to write up a
- [Abduction in Stafford County not really an abduction.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/05/30/abduction-in-stafford-county-not-really-an-abduction/) - According to WTOP: An Amber Alert has been cancelled and the 17-year-old girl has been found safe and unharmed in Florida. An Amber Alert was issued after witnesses saw the teenager being forced into a van at a Target store located at 25 South Gateway Drive in Fredericksburg around 11:30 Saturday morning. Stafford County Sheriff's
- [Catherine Crabill refuses to oppose bank bailouts.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/05/30/catherine-crabill-refuses-to-oppose-bank-bailouts/) - And she's running for Congress why now? She accuses Representative Rob Wittman of not being conservative enough but he actually bothered to oppose TARP and voted against it twice. When asked by the Prince William County Family Alliance if she would "[a]uthorize regulatory agencies to provide relief to banks in exchange for bank stock", she
- [Lies, damn lies, and even more damn lies from the Catherine Crabill camp.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/05/29/lies-damn-lies-and-even-more-damn-lies-from-the-catherine-crabill-camp/) - I simply have to marvel at the stuff coming out of the Catherine Crabill campaign. At the 99th District Tea Party's website (get your own link), they ask the question: "Is Rep. Rob Whitman [sic] Conservative Enough ?" One of the inane points the author uses is that Wittman has refused to debate Crabill despite
- [24 Series Finale: Some thoughts.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/05/27/24-series-finale-some-thoughts/) - So, 24 is finally over. It has been a long nine and half years, with eight season and one television movie, but it is finally over. But, of course, it isn't. Not really. As long as there some kind of convoluted plot the writers can come up with and they can find someone to write
- [The complete "Birther" mindset in 8 minutes...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/04/22/the-complete-birther-mindset-in-8-minutes/) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNjRthxvSFg H/t: Below the Beltway
- [Virginia Commonwealth University's poor stature is its own doing.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/04/21/virginia-commonwealth-universitys-poor-stature-is-its-own-doing/) - I had an exam in a class on Monday at Virginia Commonwealth University (VCU). During the next class, today, the professor for the class, Dr. Michelle Peace, said that she had seen several instances of suspicious behavior during the class and she had to issue several warnings to the students. She went on to say
- [Navy pilot stayed on disabled plane so the rest of the crew could bail out.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/04/12/navy-pilot-stayed-on-disabled-plane-so-the-rest-of-the-crew-could-bail-out/) - I heard about the plane crash a week or so ago and that they had called off a search and rescue attempt a few days later and now the full story has been revealed: Had a lesser pilot been at the controls of Bluetail 601 last Wednesday, there might have been four memorial services this
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-04-04](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/04/04/twitter-updates-for-2010-04-04/) - RT @leevogler: Freddie Mercury was absolutely amazing. #nowplaying #ff # @gabrielmalor What happened to that SCOTUS case that was challenging the constitutionally of life sentences for juveniles? in reply to gabrielmalor # @sdwhite Probably not. in reply to sdwhite # @sdwhite What exactly is the 'clearly questionable moral standards'? in reply to sdwhite # @dmataconis
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-04-03](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/04/03/twitter-updates-for-2010-04-03/) - Anyone else think that the latest episode of #V was kinda anemic? # My pet-peeve on the use of the English language today: "domestic violence advocates", really? Shouldn't there be an "anti-" in there? # And the award for the worse nightmare of the night/day goes to the one where I needed to shoot multiple
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-04-02](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/04/02/twitter-updates-for-2010-04-02/) - @allahpundit Game over for who? Steele or stopping amnesty? in reply to allahpundit # RT @michellemalkin: Sigh. This sums up the Stupid Party (un)leadership perfectly. Read http://viigo.im/2YNg h/t @WoodyPfister # Everyday - I try and I try and I try/But everybody wants to put me down/They say I'm goin' crazy/They say I got a lot
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-04-01](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/04/01/twitter-updates-for-2010-04-01/) - Reporting students' mass e-mails as spam? Fun. # @jasonkenney Not really. And one had "Extra Credit" in the subject but was promoting someone in the SGA election. in reply to jasonkenney # @jasonkenney Yeah, but he wasn't promoting himself, but someone else. Does that matter? in reply to jasonkenney # @jasonkenney Sure. in reply to
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-03-31](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/31/twitter-updates-for-2010-03-31/) - @sdwhite @dmataconis Yeah, me too. Although my problem is more that I woke up and haven't fallen back to sleep. # @dmataconis Joy, joy, guess I'm going to have to figure out a new way to to pay for school. in reply to dmataconis # RT @AceofSpadesHQ: FAQ: How many rounds does it take to
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-03-30](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/30/twitter-updates-for-2010-03-30/) - I find it hard to tell you/I find it hard to take/When people run in circles/It's a very, very/Mad World # Someone want to explain why Amaury Nolasco seems to have disappeared during the second season of Southland? # RT @RobWittman: http://twitpic.com/1bt8en - Constituents stopped by my office to thank me for supporting efforts to
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-03-29](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/29/twitter-updates-for-2010-03-29/) - I really wish some of my instructors would post more of my grades on Blackboard... # Ive done my sentence/But committed no crime/And bad mistakes/Ive made a few Ive had my share of sand kicked in my face/But Ive come through # Does anyone have a list of Congressmen that signed the AIPAC letter? #
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-03-28](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/28/twitter-updates-for-2010-03-28-2/) - Well, thanks to a weird dream, I'm up now. # RT @overlawyered: Australian government to U.S.-based website: remove that hate speech or face prosecution: Not just... http://bit.ly/bc6ik1 # RT @dmataconis: Don't forget at 8:30pm local time, celebrate Human Achievement Hour http://bit.ly/beqVxJ #EarthHour #HAH2010 #tcot #tlot #
- [Coming soon to your medical records...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/27/coming-soon-to-your-medical-records/) - From The WaPo: Personal data on 3.3 million people have been stolen from the company that guarantees student loans in Virginia and two other states, authorities said. The theft occurred last weekend at the headquarters in St. Paul, Minn, of ECMC, which has been the designated federal student loan guaranty agency in Virginia since 1996.
- [Anti-Semite/racist James "Jim" Moran opens his mouth again...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/15/anti-semiteracist-james-jim-moran-opens-his-mouth-again/) - From The Washington Post: Rep. James P. Moran Jr. (D-Va.) has again come under fire from local Jewish organizations for remarking in a magazine interview that the "extraordinarily powerful" pro-Israel lobby played a strong role promoting the war in Iraq. In an interview with Tikkun, a California-based Jewish magazine, Moran said the American Israel Public
- [Foot-in-mouth-diease strikes again...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/20/foot-in-mouth-diease-strikes-again/) - First, Jim Moran: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcylrXtOTC4 "Ethically cleansed Baghdad"?... Christ, when will this guy learn to shut up? Here's some ethic cleansing from Saddam Hussein: Iraq's Legacy of Terror: Mass Graves Babies found in Iraqi mass grave Iraq: Iraqis Open Saddam Hussein's Mass Graves, Demand Justice Uncovering Iraq's Horrors in Desert Graves Mass grave unearthed in Iraq
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-03-27](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/27/twitter-updates-for-2010-03-27/) - To quote Die Hard: "What have we here, gentlemen? The police have themselves an RV." http://is.gd/aZNn0 # Does anyone know if it possible for Excel to tell the difference between a null (empty) cell and a 0? # RT @dmataconis: #24 cancelled ? I blame Dana Walsh. Worst. 24 Character. Ever. (yes even worse than
- [Catherine Crabill: Constitutional scholar.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/26/catherine-crabill-constitutional-scholar/) - No, not really. I have previously posted on her inability to read the very short Article III of the United States Constitution, now it looks she's missed a whole amendment: Additionally, we must repeal the income tax. It is unconstitutional and it’s abuse of power has become legendary. A flat tax would set every American
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-03-24](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/24/twitter-updates-for-2010-03-24/) - Great, a new form of spam: YouTube spam. # @Gwatson0008 You spelled the word "against" incorrectly. in reply to Gwatson0008 # Note: Firefox starts to run a little slow when it's been open for 3 days and it's using 600 mb of memory. # @dmataconis It was better when she was shooting the guy in
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-03-23](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/23/twitter-updates-for-2010-03-23/) - @vpaige So, anyone that disagrees with you is a plant? Or an insurance company lobbyist? Or a racist? Anything I miss? (spelling corrected) # RT @bearingdrift: Web: Statements from Forbes and Wittman on healthcare passage http://bit.ly/a6X34F # RT @DrewMTips: Nancy says we have a right to follow our passions and have that subsidized...make mine a
- [Slavery is Freedom?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/18/slavery-is-freedom/) - From The Guardian: "Big Brother" plans to automatically hand the police details of the daily journeys of millions of motorists tracked by road pricing cameras across the country were inadvertently disclosed by the Home Office last night. Leaked Whitehall background papers reveal that Home Office and transport ministers have clashed over plans for legislation this
- [Replacing one idiot with another?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/18/replacing-one-idiot-with-another/) - From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Sen. John W. Warner's campaign apparatus raised only $71,000 in the second quarter of this year, hardly looking like that of a candidate girding for re-election. The 80-year-old Virginia Republican remained coy, however, about his re-election plans and insisted he doesn't seek political donations until his campaign starts in earnest. He
- [Caroline Deputies Catch Internet Predator](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/15/caroline-deputies-catch-internet-predator/) - From WTVR CBS 6 in Richmond [photo credit: Ibid]: Caroline County Deputies catch a 21-year-old man trying to solicit sex from a teenager over the internet. And James Street admits he did it to CBS 6 News. "I'm just a young guy who was kinda bored at home and you know nothing really to do
- [Twitter Updates for 2010-03-22](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/22/twitter-updates-for-2010-03-22/) - @dmataconis Um, should what exactly do you suggest? Armed insurrection? (hyperbole for effect) in reply to dmataconis # To quote John Crichton: "We are so frelled." # Maybe I should channel Rand and think about how this is a good thing since it will increase the rate of America destroying itself... # Does anyone remember
- [Doing the kidnapping and selling into prostitution that Americans won't do...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/18/doing-the-kidnapping-and-selling-into-prostitution-that-americans-wont-do/) - From NBC 4 in Washington, D.C.: Police said the people who allegedly kidnapped two teenage girls earlier this week planned to take the girls to Florida and sell them into prostitution. [...] Investigators said the girls had apparently been involuntarily taken or lured from the home. The FBI and the U.S. Marshal's Service assisted in
- [And the award for the worst website for a political candidate in 2010 goes to...Krystal Ball!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/20/and-the-award-for-the-worst-website-for-a-political-candidate-in-2010-goes-to-krystal-ball/) - Geez, her 'new' site is just awful. First: It's using WordPress. Now, I have no problem with someone using WordPress for a professional website, the problem here is the version of WordPress she's using is five versions old. Do I really need to explain the problem of using outdated software on a website? Does she
- [Paul Warner Powell executed.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/18/paul-warner-powell-executed/) - Dead according to the Richmond Times-Dispatch. He can say "hi" to Mark Evonitz on that special level of hell.
- [General Assembly gives a big middle-finger to Caroline County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/17/general-assembly-gives-a-big-middle-finger-to-caroline-county/) - How? By refusing to fill the judicial vacancy created by the retirement of Circuit Court Judge Horace Revercomb on March 1st. The General Assembly decided that instead of funding essential services like judges, they could save a few bucks by using substitute judges. They don't care if that causes problems with continuity of leadership, if
- [<em>The Free Lance–Star</em> accuses two Caroline County Sheriff's Deputies of police brutality using the word of someone charged with a felony.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/17/the-free-lance–star-accuses-two-caroline-county-sheriffs-deputies-of-police-brutality-using-the-word-of-someone-charged-with-a-felony/) - Because he's so damn believable, right? For those that haven't been following this story, a student along with her father and grandmother were arrested at Caroline County High School last week following an incident where they allegedly assaulted two sheriff's deputies, as well as school administration personnel. According to a reporting by WRIC (Channel 8)
- [Poor quality trailer of the new The X-Files movie.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/27/poor-quality-trailer-of-the-new-the-x-files-movie/) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znh_HGR8g50 July 25, 2008 H/t: Ace of Spades HQ (content warning) UPDATE: Somewhat better quality (at least it wasn't done at a weird angle like the previous one): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGDF_DDGu8M
- [The sadness: Death Row Records bought by white, female, West Hollywood aesthetician.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/29/the-sadness-death-row-records-bought-by-white-female-west-hollywood-aesthetician/) - Reports TMZ. I'm sure she's gangsta. And the obligatory clip of Tupac's "Hit 'Em Up". Language warning fools: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xviL4-1lqo
- [Stafford County Board of Supervisors provides some humor (unintentionally) on the BPOL tax.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/11/stafford-county-board-of-supervisors-provides-some-humor-unintentionally-on-the-bpol-tax/) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LaeN1Th54w Essay question: Better or worst than the Caroline County Board of Supervisors?
- [The pointy-haired boss of Virginia [Tim Kaine] redraws state boundaries.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/25/the-pointy-haired-boss-of-virginia-tim-kaine-redraws-state-boundaries/) - Our esteemed Governor seems to think that the Commonwealth of Virginia borders Delaware: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV-mB3Wjuqs Did we take over the People's Republic of Maryland when I wasn't looking? H/t: Black Velvet Bruce Li, Virginia Virtucon, Hot Air
- [Now that the tropical storm has passed...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/06/now-that-the-tropical-storm-has-passsed/) - For those that have power and access to the internets [sic], enjoy some music (Vertical Horizon - "Everything You Want"): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0bKL0rJZM
- [Something to consider before you get a wind mill, folks.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/21/something-to-consider-before-you-get-a-wind-mill-folks/) - I'm sure the statistic odds of this happening are on the order of 1 in 1,000,000 but still: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty-vH42H_7k Also: H/t: FAIL blog.
- ["Why the heck did you vote for that loser?!"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/21/why-the-heck-did-you-vote-for-that-loser/) - This has to be fake, but it's so funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vxzIamlzoA H/t: Hot Air, Ace of Spades
- [Plaxico Burress on gun safety.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/06/plaxico-burress-on-gun-safety/) - Slight language warning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgL5kuBpMA H/t: Little Green Footballs (LGF)
- [Chris Rock was right!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/19/chris-rock-was-right/) - 10 or 15 years ago, Chris Rock had this joke that the government, instead of focusing on gun control, should tax the hell of ammunition. Not only would this cut down on gun crime in general, but instead of a criminal praying and spraying rounds at someone that pissed them off, they would adopt a
- [Hack "journalism" from the Capital News Service at VCU.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/19/hack-journalism-from-the-capital-news-service-at-vcu/) - From WTVR: [flv:https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/videos/WTVR_16042009165702174_5374411_2.flv 320 240] And the full YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkELZD_U7V0 Here's Dave Albo's response on the WaPo's Virginia Politics blog: Amy: Did it occur to anyone to inquire what was going on at the time? Had the VCU reporter told the full story, she would have mentioned that at that time no votes were
- [99th House of Delegates Mass Meeting: Video: Rob Wittman (R-1st) takes the money and runs...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/19/99th-house-of-delegates-mass-meeting-video-rob-wittman-r-1st-takes-the-money-and-runs/) - NOTE: I just noticed that the audio on the video is out of sync. I'm working on figuring out why. It's fine on my original that I uploaded but YouTube apparently did something that caused it to be out of sync. It's fixed now I think. To paraphrase the Steve Miller Band. Sorry about the
- [Hitler Loses The McMansion.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/21/hitler-loses-the-mcmansion/) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNmcf4Y3lGM Headline blatantly stolen from Ace of Spades.
- [Sarah Palin-John McCain '08!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/08/sarah-palin-john-mccain-08/) - Note who's the head person on the ticket. :) A guy introducing Joe Biden even endorses the idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPywKOTQZig H/t: Ace of Spades HQ
- [Mark Warner admits he called Christians, pro-lifers, home schoolers, and the NRA a threat to America.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/13/mark-warner-admits-he-called-christians-pro-lifers-home-schoolers-and-the-nra-a-threat-to-america/) - MARK WARNER FINALLY ADMITS TO DEMEANING REMARKS ATTACKING PEOPLE OF CHRISTIAN FAITH, PRO-LIFERS, HOME SCHOOLERS AND THE NRA Gilmore Campaign Demands Warner Apologize for the Remarks and for Lying About Them Alexandria - The Jim Gilmore for Senate Campaign released a statement today after Mark Warner admitted this weekend that he made disparaging remarks about
- [Did Mark Warner just have a "macaca" moment?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/06/did-mark-warner-just-have-a-macaca-moment/) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpicD6UIq8A
- [The obvious solution to this problem is a duel.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/03/the-obvious-solution-to-this-problem-is-a-duel/) - And I hope Barney Frank wins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAuOEdttjZQ NOTE: I am not advocating violence against any persons. If you take my comments as such, then shame on you. 'Kay, thanks, bye.
- [It's The End Of The World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine)](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/01/its-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-and-i-feel-fine/) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8 Seemed like an appropriate song given recent events.
- [Let's review Rob Wittman's previous comments and actions regarding earmarks.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/03/lets-review-rob-wittmans-previous-comments-and-actions-regarding-earmarks/) - On February 7, 2008, Rob Wittman voted for a moratorium on the submission of earmark requests in the House of Representatives; the moratorium, however, failed to pass. The same day, he issued a press release condemning Speaker Nancy Pelosi for opposing the moratorium. By the end of April 2008, Wittman had submitted $132,500,000 in earmark
- [99th House of Delegates Mass Meeting: Video: A lot of the delegates wanted to be sure that they could vote against the kook.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/20/99th-house-of-delegates-mass-meeting-video-a-lot-of-the-delegates-wanted-to-be-sure-that-they-could-vote-against-the-kook/) - Again, the quality isn't the best and you can hear me talking in the background (I'm the one with the slight country drawl). Caroline County Chairman Jeff Sili originally started this discussion off by asking a question about the proposed meeting rules but I don't remember the exact question Sili posed to Webb. Unfortunately, the
- [99th House of Delegates Mass Meeting: Video: Perennial loser Patrick Muldoon speaks.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/20/99th-house-of-delegates-mass-meeting-video-perennial-loser-patrick-muldoon-speaks/) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf-o-cFvxfw Right message (for the most part), wrong target.
- [99th House of Delegates Mass Meeting: Video: The Crabill supporters, including herself, speak.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/21/99th-house-of-delegates-mass-meeting-video-the-crabill-supporters-including-herself-speak/) - Sorry, but the camera action got increasingly jerky as the meeting went on (you try to hold a camera steady for an hour!). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKrAvtCZhLA Just like a bunch of other 'conservatives', they want small government until it comes to something they want paid for, in this case money for the Chesapeake Bay. What's the environment
- [99th House of Delegates Mass Meeting: Video: One of the anti-Crabill speakers.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/21/99th-house-of-delegates-mass-meeting-video-one-of-the-anti-crabill-speakers/) - Here's the video one of the speakers who opposed Crabill's nomination. If only one of the three people that had gone up there had had the courage to actually repeat what she has said, even the stuff that has been posted on her own campaign site! Ugh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilQFIoeCcZ0 I wasn't able to record video of
- [Memorial Day Honored in Caroline County: Video](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/27/memorial-day-honored-in-caroline-county-video/) - The video isn't great, you can hear cars in the background and someone that was beside me talking, and the camera gets a little jerky because I was trying to record with one hand while simultaneously setting a tripod. I was a little late getting to the event and I had to find a spot
- [Republican campaign kickoff event at Stafford Regional Airport: Video.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/05/republican-campaign-kickoff-event-at-stafford-regional-airport-video/) - Introduction by Senator Vogel and Bob McDonnell's Speech (Part 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23UyPtkarh0 Bob McDonnell's Speech (Part 2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGFDT8ng0eg Bill Bolling's Speech (Part 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWpmCprXiDI Bill Bolling's Speech (Part 2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M00UhhFuaGQ Ken Cuccinelli's Speech (Part 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSfUu1OsUY8 Ken Cuccinelli's Speech (Part 2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI2xu_JYGkI
- [Best-of clip of the insanity at Rob Wittman's town hall meeting in Warsaw, Virginia, on August 30th, 2009.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/28/best-of-clip-of-the-insanity-at-rob-wittmans-town-hall-meeting-in-warsaw-virginia-on-august-30th-2009/) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RT__gVaE2w Ouch, just ouch. These people really need to lay off the Glenn Beck and the internet. At the very least, they need to do a little research before they repeat everything they see on television or on the internet. Just because someone writes it on a blog or somewhere else doesn't make it true.
- ["Jack Webb Schools Barack Obama on Healthcare"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/13/jack-webb-schools-barack-obama-on-healthcare/) - This has been going around in e-mails but for those that haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4r6YCUtxfs
- [Video: Participants at Rob Wittman's Fredericksburg town hall meeting refuse to "fall in line".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/08/video-participants-at-rob-wittmans-fredericksburg-town-hall-meeting-refuse-to-fall-in-line/) - Nicely handled by Rep. Wittman too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ro6tom7tzo Cross-posted at Virginia Virtucon.
- [Video: Nut at Rob Wittman's town hall meeting in Fredericksburg ask questions about 'conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids'.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/07/nut-at-wittman-town-hall-meeting-in-fredericksburg-ask-questions-about-conspiracy-to-sap-and-impurify-all-of-our-precious-bodily-fluids/) - Ugh, just ugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYxB6VotVVU Sound familiar? Sure does for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY I wish politicians would call these type of people out as the nuts they are, instead of twisting these questions into something that actually sounds sane (like a general question on pollutants). And it's sad that the myth about mercury and autism survives to
- [Crabill Watch: "We have the chance to fight this battle at the ballot box before we have to resort to the bullet box."](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/16/crabill-watch-we-have-the-chance-to-fight-this-battle-at-the-ballot-box-before-we-have-to-resort-to-the-bullet-box/) - Actually the statement before the quote I have in the title is probably the worst: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paeuC-i8E1o H/t: Fred2Blue, Not Larry Sabato. And the bad thing is these Republicans in the 99th district can't backpedal now and say they didn't know what they were getting. They knew full well the kind of comments she had made
- [Video: Bob McDonnell in Stafford County on September 1st.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/07/video-bob-mcdonnell-in-stafford-county-on-september-1st/) - Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZEGtSZL98M Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y80eodZpZ0 I've also got pictures that I'll upload later.
- [How long are we going to have to wait to see any results from Creigh Deeds' "economic recovery plan"?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/12/how-long-are-we-going-to-have-to-wait-to-see-any-results-from-creigh-deeds-economic-recovery-plan/) - After Virginia Virtucon pointed that Creigh Deeds doesn't even have a section for jobs or the economy on the "Issues" section of his website I remembered this ad he had been running: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC63eh0-Gv0 So, his "economic recovery plan starts with education"? What exactly that does that mean? What education does he plan to improve to
- [Is "Common Sense Virginia" omnipotent or just plain lying?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/12/is-common-sense-virginia-omnipotent-or-just-plain-lying/) - Here's a new ad that "Common Sense Virginia" is running (at least on YouTube, haven't seen it on television yet): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx-2xFfMRds So, they claim that Bob McDonnell took no questions during his stop in Fredericksburg (technically Stafford), eh? My question is how the heck would they know? Sure, there was guy from the group tracking
- [The many positions of Creigh Deeds on gay marriage all in two minutes.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/07/the-many-positions-of-creigh-deeds-on-gay-marriage-all-in-two-minutes/) - Shot in Fredericksburg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDofIHR6eyo Okay, his positions are the following: 1.) The voters should have a say on the legality of gay marriage so he voted twice to put the gay marriage ban amendment on the ballot. 2.) Yet he campaigned against the amendment and claims to have voted against it. 3.) He believes that
- [99th House of Delegates Mass Meeting: Video: The votes come in and the district becomes a statewide, if not national, embarrassment.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/21/99th-house-of-delegates-mass-meeting-video-the-votes-come-in-and-the-district-becomes-a-statewide-if-not-national-embarrassment/) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPberSFuvF0
- [When does a company's "goodwill" create a conflict of interest?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/10/when-does-a-companys-goodwill-create-a-conflict-of-interest/) - Someone sent me a copy of a flier for the Caroline County Optimist Club's Winter Sports Festival. For those unaware, the Director of the Optimist Club is County Administrator Percy Ashcraft and the club's President is Percy Ashcraft's wife. Its Recording Secretary is Karen Jenkins, who is the county's "public information officer" as well. Now,
- [The horror, the horror: Catherine Crabill running for Congress.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/10/the-horror-the-horror-catherine-crabill-running-for-congress/) - Virtucon broke the story yesterday. How crazy does someone have to be to put his or her signature to paper in support of this woman?
- [You might be a nerd if...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/03/06/you-might-be-a-nerd-if/) - ...you can pick out an obscure quote from a semi-obscure science-fiction television show during a completely unrelated radio ad. I was sitting in my car on the way down to Richmond on Thursday a little before noon listening to WINC 92.5 FM out of Winchester. While listening to the radio, I heard an advertisement for
- [Ron Paul: Federal Reserve responsible for the Lindbergh baby kidnapping.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/02/25/ron-paul-federal-reserve-responsible-for-the-lindbergh-baby-kidnapping/) - Well, that's about the only thing he didn't pin on them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urkJ2WCQ5R0 And that's the first thing I have heard from Barney Frank that I have admired. H/t: Hot Air Cross-posted at On The Right and Virginia Virtucon.
- [To the parliamentarians out there: Is this legal?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/23/to-the-parliamentarians-out-there-is-this-legal/) - At the 99th Legislative District Republican Committee meeting on December 14, 2009: [audio:https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/videos/Webb_2009_12_14.mp3] To download, click here (139 KB MP3). I don't have a copy of Robert's Rules of Order so I'm not too familiar with parliamentarian procedure. Anyone want to help? Cross-posted at On The Right and Virginia Virtucon.
- [Jim Spiess, a convicted felon and Catherine Crabill supporter, is a "liaison" for the "Virginia Tea Party Patriots Foundation".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/23/jim-spiess-a-convicted-felon-and-catherine-crabill-supporter-is-a-liason-for-the-virginia-tea-party-patriots-foundation/) - From an e-mail that someone else received and forwarded to me: Hi, my name is Jim and I am one of the two liaison officers of the Virginia Tea Party Patriot Federation. We formed a little over 6 months ago. Right now I believe we have around 30 Tea Party/912 groups in our Federation. We
- [Catherine Crabill: 9/11 Truther?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/02/14/catherine-crabill-911-truther/) - There's been a lot of buzz in the blogosphere this week after Glenn Beck went off on Debra Medina, a Republican Gubernatorial candidate in Texas. Beck exposed Media as being both a "Birther" (someone that believes President Barack Obama wasn't born in the United States) and a "9/11 Truther", someone that believes that Bush, or
- [Kenny Golden (Republican candidate in the second district): People in the military are prohibited from having sex.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/02/04/kenny-golden-republican-candidate-in-the-second-district-people-in-the-military-are-prohibited-from-having-sex/) - Oh, really Kenny?: Virginia Beach, VA – The chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen, stated on Tuesday his support of allowing gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military. 2nd District Congressional Candidate Kenny Golden, who served with Admiral Mullen and knows him well, vehemently disagrees. “While Admiral Mullen is
- ["Tea partiers" in the 5th against Eric Cantor before they were for him?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/17/tea-partiers-in-the-5th-against-eric-cantor-before-they-were-for-him/) - Last week, the various far-righters in the 5th Congressional District were incensed that Eric Cantor would dare to contribute $7,000 (through his campaign committee and his personal funds) to the Congressional campaign of State Senator Robert Hurt. These little tirades included throwing around words like "RINO" and whatnot with allegations that Cantor was not a
- [Virgil "North American Union" Goode running in the 5th?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/17/virgil-north-american-union-goode-running-in-the-5th/) - Looks like those crazy teabaggers are trying to draft Virgil Goode according to The WaPo. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Goode decided to run since he's been using his campaign money to pay for campaign stuff through September (the end of the last reporting period), including phone and internet service, web hosting, and
- [Tip: If 96.17% of your campaign funding comes from yourself, don't brag about your cash-on-hand.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/17/tip-if-96-17-of-your-campaign-funding-comes-from-yourself-dont-brag-about-your-cash-on-hand/) - Because you look like a dork when you do. And this is a tip that Laurence Verga needs to take to heart: ALBEMARLE COUNTY, VA - It is clear from the State Senator's [Robert Hurt's] finance report that he is the preferred choice of Richmond lobbyists and Washington insiders. However, their support will not buy
- [Did you know? Only 5.15% of Krystal Ball's campaign contributions from individuals come from within the 1st Congressional District.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/18/did-you-know-only-5-15-of-krystal-balls-campaign-contributions-from-individuals-come-from-within-the-1st-congressional-district/) - That's what her campaign finance disclosure reports show through September 30, 2009. $13,700 from nine donors (one of whom is her husband who chipped in $4,800) from within in the district. Only $23,400 (8.79%) from within all of Virginia. Meanwhile, she's received $87,093 (32.71%) from the state of California. If you don't include the money
- [Witch-hunt in the 99th House District.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/17/witch-hunt-in-the-99th-house-district/) - I first got wind of this little witch-hunt at the 1st Congressional District Republican Committee meeting on December 11th. I was sitting in the back of the room when Bill Kling (Crabill's campaign manger) went to up Larry Kile (King George County Republican Committee Chairman), who was sitting about ten feet away from me, and
- [More gang graffiti in Port Royal: "Duece" strikes again.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/05/more-gang-graffiti-in-port-royal-duece-strikes-again/) - I got this picture via the series of tubes from my brother (shameless plug: check out his own two hate-blogs, On The Right and Orange, VA Independence Day Tea Party). It was taken yesterday, you can see in the background Shiloh Baptist Church and its cemetery: Not cross-posted at any other blog for once.
- [Gangs? I thought we only had "wannabes" here in Caroline County, along with some other thoughts on gang denial.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/05/gangs-i-thought-we-only-had-wannabes-here-in-caroline-county-along-with-some-other-thoughts-on-gang-denial/) - Does anyone remember the Caroline County constitutional officers debate back in 2007 at the Bowling Green Town Hall? Perhaps when the question of gangs and gang crime came up to the candidates for Sheriff? Tony Lippa stated that we only had "wannabes" in the county. Here are some pictures that were taken of graffiti found
- [Does the state of Virginia think you're a terrorist?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/22/does-the-state-of-virginia-think-youre-a-terrorist/) - Below you'll find some pages of a PDF document that was prepared by Trooper John R. Wright of the Virginia State Police and distributed by the Virginia Department of Human Resource Management on their website for "Safety Day" in 2004 (you can view the full report/presentation here [PDF]). UPDATE: The state of Virginia has removed
- [Eric Cantor votes to give a company (which he owns stock in) a government-enforced majority control of their market until the end of time.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/15/eric-cantor-votes-to-give-a-company-which-he-owns-stock-of-majority-control-of-their-market-until-the-end-of-time/) - UPDATE: I forgot to mention that my idiot brother (shameless plug: check out his two hate-blogs, On The Right and Orange, VA Independence Day Tea Party) brought Cantor's vote to my attention. I speak of the recently passed bill that will give the Federal Drug Administration (FDA) regulatory authority over tobacco products. Ironically, the bill
- [Krystal Ball's individual in-district contributions down to 4.92%.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/02/18/krystal-balls-individual-in-district-contributions-down-to-4-92/) - It was 5.15% at the end of September, now it's down to a mere 4.92%. 4.92% of this candidate's money from individuals, a misery $15,150, has come from within the district. If you don't count the money that's she gotten from her husband, only 3.36% of her money, $10,350, is from within the district. Meanwhile,
- [Paul Warner Powell to get the chair on March 18th.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/27/paul-warner-powell-to-get-the-chair-on-march-18th/) - According to the Richmond Times-Dispatch. I'm assuming he's getting the chair, he chose the chair the last time he was scheduled for execution. If, for some reason, he changes his mind, he'll get the liquid styrofoam instead.
- [SCOTUS to Paul Warner Powell: Let us know how that execution works out for you.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/25/scotus-to-paul-warner-powell-let-us-know-how-that-execution-works-out-for-you/) - Not really, but one can dream. The Supreme Court of the United States has declined to hear Paul Warner Powell's case, so his execution should be scheduled (again) shortly. Special thanks to commenter "Fred" for keeping me up-to-date on his case's status at the Supreme Court in the comments section of the Paul Warner Powell
- [Dave Marsden admits fraudulent voter registration.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/25/dave-marsden-admits-fraudulent-voter-registration/) - A month ago Dave Marsden was saying that he was living in the 37th district, now he's saying he will "eventually" move to the district. In this vain, I'm hereby announcing my intention to run against State Senator Edd Houck (D-17th). I don't live in the district currently and I more than likely won't be
- [Donna Blanton's petition for appeal hearing granted by the Supreme Court of Virginia.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/24/donna-blantons-petition-for-appeal-hearing-granted-by-the-supreme-court-of-virginia/) - Why? Because apparently the prosecutor isn't supposed to refute the defendant's bizarre arguement that the prosecution is supposed to do the defense's job. Or something like that. You can read the defendant's appeal here and the Commonwealth's response here. Frankly, Bob McDonnell needs to clear the Supreme Court of these idiots. That's what you get
- [Two universities encouraging Facebook spam.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/22/two-universities-encouraging-facebook-spam/) - From my VCU e-mail: 1. Facebook Face-off: VCU vs. GMU Virginia Commonwealth University and George Mason University – Virginia’s largest universities and CAA rivals – are going head-to-head to see who can bring in the most Facebook fans. The competition tipped off at noon on Jan. 19 and runs until noon on Feb. 9. The
- [Another artificial and engineered crisis debunked.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/10/another-artificial-and-engineered-crisis-debunked/) - WUSA9: Virginia Nursing Shortage May Be Less Than Expected And as for all engineered crises (or should that be crisi?), it's just another attempt to grow the size of government: Gov. Timothy M. Kaine said the state has increased access to nurse training programs and made salaries more competitive, resulting in 900 additional nursing graduates
- [Crazy teabaggers unite! (part 2)](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/09/crazy-teabaggers-unite-part-2/) - Remember Anne Yeisley? Well, here's another great example of intellect sent under the subject "Are Americans beings turned into Zombies?": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWqD_VOympU This video is very sobering. Are Americans being turned into zombies? Um, right, zombies. And what post about zombies would be right without some Bruce Campbell? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-wj-vuNm88
- [Samuel Wurzelbacher to endorse Laurence Verga.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/08/samuel-wurzelbacher-to-endorse-laurence-verga/) - "Who?" Samuel Wurzelbacher is probably better known as "Joe the Plumber". He's the same guy that said that people who disagreed with him should be shoot and that reporters should be prohibited from publishing news about wars. I wonder if Verga includes those positions on his plank. Maybe someone should tell Wurzelbacher his fifteen minutes
- [Judge Revercomb to retire.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2010/01/06/judge-revercomb-to-retire/) - So says Virginia Lawyers Weekly's blog. It'll be interesting to see who gets a selection from the General Assembly this year or ends up getting a temporary appointment in the mean term.
- [Crazy teabaggers unite!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/28/crazy-teabaggers-unite/) - The following is a letter from Anna Yeisley, a member (or head?) of the "Spotsylvania County Campaign for Liberty" (the Ron Paul offshoot groups) and "Spotsylvania Patriots"; she's also a member of that nut group, founded by Herb Lux, the "American Patriots Committee": Dear Senator Warner [same letter sent to Senator Webb] Please vote NO
- [Delegate Albert Pollard starts a blog.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/17/delegate-albert-pollard-starts-a-blog/) - Check it out. No comment from Bill Kling or Catherine Crabill about the latest addition to the list of evil bloggers.
- [2010 General Assembly Session: The good, the bad, and the ugly (so far).](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/17/2010-general-assembly-session-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-so-far/) - Or the "great", the "good", the "bad", and the "what the..." bills that have been prefiled so far for this coming session. Great HJ5 (Oder): Creates a transportation lockbox. SB 4 (Smith): Requires General Assembly members to disclose if them or anyone in their families makes more than $10,000 from any state or local agency
- [Since I'm too lazy to post anything for Christmas: Check out Kat's Carnival of Christmas.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/17/since-im-too-lazy-to-post-anything-for-christmas-check-out-kats-carnival-of-christmas/) - A Carnival for anything Christmas related. You can share Christmas stories, Christmas poems, Christmas podcasts, Christmas parodies, Christmas pictures, etc. The only requirement is that the post be respectful of the Holiday and in the Spirit of Christmas cheer and kindness. Check it out.
- [Catherine Crabill: Still crazy.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/15/catherine-crabill-still-crazy/) - What more can I say? Her comments made at the 99th Legislative District Committee meeting last night: [audio:https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/videos/Crabill_2009_12_14.mp3] If you want to download the whole file to your hard-drive click here (5.73 MB MP3). Cross-posted at Virginia Virtucon.
- [Bill Kling: Just as crazy as Crabill.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/15/bill-kling-just-as-crazy-as-crabill/) - [audio:https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/videos/Kling_2009_12_14.mp3] If you want to download the whole file to your hard-drive click here (11.6 MB MP3). Things to consider as you listen to the audio: Winning against no one with 63.89% of the vote is a "substantial margin"? Of course, the federal government dared to provide response and recovery operations when a federal building
- [Rob Wittman to hold telephone town hall meeting Wednesday night.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/15/rob-wittman-to-hold-telephone-town-hall-meeting-wednesday-night/) - Washington, D.C. – Tomorrow, Congressman Rob Wittman will host a live telephone-town hall to hear directly from constituents about their concerns as the first session of the 111th Congress comes to a close. Date: Wednesday, December 16, 2009 Time: 7:30 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. Call in Number: 877-229-8493 Log in Pin: 13327 To be placed
- [Delegate Scott Lingamfelter: Just another big-government Republican.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/14/delegate-scott-lingamfelter-just-another-big-government-republican/) - From today's Richmond Times-Dispatch: Del. L. Scott Lingamfelter is getting in on the fight over the flying of the American flag. The Prince William County Republican plans to submit a bill for next year's General Assembly session that would require homeowners associations to allow combat veterans decorated for valor to fly the flag in any
- [Great Ann Coulter column.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/14/great-ann-coulter-column/) - From December 9th but somehow I missed it: In Tuesday's primary election, Massachusetts Democrats chose as their Senate nominee a woman who kept a clearly innocent man in prison in order to advance her political career. Martha Coakley isn't even fit for the late Teddy Kennedy's old seat. (What is it about this particular Senate
- [My agnosticism towards the tea party movement validated once again.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/10/my-agnosticism-towards-the-tea-party-movement-validated-once-again/) - Does anyone consider this rhetoric attractive? (The Free Lance–Star): Members of the Tea Party faction of the Republican Party and questions about health care greeted Rep. Robert J. Wittman (R-Montross) at a gathering Tuesday night in his hometown. "Where in the Constitution is government charged with protecting people's health?" asked Catherine T. Crabill, a maverick
- [Sarah Palin has jumped the shark.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/04/sarah-palin-has-jumped-the-shark/) - By becoming a birther. Or should that be "by being a birther"?
- [I must admit I'm conflicted here.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/03/i-must-admit-im-conflicted-here/) - For two days the Richmond Times-Dispatch has run stories about a battle in Henrico County between a homeowners association (HOA) and a Medal of Honor recipient regarding the veteran's flagpole (today's story here). Now, if this was a state or local government prohibiting the flying of a flag (or the flagpole, depending on who you
- [Mike Huckabee: I commuted the repeated felon's sentence because the justice system is racist. Oh, and I don't know jack about the constitution.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/03/mike-huckabee-i-commuted-the-repeated-felons-sentence-because-the-justice-system-is-racist-oh-and-i-dont-know-jack-about-the-constitution/) - Not in so many words of course: Huckabee defended his choice to grant the Arkansas felon clemency by insisting that Clemmons original sentence went too far. “If he were a white kid from an upper middle class family he would have gotten a lawyer and some counseling,” Huckabee said. “But because he was a young
- [Transparency, my rear end edition: VCU to hold open forums on Police Chief applicants...during exam week.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/02/transparency-my-rear-end-edition-vcu-to-hold-open-forums-on-police-chief-applicants-during-exam-week/) - Why hold them at all? I'm sure the students will be flocking to those forums.
- [All charges against Ben Boyd dropped.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/12/02/all-charges-against-ben-boyd-dropped/) - My Lord, read the whole thing.
- [Caroline County Board of Supervisors: Fredericksburg's public safety is a legislative priority, but not our own.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/11/30/caroline-county-board-of-supervisors-fredericksburgs-public-safety-is-a-legislative-priority-but-not-our-own/) - What passes for a (proposed) legislative platform for this county is laughable (PDF). If you read through the thing, where at the specific issues facing Caroline County (and, yes, I know it is a regional platform. *snort*)? On the last page, it mentions funding for the HB 599 Program. The HB 599 Program is funding
- [Quadruple cop killer in Seattle had previously targeted an Arkansas State Trooper. And Mike Huckabee still commuted his sentence.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/11/30/quadruple-cop-killer-in-seattle-had-previously-targeted-an-arkansas-state-trooper-and-mike-huckabee-still-commuted-his-sentence/) - The blogopshere is abuzz with news that the suspect in an quadruple cop killing had been granted clemency by then-Governor Mike Huckabee. If you hadn't heard about this already, check out Michelle Malkin's continuing coverage. But this isn't the first time that this scum-sucking POS has targeted a police officer. From an article in the
- [Holy cow, R. Allen Webb is making up new Congressional districts too.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/11/26/holy-cow-r-allen-webb-is-making-up-new-congressional-districts-too/) - Fresh off the news that the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (i.e. the stimulus act) has created over a dozen new Congressional districts (I'm running in the new 00 district myself), it looks like Chairman R. Allen Webb of the 99th House of Delegates Republican Committee has created a new Congressional district himself. From an
- [Is Ronald Webb planning a run against Albert Pollard next year in the 99th District?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/05/ronald-webb-planning-a-run-against-albert-pollard-next-year-in-the-99th-district/) - Albert Pollard (D) won the special election for the 99th House of Delegates District in February against Lee Anne Washington (R). Rob Wittman (R) had previously represented the 99th District until he won a special election to replace the late Jo Ann Davis for the 1st Congressional District in December 2007. Ronald Webb (R) previously
- [Is Catherine Crabill a Provisional IRA member?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/11/25/is-catherine-crabill-a-provisional-ira-member/) - The folks at "I'm Surrounded By Idiots" (that would be me) have been wondering for a long time where exactly Catherine Crabill got her infamous 'ballot box or bullet box' quote (since Patrick Henry never said anything remotely similar — ever). While spending too much time on Wikipedia, I came across this quote from Provisional
- [Rudy Giuliani leading Kirsten Gillibrand in New York Senate special election.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/11/25/rudy-giuliani-leading-kirsten-gillibrand-in-new-york-senate-special-election/) - Krystal Ball hardest hit.
- [Did Lu Ann McNabb (Democratic candidate in the 37th Senate District) fail History 101?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/11/22/did-lu-ann-mcnabb-democratic-candidate-in-the-37th-senate-district-fail-history-101/) - Or perhaps United States Government 101? A letter sent out by the Loudoun County Democratic Committee before the November 2nd election: Greetings! The following was written by Lu Ann McNabb who is on the Sully Democratic Committee in Fairfax. I think it brings Sen. Cuccinelli and his tea bagger friends into historic prespective. Read and then click here
- [Wow, Catherine Crabill is certainly a constitutional scholar.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/11/16/wow-catherine-crabill-is-certainly-a-constitutional-scholar/) - Yeah, I know, the election is over. But apparently Crabill's here to stay since she is redesigning her website and has a comment telling readers to "stay tuned" (possible run against Rob Wittman this coming year? God, I hope not). First, I have got to comment on her comments made during her infamous 'ballot box
- [Interesting article at GamePolitics.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/11/16/interesting-article-at-gamepolitics/) - "PS3s Replace Costly PCs to Crack Pedo Passwords" Reminds me of the fear expressed by some pre-Iraq War that PlayStation 2 computer chips could be used by the Iraqis for programming and guiding SCUD missiles.
- [My ballot picks.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/11/03/my-ballot-picks/) - These should be pretty obvious but anyway: Governor: Bob McDonnell Lieutenant Governor: Bill Bolling Attorney General: Ken Cuccinelli 99th District: Hamilton "Ham" Sandwich, Esq. (write-in candidate) 97th District: Chris Peace And for the voters in the Lee Hill District of Spotsylvania County: D.J. McGuire
- [Lee Hill District (Spotsylvania County): Vote D.J. McGuire for Supervisor.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/11/02/lee-hill-district-spotsylvania-county-vote-d-j-mcguire-for-supervisor/) - Time for some carpetbagging commentary: Everyone in the Lee Hill District, regardless of whether they're Democrats or Republicans, should be voting for D.J. McGuire for Supervisor. Why? While this race has been characterized as a referendum on VRE in the media, VRE is just a small part of the issues facing citizens in the Lee
- [99th district: Make sure you write in Ham Sandwich for Delegate.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/11/02/99th-district-make-sure-you-write-in-ham-sandwich-for-delegate/) - The 99th district is at an important milestone. Will our district continue to support the tax-hiking policies of the current Delegate, Albert Pollard, or will we support a candidate that supports our conservative principles? Will we vote for a "Republican" candidate, Catherine Crabill, who believes, amongst other things, that the federal government was responsible for
- [Caroline County Registrar Danette Moen violates the rights of military personnel and other overseas Americans.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/28/caroline-county-registrar-danette-moen-violates-the-rights-of-military-personnel-and-other-overseas-americans/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Despite court prodding and changes in state election laws, 16 Virginia localities have failed to meet a deadline to allow absentee ballots of military personnel serving overseas to be counted on time. Nancy Rodriques, secretary of the State Board of Elections, said she did not know how many ballots will not be counted.
- [FYI: I fully support Aqua Virginia's proposed rate increase.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/24/fyi-i-fully-support-aqua-virginias-proposed-rate-increase/) - Why? Because I love a profitable company. I really love companies that make obscene profits. In fact, if I had a single spare cent to my name, I would be inquiring about buying some stock in Aqua Virginia (assuming that they provide a regular cash dividend). But do not fret Aqua Virginia customers, in a
- [Well, the candidacy of Catherine Crabill has provided some benefits...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/27/well-the-candidacy-of-catherine-crabill-has-provided-some-benefits/) - It's allowed us to determine what groups and persons have a shred of intelligence and sanity. And on that front, it looks like the Virginia Citizens Defense League (VCDL) has joined the Gun Owners of America and the "American Patriots Committee" in showing they shouldn't be trusted as far as you can throw them: VCDL-PAC
- [Victims and families of victims of the Appalachian School of Law and Virginia Tech shootings endorse Albert Pollard for delegate. ](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/17/families-of-the-victims-of-the-appalachian-school-of-law-and-virginia-tech-shootings-endorse-albert-pollard-for-delegate/) - The Shad Plank (the Daily Press's blog) has the details. Interestingly, Pollard has also secured the endorsement of the National Rifle Association (NRA).
- [Does Creigh Deeds et al. know anything about the Fredericksburg-area?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/15/does-creigh-deeds-et-al-know-anything-about-the-fredericksburg-area/) - On October 17, 2009, Creigh Deeds, Gov. Tim Kaine, and Lieutenant Governor candidate Jody Wagner will all be appearing in Fredericksburg at the University of Mary Washington at 4:00 p.m. What else is happening on October 17? Why, the Bowling Green Harvest Festival. Yeah, the same Harvest Festival that attracts around 15,000 people, even if
- [Advertising FAIL: Germanna Community College.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/13/advertising-fail-germanna-community-college/) - I was on my way to Richmond this morning on I-95S around 7:30 p.m. listening to the D.J. on 95.9FM (WGRQ). For those unfamiliar with the station, 95.9FM is the self-described "home for the SuperHits of The 60's & 70's", which means this play the same oldies/classic rock every hour. I keep them preset on
- [For those that are curious: Recalling elected officials in Virginia.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/10/for-those-that-are-curious-recalling-elected-officials-in-virginia/) - I did a little research (called a Google search in these parts), and I answered my own question from a previous post. First, we don't have recall elections in this state, but recall trials (seriously). Consult Va. Code § 24.2-233: Upon petition, a circuit court may remove from office any elected officer or officer who
- [Clyde Davenport to be stuck in perpetual criminal justice limbo for the rest of his life?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/09/clyde-davenport-to-be-stuck-in-perpetual-criminal-justice-limbo-for-the-rest-of-his-life/) - The Free Lance–Star: A former Caroline County deputy was re-indicted this week on allegations that he feloniously abused a child. Clyde Charles Davenport, 49, of Ashland, was indicted in Caroline County Circuit Court Wednesday on charges of child abuse, child abuse resulting in serious injury and malicious bodily injury. According to Commonwealth’s Attorney Tony Spencer,
- [A tale of two newspapers...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/08/a-tale-of-two-newspapers/) - How do you describe an increase in attendance of 5,722 people (2.4%) at an event? Well, that depends on what newspaper you are: Richmond Times-Dispatch: "Attendance rises slightly at State Fair’s new home". The Free Lance–Star: "Virginia State Fair attendance jumps in Caroline". Debate amongst yourselves.
- [Something I missed: All charges against Clyde Davenport dropped.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/05/something-i-missed-all-charges-against-clyde-davenport-dropped/) - Clyde Davenport was charged with five counts of forcible sodomy back in July 2008. All charges were dropped on September 30th. Sound familiar? I asked regarding a different case and I'll ask again: "Which office does he go to to get his reputation back?"
- [And the award for worst moral panic of the month for September 2009 goes to...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/10/02/and-the-award-for-worst-moral-panic-of-the-month-for-september-2009-goes-to/) - ...the Richmond Times-Dispatch for their coverage of the murders of four people in Farmville, Virginia. On September 20, 2009, the Richmond Times-Dispatch ran a story with the headline "Police: Lyrics may have played role in Farmville slayings": Investigators are trying to determine whether a suspect's fascination with violent rap lyrics fueled the killings of four
- [The Orwellian newspeak approach to whether we have gangs in Caroline County or not.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/26/the-orwellian-newspeak-approach-to-whether-we-have-gangs-in-caroline-county-or-not/) - This is from a story in today's edition of The Free Lance–Star: Commonwealth's Attorney Tony Spencer talked about how decisions have consequences and discussed cases he has prosecuted in the county. The sheriff and prosecutor say they don't think the county has any real gangs, but they have seen "gang-like" activity in Caroline. This is
- [Ham Sandwich asks the National Rifle Association to reconsider their endorsement of Albert Pollard.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/25/ham-sandwich-asks-the-national-rifle-association-to-reconsider-their-endorsement-of-albert-pollard/) - The campaign of Hamilton "Ham" Sandwich, Esq. released the following statement on the news of the National Rifle Association's (NRA) endorsement of Delegate Albert Pollard: "I disagree with the National Rifle Association's endorsement of Delegate Albert Pollard. I have always been a strong advocate of the people's right to keep and bear arms. While I
- [The esteemed Democratic nominee for Attorney General, Steve Shannon, doesn't know the difference between a police department and a sheriff's office.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/24/the-esteemed-democratic-nominee-for-attorney-general-steve-shannon-doesnt-know-the-difference-between-a-police-department-and-a-sheriffs-office/) - The Spotsylvania County Sheriff's Office recently arrested and/or indicted a number of individuals as part of an online sting that was done over the summer. The Democratic nominee for Attorney General, Steve Shannon, released this press release regarding the sting: Fairfax– Steve Shannon, candidate for Attorney General, today commended the Spotsylvania police department for their
- [Man convicted for 1992 Caroline County murder to get new sentencing hearing.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/18/man-convicted-for-a-1992-caroline-county-murder-to-get-new-sentencing-hearing/) - From Virginia Lawyers Weekly's blog: In another criminal case, the court said reducing a sentence to the statutory maximum isn’t enough to cure an order sentencing a defendant to a term that exceeded the maximum penalty. The defendant [Jerome K. Rawls] was convicted of second-degree murder in 1996 for a 1992 offense, just before the
- [UPDATED: What the heck is the First Congressional District Republican Committee smoking?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/15/what-the-heck-is-the-first-congressional-district-republican-committee-smoking/) - UPDATE: Chairman Tom Foley of the First Congressional District Republican Committee had this to say in an e-mail: Dear Mr. Watson, At its June meeting the committee authorized $1,500.00 to each of the three challengers running either against an incumbent or for an open seat in the district. The 3,000.00 you cite is not correct. I looked
- [We finally have a real choice in the 99th: Ham Sandwich declares for Delegate in the 99th!!!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/16/we-finally-have-a-real-choice-in-the-99th-ham-sandwich-declares-for-delegate-in-the-99th/) - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HAMILTON “HAM” SANDWICH, ESQ. LAUNCHES WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN FOR 99TH DISTRICT HOUSE OF DELEGATES SEAT CAROLINE COUNTY, VA – Hamilton “Ham” Sandwich, Esq. today announced his campaign as a Republican write-in candidate for the 99th House of Delegates District on the popular local blog “I’m Surrounded By Idiots” run by Timothy Watson. Ham
- [Son of Israel's first astronaut killed during pilot training.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/14/son-of-israels-first-astronaut-killed-during-pilot-training/) - AP via the Richmond Times-Dispatch: JERUSALEM -- The son of an Israeli astronaut who died in the space shuttle Columbia disaster six years ago was killed today when his F-16 warplane crashed on a routine training flight, the Israeli military said. The military identified the dead pilot as Capt. Asaf Ramon, son of Ilan Ramon,
- [Live-blog: Spotsylvania County Board of Supervisors Candidates' Debate](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/09/live-blog-spotsylvania-county-board-of-supervisors-candidates-debate/) - Spotsylvania County Board of Supervisors Candidates' Debate Cross-blogged at Virginia Virtucon.
- [But wait a second, I thought we didn't have any gangs in Caroline County!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/09/but-wait-a-second-i-thought-we-didnt-have-any-gangs-in-caroline-county/) - Supposedly, we only have these different "groups" that commit crimes (or "wannabes" if you talk to the High Sheriff). But that goes out of the window when you want to throw some dumb kid in prison for a couple years (The Free Lance–Star): Ricky Alan Heinbaugh Jr. will stay locked up in a juvenile facility
- [WTF: People linked to al-Qaeda in Spotsylvania County and a (probably unrelated) attempt to bring down Dominion Power lines?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/05/wtf-people-linked-to-al-qaeda-in-spotsylvania-county-and-a-probably-unrelated-attempt-to-bring-down-dominion-power-lines/) - The Jawa Report linked to a copy of a report from the Virginia Fusion Center (PDF) which was posted on the Canadian Free Press' website which has these gems in it: Enclaves of Salafist ideology adherents have been identified in Northern Virginia and Hampton Roads areas.10 [...] According to 2009 public safety survey data, the
- [Hopefully my light blogging schedule will end "soon".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/09/01/hopefully-my-light-blogging-schedule-will-end-soon/) - I've been a little busy and haven't had the opportunity to blog a lot recently. Between 18 credits at VCU and the commute there, as well as a recent cold I had a week and a half ago, I've been a little preoccupied. I've got some video of the Wittman town hall meeting that was
- [Ouch, and I thought VCU was bad.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/30/ouch-and-i-thought-vcu-was-bad/) - How much does it cost to get a parking permit at D.C. area colleges? A lot according to The Washington Post: Parking might be more available on campuses in some parts of the country, but in an urban setting such as Washington it comes at a high price. The AAA survey of area colleges found
- [<em>The Free Lance–Star</em> gets the location of Representative Rob Wittman's (R-1st) Fredericksburg town hall meeting wrong.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/24/the-free-lance–star-gets-the-location-of-representative-rob-wittmans-r-1st-fredericksburg-town-hall-meeting-wrong/) - UPDATE: The Free Lance–Star has since updated its story and now shows the correct location of the meeting. The Free Lance–Star is reporting in today's edition that Representative Rob Wittman's (R-1st) town hall meeting for the Fredericksburg area will be held in the Sealy Auditorium at Germanna Community College. WRONG. While the town hall meeting
- [Rob Wittman condemns Catherine Crabill, refuses to support or endorse her candidacy.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/23/rob-wittman-condemns-catherine-crabill-refuses-to-support-or-endorse-her-candidacy/) - The Free Lance–Star: Rep. Rob Wittman has joined other top Republican leaders in the state who are shunning Catherine T. Crabill, a controversial candidate for the Northern Neck's seat in the House of Delegates. Wittman spokesman Steve Stampley said last week that the congressman from Montross will endorse neither Crabill nor incumbent Albert Pollard, D-Lancaster,
- [Introducing the Catherine Crabill blacklist.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/18/introducing-the-catherine-crabill-blacklist/) - Because these people shouldn't be allowed to vote, much less be involved in a serious political party. And these people should be made aware in absolute terms that their support for this embarrassment of a candidate will be remembered and there will be repercussions for it. Feel free to add names in the comments section
- [Rob Wittman changes location of Fredericksburg area townhall.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/21/rob-wittman-changes-location-of-fredericksburg-area-townhall/) - It was originally scheduled to be at Germanna Community College, now it's at the University of Mary Washington: Date: Tuesday, September 1st Times: 6:00PM to 8:00PM* Location: Univeristy of Mary Washington Dodd Auditorium 1301 College Avenue Fredericksburg, VA 22401 The next time that he decides to change the location of a meeting, it might be
- [Perfect example of why you shouldn't believe everything you see on the Internet.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/12/perfect-example-of-why-you-shouldnt-believe-everything-you-see-on-the-internet/) - That moron Ben Tribbett at "Not Larry Sabato" (NLS) posted a picture today that purported to show a Confederate flag being displayed in a Bob McDonnell booth at a gun show. The problem? The Confederate flag belonged to a Confederate memorabilia dealer that was positioned beside McDonnell's booth. The Washington Post did the fact-checking that
- [Hopefully Allen Webb steers her campaign right into the Chesapeake Bay.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/18/hopefully-allen-webb-steers-her-right-into-the-chesapeake-bay/) - Or the Potomac, or the Rappahannock for that matter. According to a press release from Catherine Crabill's campaign: R. Allen Webb, of King George, chairman of the 99th Legislative District Republican Committee, has been named to head the grass-roots steering committee of Catherine Crabill’s GOP campaign for the district’s seat in the Virginia House of
- [Cash for clunkers: Nothing like using Chinese money to boost Japanese businesses.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/18/cash-for-clunkers-nothing-like-using-chinese-money-to-boost-japanese-businesses/) - Not that I have anything against the Chinese or Japanese — alright, I might have something against the Chinese government — but it's absolutely hilarious that the United States government is using Chinese money (from the debt they buy) to boost sales of Japanese businesses (from the Financial Times): The US’s cash-for-clunkers scheme, designed to
- [My thoughts in re Catherine Crabill.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/15/my-thoughts-in-re-catherine-crabill/) - It looks like some of the state Republican bigwigs have finally realized how bad having someone like Catherine Crabill as a Republican nominee is according to The WaPo: No, Bob McDonnell is not attending an upcoming fundraiser with Republican House of Delegates candidate Catherine Crabill. Lt. Gov. Bill Bolling won't be there either. Attorney general
- [Seriously, who's Bob Dylan?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/14/seriously-whos-bob-dylan/) - He's the guy that did a version of "All Along The Watchtower" before Hendrix did his version, right?
- [In case you missed it, I've been posting quite a bit on Virginia Virtucon.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/14/in-case-you-missed-it-ive-been-posting-quite-a-bit-on-virginia-virtucon/) - I still haven't decided what will be posted where. Maybe state-wide stuff on VV, regional stuff cross-posted, and local stuff here? Anyway, recent posts that you might have missed: Former lobbyist and chief counsel to Joe Biden to get the United States Attorney post for the Eastern District? What happens when you adopt government bureaucracy into
- [Did Tony Spencer fail Criminal Law 101 at law school?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/03/if-this-is-true-tony-spencer-must-have-failed-criminal-law-101-at-law-school/) - I'm basing this post on the assumption that the information printed by the Emporia Independent Messenger is accurate. I'm also assuming that Benjamin Boyd's defense attorney Morgan Griffith is telling the truth. No offense intended to Delegate Griffith, but he is a defense attorney after all. And you know what they say about assuming... From
- [Your favorite hate blogger hits the big time <i>again</i>, starts contributing to Virginia Virtucon.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/03/your-favorite-hate-blogger-hits-the-big-time-again-starts-contributing-to-virginia-virtucon/) - They must be hard-pressed for contributors over there. :) I haven't decided yet what will be posted here, or at Virtucon, or cross-posted on both blogs.
- [Case in point: Watch a perfectly good car be destroyed.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/03/case-in-point-watch-a-perfectly-good-car-be-destroyed/) - This Volvo decides to resist (kinda long, you might want to just skip to the end): Ace of Spades (which also gets a hat-tip for the video) reports that the dealers are pouring sodium silicate into the gas tanks. Gotta wonder what all that oil is going to do to nearby rivers and steams. Oh
- [House of Representatives approves an additional $2,000,000,000 in corporate welfare.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/02/house-of-representatives-approves-an-additional-2000000000-in-corporate-welfare/) - Because the "Car Allowance Rebate System" (CARS) program (commonly referred to as "cash for clunkers") needs a bailout after receiving higher than expected interest. The Obama Administration and Congress were shocked — shocked, I tell you — that when the government starts handing out $4,500 to anybody, they get a huge response! It's bad enough
- [AP: Remains of Captain Michael "Scott" Speicher recovered in Iraq.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/08/02/ap-remains-of-captain-michael-scott-speicher-recovered-in-iraq/) - Via WUSA9: Officials say the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology has positively identified the remains of Captain Michael "Scott" Speicher, whose disappearance has bedeviled investigators since his jet was shot down over the Iraq desert on the first night of the war. [...] Officials say they got new information from Iraqi citizens last month that
- [Best use of WordPress for a political campaign site ever?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/31/best-use-of-wordpress-for-a-political-campaign-site-ever/) - You should really check out Delegate Chris Peace's (R-97th) campaign website. I swear that has to be one of the best designed and laid out campaign sites I've ever seen. The colors are great too. Ditto for the slideshow, it gets your attention but doesn't overwhelm you when you're trying to find something else on
- [Happy belated second blog birthday to myself.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/31/happy-belated-second-blog-birthday-to-myself/) - This travesty of writing and intellect all started over two years ago on July 15, 2007.
- [Why does the world seem to be more and more like <em>The Shield</em> every day?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/31/why-does-the-world-seem-to-be-more-and-more-like-the-shield-every-day/) - Via Matt "threat to democracy" Drudge: Baby girl cut from mom's womb is found; 2 arrested...
- [On the banning of commenters.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/31/on-the-banning-of-commenters/) - I've recently been forced to implement the first ever ban of a commenter on this blog. Now, I've been forced to remove spam and the like for years. I've also been forced to remove or redact a vulgarity or two from a comment, as well as removing one comment that contained a rumor with false
- [Time for a variation of Godwin's Law and other logical fallacies from people supporting Lippa's railroading of Benjamin Boyd.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/30/time-for-a-variation-of-godwins-law-and-other-logical-fallacies-from-people-supporting-lippas-railroading-of-benjamin-boyd/) - For those not familiar with Godwin's Law, it states: "As a Usenet [a message board-style system] discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1." It was also used in the ye olde days (back when you had to carry the electrons on your back!) to determine when a Usenet
- [Nothing like some rampant nepotism to make a sheriff's office great.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/17/nothing-like-some-rampant-nepotism-to-make-a-sheriffs-office-great/) - I speak of the Caroline County Sheriff's Office specifically. There are at least two blatant and egregious examples of nepotism that has been demonstrated by hiring practices in that office and an additional examples that at least has mitigating circumstances. I'm not going to directly identify the employees — I personally don't have a problem
- [Crabill Watch: Catherine Crabill gets the coveted endorsement from the conspiracy theory clearing house Prison Planet.com.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/25/crabill-watch-catherine-crabill-gets-the-coveted-endorsement-from-the-conspiracy-theory-clearing-house-prison-planet-com/) - Not a real surprise, right? But a couple of words do not probably describe the type of folks that are behind Prison Planet.com. It isn't just Oklahoma City Bombing Truthers (OKC Truthers) and United Nations one-government nuts like Crabill, it's 9/11 Truther (people that believe that the Bush, or the Jews, or combination there of
- [Carter had Begin and Sadat, Clinton had Barak and Arafat; Obama has...a Harvard professor and a cop?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/24/carter-had-bengin-and-sadat-clinton-had-barak-and-arafat-obama-has-a-harvard-professor-and-a-cop/) - I speak of the Camp David Accords between President Jimmy Carter, Egyptian President Anwar El Sadat, and Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin back in '78 which eventually resulted in a peace treaty between Egypt and Israel and the failed 2008 Camp David Summit between President Bill Clinton, Israeli Prime Minster Ehud Barak, and that —
- [Shakeup at the Caroline County Sheriff's Office: Lieutenant Colonel Mike Hall resigns "effective immediately"!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/25/shakeup-at-the-caroline-county-sheriffs-office-lieutenant-colonel-mike-hall-resigns-effective-immediately/) - From Portsia Smith's "Caroline Crossroads" blog: Talked to Sheriff Tony Lippa and he has confirmed that Lt. Col. Mike Hall resigned from the Caroline County Sheriff's Office effective immediately Tuesday. Lippa said Hall will focus on his lawn care business, B & H Site Improvements. No other details are available at this time. I'm sure
- [Speaking of disclosing convictions on an application: Did a Caroline County Sheriff's Office sergeant disclose his involvement in the tear gas attack of a gay bar when he was hired?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/24/speaking-of-disclosing-convictions-on-an-application-did-a-caroline-county-sheriffs-office-sergeant-disclose-his-involvement-in-the-tear-gas-attack-of-a-gay-bar-when-he-was-hired/) - Prologue: I had originally planned on publishing this post on Monday but I deferred posting for one reason. The person involved, Travis Nutter, was one of the investigators which worked on the Joseph Beverley murder case for which John Wayne Peck was on trial for earlier this week. Since I did not know if Nutter
- [Gee, thanks Eric: Cantor <i>opposes</i> privatization of interstate rest stops.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/22/gee-thanks-eric-cantor-opposes-privatization-of-interstate-rest-stops/) - Delegate Bob Marshall has been on the frontlines of this issue and has been keeping his mailing list up-to-date on it: Congressional Efforts Congressman Frank Wolf offered an amendment to the Transportation Appropriations Act to keep Virginia rest stops open by allowing Virginia, like other states, to contract with private restaurants to operate the rest
- [Tim Kaine to call for special session of the General Assembly in light of the SCOTUS decision in Melendez-Diaz v. Massacheusetts.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/22/tim-kaine-to-call-for-special-session-of-the-general-assembly-in-light-of-the-scotus-decision-in-melendez-diaz-v-massacheusetts/) - Check it out at Bloggers for Ken Cuccinelli: Tim Kaine Agrees With Ken Cuccinelli, Decides to Call Special Session.
- [Tip: If you don't want to be facing a two-count felony indictment, you better not apply for a job that a relative of Sheriff Tony Lippa has also applied for.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/17/tip-if-you-dont-want-to-be-facing-a-two-count-felony-indictment-you-better-not-apply-for-a-job-that-a-relative-of-sheriff-tony-lippas-has-also-applied-for/) - I previously coyly mentioned a rumor that's been going around as to why Sheriff Tony Lippa has declared a vendetta against Caroline County High School football coach Ben Boyd. I also stated that I wasn't going to repeat the rumor at that time because it hadn't been confirmed by anyone yet. Well, this portion of
- [Speaking of Catherine Crabill, did she forget to file her campaign finance report this month?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/16/speaking-of-catherine-crabill-did-she-forget-to-file-her-campaign-finance-report-this-month/) - It's neither listed on the State Board of Elections' website nor on the Virginia Public Access Project (VPAP). Of course, her report from the previous filing period was noticeably missing certain expenditures that should have been included in the report but I haven't had a chance to write a post about that yet. UPDATE, 07/16/2009,
- [And the railroading of Ben Boyd continues?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/15/and-the-railroading-of-ben-boyd-continues/) - As you may be aware, Caroline County High School football coach Ben Boyd was indicted on July 1st for forgery of a public record and uttering of a public record. Below you'll find a story from Jon Burkett of WTVR Channel 6 in Richmond (I apologize if you experience popping in the audio but that's
- [Oh cool, I'm a character assassin now.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/15/oh-cool-im-a-character-assassin-now/) - That's a step above a mere hate-blogger right? From Catherine Crabill's campaign website/blog (get your own link): As we have all seen in these recent years anyone who stands for the core principles of a free nation are pilloried in the press. Just this past April we saw how Patriots who joined with the Tea
- [Interesting: BVBL and Anti-BVBL agree on at least one thing.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/15/interesting-bvbl-and-anti-bvbl-agree-on-at-least-one-thing/) - They both think that Paul Warner Powell should fry (BVBL, Anti-BVBL).
- [Steve Shannon (D) don't know much about lawyering...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/15/steve-shannon-d-dont-know-much-about-lawyering/) - Right now, Steve Shannon is attacking Ken Cuccinelli for failing to support a bill of Shannon's from back in 2007 that Shannon claims would have prevented the pending Charlie-Foxtrot regarding forensic techs being required to testify for drunk driving cases. The problem? His bill would have done no since thing according to "The Jaded JD":
- [Un-freakin'-believable: Paul Warner Powell gets a stay of execution.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/13/un-freakin-believable-paul-warner-powell-gets-a-stay-of-execution/) - From Virginia Lawyers Weekly's blog: Paul W. Powell will not be executed tomorrow night. U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts granted a stay of execution today pending review of his petition for a writ of certiorari to the high court. The three-sentence order indicates that Powell shouldn’t put but so much faith in the stay, however.
- [Bobby Scott votes against engraving the Pledge of Allegiance and "In God we trust" in the Capital Visitor Center; Jim Moran votes "present".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/10/bobby-scott-votes-against-engraving-the-pledge-of-allegiance-and-in-god-we-trust-in-the-capital-visitors-center-jim-moran-votes-present/) - Uh...why? There were 8 noes, 2 presents, and 410 ayes on the resolution.
- [United States Army paying $3,700,000 for anti-smoking game.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/10/united-states-army-paying-3700000-for-anti-smoking-game/) - From GamePolitics: The image of the hard-bitten soldier grabbing a post-battle smoke may be a cliche, but it's one that the U.S. Army hopes to change. To that end, the Texas Medical Center reports that one of its researchers has been awarded $3.7 million grant by the Army to create an anti-smoking video game for
- [The astute political observers at <em>The Free Lance–Star</em> apparently don't know that the 97th House district includes part of Spotsylvania County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/07/05/the-astute-political-observers-at-the-free-lance–star-apparently-dont-know-that-the-97th-house-district-includes-part-of-spotsylvania-county/) - From a recent story (get your own link): Del. Chris Peace, R-Hanover, (whose district includes part of Caroline County) and Del. Scott Lingamfelter, R-Woodbridge, (whose district includes Fauquier County) also are unchallenged. Yes, while Chris Peace's district — the 97th— does include a portion of Caroline County, it also includes a portion of Spotsylvania County
- [And the point of sentencing guidelines is what exactly?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/25/and-the-point-of-sentencing-guidelines-is-what-exactly/) - From The Free Lance–Star: A Spotsylvania County man was sentenced yesterday to 10 years in prison for the repeated molestation of his 15-year-old daughter. He pleaded guilty last fall to incest, sodomy, aggravated sexual battery and indecent liberties of the girl after his wife, the girl's stepmother, hid video cameras in the family's home after
- [Jody Wagner v. The Democratic Party of Virgina.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/30/jody-wagner-v-the-democratic-party-of-virgina/) - Someone needs to invest in message coordination. First, this e-mail from Jody Wagner in which she attacks Ken Cuccinelli: During his comments, Cuccinelli said "I tell people this is a rematch, a math test, and a debate, along this ticket. And I think we should just have the math test this week and end the
- [Can Rob Wittman (R-1st) tell us where in the United States Constitution it mentions youth crime and gang prevention?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/28/can-rob-wittman-r-1st-tell-us-where-in-the-united-states-constitution-it-mentions-youth-crime-and-gang-prevention/) - I asked that question in a previous post regarding Bobby Scott's youth crime and gang prevention bill that Rob Wittman is a cosponsor of. It was an admittedly snarky argument since 99.99% of the stuff Congress does has no authorization in the United States Constitution. However, as I was browsing the legislation that Wittman is
- [Will forensics scientists in Virginia have to go to court for each and every test and analysis they do?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/25/will-forensics-scientists-in-virginia-have-to-go-to-court-for-each-and-every-test-and-analysis-they-do/) - Virginia Lawyers Weekly seems to think so at their blog site: Forensic scientists may be more frequent visitors to Virginia courtrooms as a result of the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling today that laboratory reports are testimonial evidence and therefore invoke the Confrontation Clause of the U.S. Constitution. The court split 5-4, with Justice Scalia, the
- [Big government Rob Wittman (R-1st) wants to baby gang members.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/25/big-government-rob-wittman-r-1st-wants-to-baby-gang-members/) - From The Hill: Legislation aimed at curtailing crime through preventive measures is attracting broad bipartisan support in the House. If enacted, the Youth Promise Act would mark a historic change in the direction in juvenile justice and gang-related crime policy. It also would be the first such bill of its kind to pass in a
- [POS Jajuan Carlos Lewis pleds guilty in 'murder by mob' case.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/25/pos-jajuan-carlos-lewis-pleds-guilty-in-murder-by-mob-case/) - Sentencing agreement is for a ten year active sentence for the murder count and another five years for a robbery charge according to The Free Lance–Star. He's the second person to take a plea in this case as I recall. Lashawn Monroe pled guilty for this charge and a capital murder charge a couple months
- [How bad is the Virginia Statewide Agencies Radio System (STARS) project?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/21/how-bad-is-the-virginia-statewide-agencies-radio-system-stars-project/) - It's so unreliable that troopers are relying on their personal cell phones to communicate according to Richmond Times-Dispatch: The head of a Virginia State Police advocacy group says the new statewide communications system being developed for the state police and 20 other state agencies is so unreliable that many troopers use their personal cell phones
- [Will Creigh Deeds continue to follow the failed Warner-Kaine lead on the Virginia STARS project?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/16/will-creigh-deeds-continued-to-follow-the-failed-warner-kaine-lead-on-the-virginia-stars-project/) - The Virginia STARS (Statewide Agencies Radio System) is an ongoing project that's supposed to provide a digital, interoperable radio system for the Virginia State Police and other state agencies. The system is also supposed to provide for instance interoperability with local agencies. The contract for this project was awarded back in June 2004 and was
- [Correction time: Ben Boyd did disclosure his convictions for steroid possession.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/16/correction-time-ben-boyd-did-disclosure-his-convictions-for-steroid-possession/) - If The Caroline Progress can be believed: Also commenting Tuesday, School Board Chairman Margaret Watkins said that Coach Boyd included the misdemeanor conviction on his application. She said that everyone has something in their past they regret. She pointed out that few at Citizens Comments criticized the hiring. Well, in a battle between The Caroline
- [And the railroading of Ben Boyd begins...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/13/and-the-railroading-of-ben-boyd-begins/) - I previous posted about the idiocy of hiring Ben Boyd — who had previous pled guilty to possession of steroids — to be the next football coach for Caroline County High School. Even worst, there have been allegations that he had failed to disclosure his convictions on his application when he applied for the job
- [<em>The Free Lance–Star</em> gets caught plagiarizing the <em>The Roanoke Times</em>.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/10/the-free-lance–star-gets-caught-plagiarizing-the-the-roanoke-times/) - Part of an info box that was part of a story on the hiring of Ben Boyd as Caroline County's new high school football coach back on May 22nd: The newspaper reported police found 300 tablets of Oxandrolone Spa, three boxes labeled Primobolan Depot, one vial labeled Testosterone Cypionate, three vials labeled Nandrolone Deconoate, 210
- [Pictures: Delegate Albert Pollard and Senator Creigh Deeds in Fredericksburg.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/07/pictures-delegate-albert-pollard-and-senator-creigh-deeds-in-fredericksburg/)
- [A complete list of concerns and problems regarding the proposed open air burning ordinance in Caroline County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/07/a-complete-list-of-concerns-and-problems-regarding-the-proposed-open-air-burning-ordinance-in-caroline-county/) - This is a copy of an e-mail (with some minor modifications) that I sent to Mike Finchum after he offered to try to address some of my concerns regarding the proposed open air burning ordinance: 1.) More of a question: In § 72-6(C), § 72-6(C)(1), and § 72-6(D)(5) the ordinance refers to a Director position.
- [Representative Rob Wittman (R-1st) blocks yours truly from following him on Twitter.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/05/representative-rob-wittman-r-1st-blocks-yours-truly-from-following-him-on-twitter/) - I just noticed today that I was no longer a "follower" of Representative Rob Wittman and when I tried to "follow" him I got the following message: I'm going to have to guess it has something to do with this exchange: Rob Wittman at 9:51 AM May 29th: "Taxpayers owe an additional $55,000 a household
- [What's the point of sending out a text alert for two missing teenagers if you don't include a link to their pictures?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/06/whats-the-point-of-sending-out-a-text-alert-for-two-missing-teenagers-if-you-dont-include-a-link-to-their-pictures/) - First alert on March 28th at 5:34 pm: This Caroline Alert is being sent authority of Sheriff A A Lippa to all users reference two missing female juveniles being investigated by Caroline County Sheriff's Office. Please be on the lookout for Breanna Kay-Elizabeth Cleveland, Race/W Sex/F Hgt/507 Wgt/150 Hair/Brown Eyes/Brown DOB/19930323. She was last seen
- [Republican campaign kickoff event at Stafford Regional Airport: Pictures.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/05/republican-campaign-kickoff-event-at-stafford-regional-airport-pictures/) - Beside the usual suspects of Bob McDonnell, Bill Bolling, Ken Cuccinelli, and newly elected Republican Party of Virginia Chairman Pat Mullins, Senator Janet Vogel made the introductions and Speaker of the House of Delegates Bill Howell and Delegate Mark Cole were also in attendance. Fellow blogger and Stafford County GOP member Scott Hirons was there
- [D.J. McGuire's statement on Fredericksburg GM Powertrain plant's closure.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/04/dj-mcguires-statement-on-fredericksburg-gm-powertrain-plants-closure/) - For those that are unaware, fellow blogger D.J. McGuire (aka The right-wing liberal) is on his way to victory in his campaign for the Lee Hill Supervisor seat in Spotsylvania County. I also did a post awhile back detailing why he's the best candidate for the district regardless of whoever decides to run against him.
- [2009 Republican Party of Virginia convention: Pictures.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/03/2009-republican-party-of-virginia-convention-pictures/)
- [Catherine Crabill (Republican candidate in the 99th) on her way to victory with $865 raised and $765 on hand.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/03/catherine-crabill-republican-candidate-in-the-99th-on-her-way-to-victory-with-865-raised-and-765-on-hand/) - Meanwhile, in the same period, Albert Pollard (D) raised $8,405 and has $4,745.52 on hand. I really am surprised that there are people stupid enough out there to actually contribute to her campaign...actually, I'm not. After all, there are people out there who voted her to be their party's nominee.
- [Pictures from the Jeffersoniad Suite at the 2009 Republican Party of Virginia convention.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/06/03/pictures-from-the-jeffersoniad-suite-at-the-2009-republican-party-of-virginia-convention/)
- [John Brownlee claims he wants to "reduc[e] drug dependency", but why did he oppose the building of a drug treatment clinic in Roanoke County?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/29/john-brownlee-claims-he-wants-to-reduce-drug-dependency-but-why-did-he-oppose-the-building-of-a-drug-treatment-clinic-in-roanoke-county/) - I should preface this post with this statement: If someone is selling (distributing) illegal narcotics, I think they should be locked up in prison for an appropriate amount of time. If someone is arrested for using or possessing illegal drugs, I also believe that they should be locked up unless they have a genuine desire
- [Live hate-blogging of the Republican Party of Virginia convention starting at 10:00 am.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/29/live-hate-blogging-of-the-republican-party-of-virginia-convention-starting-at-1000-am/) - Why should you follow my live-blogging instead of those other guys out there? Because I'm the only one that's going to be live hate-blogging! 2009 Republican Party of Virginia Convention
- [Two city of Richmond police officers injured at shooting range in Caroline County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/29/two-city-of-richmond-police-officers-injured-at-shooting-range-in-caroline-county/) - Richmond Times Dispatch: Two Richmond police officers were injured by shrapnel during target practice at the department's firing range today in Caroline County, but neither injury was believed to be life-threatening, authorities said. Police early this afternoon confirmed that the incident had occurred, but officials said they were still gathering information and had no other
- [Mark Warner certainly isn't the brightest (in re online medical records).](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/26/mark-warner-certainly-isnt-the-brightest-in-re-online-medical-records/) - From Virginia Lawyers Weekly: A hacker’s theft of millions of Virginia’s most sensitive prescription drug records isn’t slowing Sen. Mark Warner’s push for electronic medical records. The former governor convened a conference in Richmond last week about the medical and cost-saving benefits of digitizing hundreds of millions of patient records nationally. “We’ve been talking about
- [Memorial Day Honored in Caroline County: Pictures](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/25/memorial-day-honored-in-caroline-county-pictures/)
- [Memorial Day Honored in Caroline County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/25/memorial-day-honored-in-caroline-county/) - I have some pictures and video from the memorial day celebration at the Caroline County Circuit Court from earlier today that I will be posting today or tomorrow as time permits.
- [99th House of Delegates Mass Meeting: Terry Beatley, Catherine Crabill: tomato, tah-mah-toh?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/25/99th-house-of-delegates-mass-meeting-terry-beatley-catherine-crabill-tomato-tah-mah-toh/) - For those that are unaware of Terry Beatley is, she's the woman that managed to get a special grand jury convened in an attempt to indict a movie rental business in Lancaster County for creating a 'public nuisance' because they were renting pornographic movies. They managed to get an indictment against the business, but I
- [Bravo, Caroline County School Board: Do you bother running criminal records checks on your prospective employees?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/22/bravo-caroline-county-school-board-do-you-bother-running-criminal-records-check-on-your-prospective-employees/) - The Free Lance–Star: After Ben Boyd was hired as Caroline High School's football coach May 11, Cavaliers Athletic Director Dan Dickey said a 10-person search committee had thoroughly vetted his past. However, three members of the committee said in recent interviews with The Free Lance-Star that they weren't aware of Boyd's 1991 guilty plea to
- [Crabill Watch: <em>The Free Lance–Star</em> blasts her in an editorial.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/20/crabill-watch-the-free-lance–star-blasts-her-in-an-editorial/) - The Free Lance–Star: EPISCOPALIANS, "God's frozen people," are little given to flam- boyant displays of religiosity. But Albert Pollard, Anglican communicant, surely raised his hands skyward and whooped, "Thank you, Sweet Lord!" when news came last weekend that Republicans had named Catherine Crabill to challenge him in the 99th House District. Not every day does
- [Just what we need: A government agency to insure municipal bonds.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/19/just-what-we-need-a-government-agency-to-insure-municipal-bonds/) - Because the government has done such a great job insuring every other form of debt. From Reason Magazine: The National League of Cities has asked for a $5 billion Treasury Department loan in order to set up a municipal bond insurer that would dwarf other players in the private muni insurance market. Say hello to
- [Crabill Watch: Her OKC Trutherism makes <em>The Washington Independent</em>.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/19/crabill-watch-her-okc-trutherism-makes-the-washington-independent/) - The Washington Independent: The Virginia Republican Party has a lot on its shoulders this year — a failure to take back the governor’s mansion will slow the GOP momentum going in to the 2010 elections. Nevertheless, the party hasn’t been tacking to the center as it builds itself back up again. (It moved far right
- [Catherine Crabill (Republican candidate in the 99th): Bush lied, Iraqis died; McCain a "smirking, angry, bully"; Ron Paul "a seriously credentialed constitutional scholar".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/18/catherine-crabill-republican-candidate-in-the-99th-bush-lied-iraqis-died-mccain-a-smirking-angry-bully-ron-paul-a-seriously-credentialed-constitutional-scholar/) - From a letter to the editor that appeared in the Rappahannock Record in their April 3, 2008 edition: These last five years the American public and the poor Iraqis have anguished over this horrific war made worse by the fact that the decision to engage this battle was based on lies by the Bush administration.
- [99th House of Delegates Mass Meeting: Pictures](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/18/99th-house-of-delegates-mass-meeting-pictures/) - Here are some pictures from the mass meeting: I wasn't able to take that many since I was recording the action with my camcorder when the interesting stuff was going on. I'll be posting some of the video today or tomorrow as my internet connection permits.
- [Live-twittering the Republican mass meeting for the 99th House of Delegates District.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/16/live-twittering-the-republican-mass-meeting-for-the-99th-house-of-delegates-district/) - Follow it on Twitter starting around 10:30 a.m. The meeting is at the A.T. Johnson Human Services Building in Montross for those that are curious. Hopefully no one there throws a punch (or takes a shot) at me. UPDATE: For those that weren't following my updates on Twitter, Catherine Crabill secured the Republican nomination today.
- [ROFLMAO: Catherine Crabill's OKC Trutherism makes <em>The Free Lance–Star</em>.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/17/roflmao-catherine-crabills-okc-trutherism-makes-the-free-lance–star/) - First time I've liked something that Frank Delano has written: Crabill also told the convention that she had been "beaten, humiliated and ridiculed" by bloggers who discovered a 1995 newspaper article in which she blamed the Oklahoma City terrorist bombing on the federal government. At the time, Crabill lived in New Mexico. The Washington Times
- [Your favorite hate-blogger's idiot brother joins the blogosphere.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/16/your-favorite-hate-bloggers-idiot-brother-joins-the-blogosphere/) - Check him out at Orange, VA Independence Day Tea Party. Hopefully he doesn't write anything too embarrassing.
- [Your favorite "insignificant" "leftist" "hate-blog" "that is used almost exclusively to support the Democrat Party" with its "rather dull and inane vitriol" hits the big time, joins <em>The Jeffersoniad</em>.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/13/your-favorite-insignificant-leftist-hate-blog-that-is-used-almost-exclusively-to-support-the-democrat-party-with-its-rather-dull-and-inane-vitriol-hits-the-big-time-joins-the-jeff/) - That would be me if I wasn't clear in the title. The folks at The Jeffersoniad must really not have read the drivel that gets posted on here. In all seriousness, it's great honor to join the likes of the Jason and Shaun Kenney, Riley et al. at Virginia Virtucon, and D.J. McGuire (no offense
- [Guess they don't have anything better to do: Caroline County Board of Supervisors considering seven pages of open burning regulations.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/12/guess-they-dont-have-anything-better-to-do-caroline-county-board-of-supervisors-considering-seven-pages-of-open-burning-regulations/) - Addendum: When I wrote this post yesterday about the proposed open burning ordinance I was not aware that it was an adaptation of the Air Pollution Control Board’s model ordinance. According to Mike Finchum, Director of Planning and Community Development, the Control Board told county staff that they were not allowed to change certain provisions
- [An addendum to my post about the proposed open burning ordinance.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/13/an-addendum-to-my-post-about-the-proposed-open-burning-ordinance/) - When I wrote my post yesterday about the proposed open burning ordinance I was not aware that it was an adaptation of the Air Pollution Control Board's model ordinance. According to Mike Finchum, Director of Planning and Community Development, the Control Board told county staff that they were not allowed to change certain provisions of
- [Nice One: Obama to apologize to the Germans for the bombing of Dresden.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/09/nice-one-obama-to-apologize-to-the-germans-for-the-bombing-of-dresden/) - Of course, the Brits were the ones originally responsible for bombing the city. No word if he's also going to apologize to the Poles for the United States selling them out to the Soviets for 45 years, which ranks a hell a lot higher on the list of United States failures than the bombing of
- [Some neat pictures of a rainbow after last evening's rain shower.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/08/some-neat-pictures-of-a-rainbow-after-last-evenings-rain-shower/) - Does anyone find it to be weird when you go outside and the sun is out but it's raining like crazy?
- [Lawrence Gaudenzi pleads guilty, gets 25 years in prison.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/07/lawrence-gaudenzi-pleas-guilty-gets-25-years-in-prison/) - He also refused to say where the body was (The Free Lance–Star, Ellen Biltz's Twitter page), which I found a little weird. Couple of possibilities there: The prosecution knew that the body was disposed of in such a way that nothing could be recovered and didn't want Gaudenzi to be able to get a lighter
- ["Let's Try a Truly Merit-based System for Picking U.S. Attorneys".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/05/07/lets-try-a-truly-merit-based-system-for-picking-us-attorneys/) - Virginia Lawyers Weekly, citing the The Roanoke Times, is reporting that Timothy Heaphy appears to have been chosen to be the next United States Attorney for the Western District of Virginia. ((Peter Vieth. "Heaphy may be choice for US Attorney." 6 May 2008. The VLW blog. .)) ((Mike Gangloff. "Richmond lawyer apparent pick for Western
- [Contributor to Rob Wittman's (R) campaign gets his organization awarded with $3,125,000 in earmark requests.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/01/contributor-to-rob-wittmans-r-campaign-gets-his-organization-awarded-with-2200000-in-earmarks/) - UPDATE: Total amount fixed in the title and body. Thanks D.J. That would be Richard Pearce and Riverside Health System. On August 29, 2007, Richard Pearce gave $500 to Rob Wittman's House of Delegates reelection campaign despite not living in Wittman's district (not that that is illegal or anything) (VPAP). Missed this: On October 22,
- [Virginia Fusion Center: Black and Christian colleges and universities "potential breeding grounds for terrorism".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/26/virginia-fusion-center-black-and-christian-colleges-and-universities-potential-breeding-grounds-for-terrorism/) - UPI: Colleges and universities in Virginia's Hampton Roads area are potential breeding grounds for terrorism, a state police report contends. A 200-page report issued by the state police's Virginia Fusion Center says terror and extremist groups have links to the state's schools, singling out unnamed historically black colleges and the evangelical Christian Regent University, the
- [Minority party forever, I tell you: Rob Wittman (R-1st) submits $94,676,000 in earmark requests.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/24/minority-party-forever-i-tell-you-rob-wittman-r-1st-submits-94676000-in-earmarks/) - Nice to see the government is cutting back. More on this later, kids.
- [You know, I'm starting to get annoyed with attacks on my "leftist" blog "that is used almost exclusively to support the Democrat Party".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/23/you-know-im-starting-to-get-annoyed-with-attacks-on-my-leftist-blog-that-is-used-almost-exclusively-to-support-the-democrat-party/) - Seriously, two people made those comments. The "leftist" comment comes from OKC Truther Catherine Crabill in an e-mail which was posted in a previous thread: Feel free to share this with anyone who cares. I will not be bullied by a leftist blog who wouldn’t understand the truth or rightousness or freedom if it bit
- [Virginia Virtucon blasts Catherine Crabill, calls for reopening of filing for candidates.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/21/virginia-virtucon-blasts-catherine-crabill-calls-for-reopening-of-filing-for-candidates/) - They have an absolutely great photoshop of her too!
- [Does Catherine Crabill (Republican candidate in the 99th district) still think the federal government was responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/13/does-catherine-crabill-republican-candidate-in-the-99th-district-still-think-the-federal-government-was-responsible-for-the-oklahoma-city-bombing/) - A serious and relevant question that I'm forced to ask, unfortunately, after reading the following from an April 1995 article in The Washington Times: Citizen militia groups in Montana, Florida and New Mexico say they condemn the bombing of a federal building in Oklahoma City and charge that the federal government, not anyone in their
- [Catherine Crabill's insanity demonstrated in her own words.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/20/catherine-crabills-insanity-demonstrated-in-her-own-words/) - From the High Country News: Catherine Crabill of Aragon, N.M., in Catron County, is furious at Outside magazine's November article, "War for the West." She writes in a letter to Outside published in the Hatch, N.M., Courier: "By golly, I never would have recognized my husband or myself in your "article" had it not had
- [14 year anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/19/14-year-anniversary-of-the-oklahoma-city-bombing/) - I didn't realize the anniversary was today until Gabriel Malor over at Ace of Spades did a post about it: I can't believe it has been so long. Fourteen years ago at 9:02 in the morning a truck parked outside the America's Kids Day Care Center exploded. The blast, fueled by a fertilizer-diesel mix, was
- [Holy cow, Catherine Crabill still thinks the feds were "culpable" for the Oklahoma City bombing.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/17/holy-cow-catherine-crabill-still-thinks-the-feds-were-culpable-for-the-oklahoma-city-bombing/) - Check it out at Fred2Blue: Catherine Crabill Responds to Washington Times Article You just can't cure stupid, that's for sure.
- [<em>The Free Lance–Star</em> shows its utter contempt for the citizens of Caroline County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/16/the-free-lance–star-show-its-utter-contempt-for-the-citizens-of-caroline-county/) - From an editorial in yesterday's edition: HAD IT FOLLOWED a trajectory of indifference just a few years ago, Caroline County now would be a place where residents of one rural community waded through raw sewage; children's teeth rotted in their head, causing them so much pain they could not follow their teachers' instruction; and many
- [More on that now-awful show known as 24.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/15/more-on-that-now-awful-show-known-as-24/) - NOTE: This post contains spoilers from the most recent episode of 24, if you have not seen it, then you may not want to read this post. Or bother watching the episode for that matter... Mike over at The Write Side of My Brian wonders if 24 is jumping the shark, but thinks this season
- [A lengthy piece detailing Catherine Crabill's delusional, insane conspiracy theories.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/16/a-lengthy-piece-detailing-catherine-crabills-delusional-insane-conspiracy-theories/) - You really need to read the whole thing, it's long, but it does a great job detailing the amount of loons there are in this country: In September 1994, word spread through Catron County New Mexico, that two FBI agents and a dozen National Guardsmen were combing the mountains north of Luna, a small town
- [I cannot think of words to describe how much I hate 24 now...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/13/i-cannot-think-of-words-to-describe-how-much-i-hate-24-now/) - I'm serious. That episode was so cheap. That's the only way I can think of describing it. I wonder if the rest of people that have been watching the show from Day One, Hour One are as p-oed right now as I am. I wanted to punch the television after seeing the last minute of
- [Various nuts at "tea party" call digital converter boxes for televisions "brain-washing devices" and for book burnings...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/13/various-nuts-at-tea-party-call-digital-converter-boxes-for-televisions-brain-washing-devices-and-for-book-burnings/) - How sad. Check it out at Below the Beltway... UPDATE: How could I forget this great quote? "Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them."
- [Yet another reason not to use mercury bulbs (CFLs)...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/13/yet-another-reason-not-to-use-mercury-bulbs-cfls/) - I've never had an incandescent bulb melt before: Model specs: n:vision SKU # 423-599 Model EDXO-14 120V 60Hz 14W .200A V # 42836
- [Compare and contrast Bob McDonnell and John Brownlee on Brownlee's "moral test" of legislation.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/13/compare-and-contrast-bob-mcdonnell-and-john-brownlee-on-brownlees-moral-test-of-legislation/) - Sorry to rehash, but so the quote is fresh in the minds of everyone, from Virginia Lawyers Weekly: Brownlee also set himself apart from the other candidates with a comment about how he would judge the constitutionality of a law passed by the General Assembly. While Cuccinelli and Foster pledged to apply a strict constitutional
- [Is anyone else sick of this "tea party" junk?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/11/is-anyone-else-sick-of-this-tea-party-junk/) - Seriously guys, get a life. You're not Samuel Adams or the Sons of Liberty. As Shaun Kenney pointed out, when you have a "tea party" organizer apologizing to the EPA after the EPA told them not to dump tea into a river because it would affect the river water's color, you're a joke. If someone
- [Nice to see there's one politician out there that doesn't take himself too seriously.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/10/nice-to-see-theres-one-politician-out-there-that-doesnt-take-himself-too-seriously/) - After both his opponents, John Brownlee and David Foster, sent out e-mails claiming victory in the latest Republican Attorney General candidate's debate, Ken Cuccinelli sent out this press release: Centreville, Va. -- Senator Cuccinelli today complimented Dave Foster for coming in first place in the debate press release contest. Said Senator Cuccinelli, "I have to
- [John Brownlee seems to think it's the Attorney General's job to veto legislation too, will impose "moral test".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/07/john-brownlee-seems-to-think-its-the-attorney-generals-job-to-veto-legislation-too-will-impose-moral-test/) - From Virginia Lawyers Weekly: Brownlee also set himself apart from the other candidates with a comment about how he would judge the constitutionality of a law passed by the General Assembly. While Cuccinelli and Foster pledged to apply a strict constitutional test, without regard to personal feeling, Brownlee said he would add a "moral test"
- [Can we get a single Republican candidate in the 99th district that knows anything about the law?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/04/can-we-get-a-single-republican-candidate-in-the-99th-district-that-knows-anything-about-the-law/) - Evidently not. Last year, we had Lee Anne Washington talking about how she was going to end in-state college tuition for illegal aliens, when illegals don’t receive in-state tuition to begin with. This year, we have Catherine Crabill, who’s running for the Republican nomination for the 99th district versus Lee Anne Washington, talking about nonexistent
- [Pointing out lies and inaccuracies from everyone, including the 99th Legislative District Republican Committee's dishonest attacks on Albert Pollard.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/04/02/pointing-out-lies-and-inaccuracies-from-everyone-including-the-99th-legislative-district-republican-committees-dishonest-attacks-on-albert-pollard/) - I should probably preface this post by stating that I will point out inaccuracies by anyone, be them Republicans, Democrats, or Independents. I did support and vote for Albert Pollard in the special election that returned him to the House of Delegates in February 2008. One reason that I voted for him was the Republican
- [You know folks, there's a reason that John Brownlee isn't a federal judge right now.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/29/you-know-folks-theres-a-reason-that-john-brownlee-isnt-a-federal-judge-right-now/) - A couple years ago, in 2007, John Brownlee was being considered for a judgeship in the Eastern District of Virginia. However, his bestest buddy John Warner (Warner has a "close relationship" ((Laurence Hammack. “Federal Fast Track Slows for Brownlee.” The Roanoke Times. 2 Mar 2007. A1: LexisNexis.)) with Brownlee's father) choose not to recommend his
- [Does anyone else think that someone should tell John Brownlee it isn't the Attorney General's job to prosecute criminal cases?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/28/does-anyone-else-think-that-someone-should-tell-john-brownlee-it-isnt-the-attorney-generals-job-to-prosecute-criminal-cases/) - I swear, every other word that comes out of John Brownlee's mouth is about how he used to be a prosecutor, as if that has any bearing on the Attorney General's Office. Maybe he should check out the Attorney General's Office's website. As one page notes, "[t]he Office of the Attorney General is the Commonwealth's
- [Hey, apparently County Administrator Percy Ashcraft thinks $1,250,000 is chump change as well.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/28/hey-apparently-county-adminsitrator-percy-ashcraft-thinks-1250000-is-chump-change-as-well/) - You get the government you deserve folks. From today's edition of The Free Lance–Star: Caroline County Administrator Percy Ashcraft told fair officials that he welcomes all to the fair, but he really wants Caroline County residents to benefit from it. "We are the host county and we want to feel like the host county," Ashcraft
- [A "What. The. Frak." newsday in Spotsylvania County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/27/a-what-the-frak-newsday-in-spotsylvania-county/) - The first story from The Free Lance–Star: A 19-year-old Spotsylvania County man pleaded guilty yesterday to sexually assaulting a four-year-old girl and will spend a year in jail. Jonathan Anderson admitted to touching the girl inappropriately on several occasions. [...] In exchange for his guilty plea, prosecutor Crystal Montague dropped three other related charges: forcible
- [I really think B101.5 needs to reassess what they consider appropriate.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/26/i-really-think-b1015-needs-to-reassess-what-they-consider-appropriate/) - NOTE: This post contains the uncensored use of words that appear, in context, as lyrics in various songs as part of a discussion of what is considered appropriate by a local radio station. If such content may offend you, then don't read it. 'Kay, thanks, bye. On Tuesday night, I'm minding my own business, driving
- [Wife of a Board of Supervisors member calls for the tarring and feathering of a citizen if he goes to a public meeting.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/23/wife-of-a-board-of-supervisors-member-calls-for-the-tarring-and-feathering-of-a-citizen-if-he-goes-to-a-public-meeting/) - Ah, good old oharascarlett (I would link to thread but it has since been deleted due to her antics): Sorry Minx but the eye rolling is very real, Yesitsme did this all to himself with his contiuning behavior and public officials are very real human beings with feelings also. He took asking questions way beyond
- [You know, there are <i>way</i> too many whiners in this country and we need to stop letting more in.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/23/you-know-there-are-way-too-many-whiners-in-this-country-and-we-need-to-stop-letting-more-in/) - The Free Lance–Star has some bleeding heart story about two families from Iraq who received refugee status and moved to Stafford County. Both families are now in the process of moving back to Syria, Jordan, or Iraq since they apparently think America is too mean and hard to live in. Here's a quote from the
- [Are the Virginia State Police (VSP) extremely gullible or what?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/20/is-the-virginia-state-police-vsp-extremely-gullible-or-what/) - There's a text message that has been going around that says there will be several people shoot at a Wal-Mart as part of a gang initiation. From the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Virginia State Police are advising people to pay no attention to a text message that claims there will be a gang initiation at Wal-Mart stores
- [You know, even drug dealing convicted felons have a right to self-defense.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/20/you-know-even-drug-dealing-convicted-felons-have-a-right-to-self-defense/) - A former resident of New Kent was arrested in Alabama for federal and state drug charges originating in Florida. He's also faces charges in New Kent County for possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, unlawful disposal of a dead body, and possession or distribution of marijuana. Here's what the Richmond Times-Dispatch had to
- [Caroline County Board of Supervisors <i>finally</i> makes users of the county water/sewer system pay their fair share.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/12/caroline-county-board-of-supervisors-finally-makes-users-of-the-county-watersewer-system-pay-their-fair-share/) - The Caroline County Board of Supervisors voted 3–2 Tuesday night to increase the rates for water and sewer service on the county's utility system. For years, this system has failed to be self-sufficient, requiring last year approximately a $300,000 subsidy from the general fund. The general fund is, of course, from taxes that all citizens
- [Stephen A. Smith of ESPN is an idiot.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/09/stephen-a-smith-of-espn-is-an-idiot/) - Stephen A. Smith was on ESPN a few minutes whining that sports organizations don't seem to be feeling the effects of the recession. For one thing, he cited the cost of the New Yankee Stadium at $1.6 billion. Well, first, New Yankee Stadium began construction in 2006, a long time before the beginning of this
- [And yet there's <em>still</em> only one choice for Lee Hill District Supervisor in Spotsylvania County...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/06/and-yet-theres-still-only-one-choice-for-lee-hill-district-supervisor-in-spotsylvania-county/) - Welcome to my first foray into local Spotsylvania County politics; why do I have a feeling that this is going to end bad? As my readers (all three two of you) may know, fellow blogger D.J. McGuire has announced his run for the Spotsylvania County Board of Supervisors for the Lee Hill District. I hadn't
- [I need video of this: Bobby Orrock got booed down by the House of Delegates.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/03/01/i-need-video-of-this-bobby-orrock-got-booed-down-by-the-general-assembly/) - Follow-up to my previous post. From The Washington Post: This year, there were echoes -- distant perhaps -- of Webster vs. Clay as delegates debated clotheslines. The energy-saving bill, sponsored by Sen. Linda T. "Toddy" Puller (D-Fairfax), would have prevented rule-happy homeowner associations from banning clotheslines. Taking aim at the bill as if wielding a
- [What other people have said about Senator Ken Cuccinelli's support for law enforcement.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/27/what-other-people-have-said-about-senator-ken-cuccinellis-support-for-law-enforcement/) - I did a post earlier this week detailing the stuff I know Senator Ken Cuccinelli has done in support of law enforcement. Now read what other people have said: The Virginian-Pilot, February 23, 2005 ((Heinatz, Stephanie. "Bill grants officers overtime pay for hours worked while on vacation." Virginian-Pilot. 23 Feb. 2005: B5. LexisNexis.)): The House
- [Why can't John Brownlee stop lying about Ken Cuccinelli?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/26/why-cant-john-brownlee-stop-lying-about-ken-cuccinelli/) - As defined by Webster: Main Entry: 3lie Function: verb Inflected Form(s): lied; ly·ing Etymology: Middle English, from Old English lēogan; akin to Old High German liogan to lie, Old Church Slavic lŭgati Date: before 12th century intransitive verb 1 : to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive 2 : to create a false
- [Does Bobby Orrock think his district "looks like a West Virginia subdivision"?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/26/does-bobby-orrock-think-his-district-looks-like-a-west-virginia-subdivision/) - Apparently so: The House of Delegates yesterday killed a bill regarding "wind energy drying devices." Sounds fancy--until you realize that a "wind energy drying device" is, essentially, a clothesline. [...] First, delegates amended the bill to make it apply only to community associations in Northern Virginia. That prompted Del. Bobby Orrock, R-Caroline, to join the
- [Is it safe to call John Brownlee (Republican candidate for Attorney General) a clown yet?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/19/is-it-safe-to-call-john-brownlee-republican-candidate-for-attorney-general-a-clown-yet/) - If nothing else, he's a liar. Right now, John Brownlee is battling Ken Cuccinelli (and David Foster for that matter) for the Republican nomination for Attorney General. In a single bio on a single website, Cuccinelli's bio notes that he served as a Second Lieutenant in the United States Marine Corps. A couple of Brownlee's
- [Best. Video. <i>Ever</i>. (BUMPED)](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/16/best-video-ever/) - UPDATE: A commenter suggested I bump this on Monday so people can have a Monday laugh and since I'm too lazy to write another post on Gary Wilson right now, here you go. This, my friends in the militia business, is why you don't want to be standing behind someone that's firing a RPG: H/t:
- [Another priceless quote from the esteemed Gary Wilson, Director of Economic Development for Caroline County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/13/another-priceless-quote-from-the-esteemed-gary-wilson-director-of-economic-development-for-caroline-county/) - A follow-up to my previous post: Richmond Times-Dispatch, July 31, 2001: Although Caroline County hasn't calculated the economic impact the jamboree has on the region, officials say the quadrennial gathering is one of the most significant economic events in the area. On state Route 207 leading from Interstate 95 to Bowling Green, gas stations, restaurants
- [Gary Wilson is an outright, pathological liar; and I have proof.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/13/gary-wilson-is-an-outright-pathological-liar-and-i-have-proof/) - Here's what Gary Wilson had to say about the National Boy Scout Jamboree leaving Caroline County in today's edition of the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Meanwhile, Caroline County Economic Development Director Gary Wilson said yesterday that the county wasn't particularly stung by the loss, because the jamboree was self-contained and didn't add that much to the local
- [Great one, Gary: National Boy Scout Jamboree moving to Goshen, Virginia.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/12/great-one-gary-national-boy-scout-jamboree-moving-to-goshen-virginia/) - I wonder how much sales and gasoline taxes the country is going to lose from buses that used to stop at Carmel Church (Richmond Times-Dispatch): The Boy Scouts of America may be doing a good deed for Virginia and West Virginia. The organization announced yesterday it has settled on Goshen, Va., as the permanent home
- [William F. Buckley was right!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/11/william-f-buckley-was-right/) - "I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University."
- [Thank you! Delegates Chris Peace and Albert Pollard vote <i>against</i> smoking ban!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/10/thank-you-delegates-chris-peace-and-albert-pollard-along-with-senator-ryan-mcdougle-vote-against-smoking-ban/) - Chief Local Idiot Politician Bobby Orrock voted for it. It's kinda of sad to see Bob Marshall support the ban, especially given his conservative credentials. And former Attorney General and current candidate for Governor, Bob McDonnell, released a press statement a couple days stating that he did not support the ban (WTOP). Hey, he might
- [Why is Bobby Orrock supporting legislation that has been declared unconstitutional in Ohio?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/10/why-is-bobby-orrock-supporting-legislation-that-has-been-declared-unconsitutional-in-ohio/) - As "theRadical" pointed out in a comment on my post about Bobby Orrock's proposed voted registration legislation, the portion of Bobby Orrock's legislation which makes it illegal to pay someone to collect signatures or distribute voter registration forms on a per-signature rate has been ruled unconstitutional in Ohio (specifically by the Southern District of Ohio
- [The House of Delegates Elections Subcommittee shows Bobby Orrock the door.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/08/the-house-of-delegates-elections-subcommittee-shows-bobby-orrock-the-door/) - Thank God. As I pointed out a couple days ago, Bobby Orrock's original version of HB 2642 was a monstrosity which required that anyone, who distributed a voter registration form to a citizen, register with the State Board of Elections (SBE) and provide quarterly reports to the SBE about who conducted voter registration activities and
- [More on that un-freakin'-believable $694,701,315 request from Caroline County: It just goes to show that this country has absolutely no priorities.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/06/more-on-that-un-freakin-believable-694701315-request-from-caroline-county-it-just-goes-to-show-that-this-country-has-absolutely-no-priorities/) - Can someone explain to me why it cost $30,000,000 to upgrade the county's current wastewater treatment plant — which can process 0.5 million gallons of wastewater per day — to a facility that can process 1.5 million gallons per day (MGD) (Potential Economic Stimulus Package Projects, p. 1), but only cost $11,000,000 to upgrade the
- [That's it, I'm not voting for any Republicans this year...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/05/thats-it-im-not-voting-for-any-republicans-this-year/) - I don't smoke, but anyone that supports this crap shouldn't be elected: Governor Tim Kaine and members of the General Assembly announce legislation has passed to ban smoking in nearly all of Virginia's restaurants and bars. Exceptions will only be made for private clubs and restaurants that have a physically separated and separately ventilated smoking
- [Michael Crichton warned us about this.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/02/01/michael-crichton-warned-us-about-this/) - It starts with ibex, and soon we have a Tyrannosaurus rex running down the streets of San Diego.
- [School Pride: VCU Police Chief arrested for electronic solicitation of a minor.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/01/29/school-pride-vcu-police-chief-arrested-for-electronic-solicitation-of-a-minor/) - And the best comment award at the Richmond Times-Dispatch's site goes to this guy: Maybe they can ask Rodney Monroe to comeback and serve as Chief. That way he could finish his degree requirements and actually earn his degree from VCU.
- [Un-freakin'-believable: Caroline County requests $694,701,315 in funds from the federal stimulus.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/01/28/un-freakin-believable-caroline-county-requests-694701315-in-funds-from-the-federal-stimulus/) - That works out to almost $25,000 per citizen. Do they not realize that they just requested $694,701,315 in funding? Not $6,947,013.15 in funding, not $69,470,131.50 in funding, but $694,701,315. Do those idiots realize how much freakin' money that is? It's almost 10 times the amount of their yearly operating budget! And the sheer volume of
- [Bobby Orrock wants to suppress voter registration!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/01/25/bobby-orrock-wants-to-suppress-voter-registration/) - At least that's what can be determined by his sponsorship of HB2642: Elections; voter registration procedures and revisions; duties of the State Board of Elections with respect to registration procedures; payments for petition signatures or registrations; penalties. Provides various revisions in voter registration procedures: (i) requires proof of citizenship with registration applications effective January 1,
- [Heartache at <i>The WaPo</i>: Murderers and rapists stay in prison!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/01/18/heartache-at-the-wapo-murderers-and-rapists-stay-in-prison/) - Seriously, why is this paper considered a serious news source anymore?: Lawmakers and prison advocates say the Virginia Parole Board has virtually stopped granting parole to thousands of inmates convicted of crimes before the state halted the practice more than a decade ago. Of the 4,500 Virginia prisoners eligible for parole in 2008, about 95
- [Real efficient and effective use of state resources, guys...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/01/14/real-efficent-and-effective-use-of-state-resources-guys/) - From The Free Lance–Star: Culpeper town police thought they knew who was responsible for an outbreak of automobile vandalism last summer, but they just didn't have quite enough evidence to take the case to court. Now, thanks to DNA evidence, they have charged a 17-year-old boy with destruction of property in the incidents. Now, the
- [Well, actually, someone <i>did</i> speak up...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/01/14/well-actually-someone-did-speak-up/) - You just chose to ignore them. Right now, VCU is facing the embarrassment of awarding the former city of Richmond Police Chief, Rodney Moore, a degree when he failed to meet certain requirements (specifically, the requirement that the student complete his final 30 credit hours at VCU and that the student take at least six
- [Sheriff Tony Lippa endorses John Brownlee for Attorney General.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2009/01/09/sheriff-tony-lippa-endorses-john-brownlee-for-attorney-general/) - I'm still leaning towards Cuccinelli right now, but hey: Greetings: A short e-mail to let you all know: I have met two of the three candidates for Attorney General and I am supporting John Brownlee. Mr. John Brownlee will be coming to Bowling Green , Saturday, January 17th, 10:30-11:30 AM at the Main Street Cafe
- [Requesting one 'Rob Wittman translator' please.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/30/requesting-one-rob-wittman-translator-please/) - These are Representative Rob Wittman's comments — as quoted by the Richmond Times-Dispatch — regarding Israel's response to Hamas's rocket attacks: Rep. Robert J. Wittman, R-1st, a member of the House Armed Services Committee, said the attacks give Obama a new opportunity to talk directly with Israel. "We need to be in a position to
- [Mildred Loving also appears on <i>TIME's</i> "Fond Farewells" of 2008.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/25/mildred-loving-also-appears-on-times-fond-farewells-of-2008/) - Link: She never saw herself as a trailblazer. Yet the 1967 Supreme Court case Loving v. Virginia, which struck down interracial marriage bans, was Loving's doing. Years after she and her white husband were thrown out of Virginia for having the gall to wed, Loving wrote Robert F. Kennedy, who was moved to action. Sometimes
- [Assorted idiots from "Friends of Tidewater Trail" v. Caroline County et al.: A copy of the idiots' filing.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/24/assorted-idiots-from-friends-of-tidewater-trail-v-caroline-county-et-al-a-copy-of-the-idiots-filing/) - Here's a copy of their filing in PDF (1.43 MB). Once I have a chance to give it a thorough read through I'll write-up a post with my thoughts.
- [Assorted idiots from "Friends of Tidewater Trail" suing Caroline County, et al. for granting a special exception permit to Clark's Cut II.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/22/assorted-idiots-from-friends-of-tidewater-trail-suing-caroline-county-et-al-for-granting-a-special-exemption-permit-to-clarks-cut-ii/) - Plaintiffs include Carl Helfin, Kathy Bullock, Gilbert and Judy Shelton, Joe and Patricia Parker, and John and Lois Garrett. There are 12 plaintiffs in total. Not all are listed on the online Circuit Court records so I can't tell you all the people involved. Defendants are the Caroline County Board of Supervisors, the County of
- [Mildred Loving makes <i>Newsweek's</i> “Remembering Those Who Passed in 2008” list.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/23/mildred-loving-makes-newsweeks-remembering-those-who-passed-in-2008-list/) - Nice to see they were paying attention: Mildred Loving, 68 In 1958, Virginia police arrested the Lovings in their bedroom for violating state miscegenation laws. Inspired by Martin Luther King and encouraged by Attorney General Bobby Kennedy, Loving took her case to the Supreme Court, which in 1967 struck down the last segregation law. She
- [Bailouts for All: Developers want a piece.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/22/bailouts-for-all-developers-want-a-piece/) - From the Wall Street Journal: With a record amount of commercial real-estate debt coming due, some of the country's biggest property developers have become the latest to go hat-in-hand to the government for assistance. They're warning policymakers that thousands of office complexes, hotels, shopping centers and other commercial buildings are headed into defaults, foreclosures and
- [Pay raises aren't just for the Caroline BOS: Congress gives them a pay raise.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/19/pay-raises-arent-just-for-the-caroline-bos-congress-gives-them-a-pay-raise/) - Love the headline: With economy in shambles, Congress gets a raise: A crumbling economy, more than 2 million constituents who have lost their jobs this year, and congressional demands of CEOs to work for free did not convince lawmakers to freeze their own pay. Instead, they will get a $4,700 pay increase, amounting to an
- [Trillions of dollars in debt but the federal government has money to buy a swamp.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/19/trillions-of-dollars-in-debt-but-the-federal-government-has-money-to-buy-a-swamp/) - The swamp goes by the name of "Crow's Nest" (get your own link): Congressman Rob Wittman announced the award of a conservation grant of $855,465 for the phase two acquisition of Crow's Nest in Stafford, Virginia. The grant money, to be awarded in 2009, will cover the purchase of 1100 additional acres. Meanwhile, Caroline County
- [Bailouts for All: Santa needs one too.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/19/bailouts-for-all-santa-needs-one-too/) - From the greatest satire website ever, Iowahawk: Flanked by officials from the United Elf Toytinkerers union, SantaCorp CEO Kris Kringle today told the House Ways and Means Committee that without immediate government financial help, his firm would be forced to declare bankruptcy, lay off thousands of elves and reindeer, and potentially cancel its annual worldwide
- [The End of Days: Some MSNBC reporter gets mugged in D.C.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/18/the-end-of-days-some-msnbc-reporter-gets-mugged-in-dc/) - Mika Brzezinski (some reporterette for MSNBC) was robbed for $6 outside a hotel in Washington, D.C. today. Yeah, I have no idea who she is either. Pompous blow-hard Joe Scarborough decided to make a big point of it during his interview with D.C. Mayor Adrian Fenty this morning. Since then, the story has made the
- [Nice to see that <em>some</em> things are changing in Caroline County...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/18/nice-to-see-that-some-things-are-changing-in-caroline-county/) - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Caroline Because of budget constraints, the Caroline County newsletter will not be delivered in the mail to residents, county officials announced. Until further notice, the newsletter only will be posted on the county's Web site: http://www.co.caroline.va.us. One thing that annoyed the heck out of my last year was that a week before the
- [A great Caroline County achievement: <em>The Caroline Progress</em> plagiarizes Wikipedia.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/10/a-great-caroline-county-achievement-the-caroline-progress-plagiarizes-wikipedia/) - At least we know they have Internet access there. From a story in this week's edition of The Caroline Progress about an Arby's opening in Carmel Church: There are now close to 3,000 Arby's in the U.S. and Canada. In 1964, Arby's was founded in Ohio by Forrest and Leroy Raffel who intended to create
- [Obama Derangement Syndrome (ODS) suffers a setback.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/08/obama-derangement-syndrome-ods-suffers-a-setback/) - AP (via Drudge): The Supreme Court has turned down an emergency appeal from a New Jersey man who says President-elect Barack Obama is ineligible to be president because he was a British subject at birth. The court did not comment on its order Monday rejecting the call by Leo Donofrio of East Brunswick, N.J., to
- [Quantum of Solace: All action, no plot.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/06/quantum-of-solace-all-action-no-plot/) - Just saw the new James Bond movie Quantum of Solace. While most of the action scenes are pretty good, although the constant changes in camera angles can make them a little hard to follow at times, the storyline sucks. The previous film, Casino Royale, actually spent time developing the characters, presented a legitimate villain (a
- [More proof that <em>The Free Lance–Star</em> doesn't know jack about Caroline County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/05/more-proof-that-the-free-lance–star-doesnt-know-jack-about-caroline-county/) - As per standard operating procedure (SOP), get your own link: The vast expanse of forest at A.P. Hill helps buffer noise from firing ranges. So the post has been working with conservation agencies to obtain conservation easements on land outside the gates to maintain that separation and restrict incompatible development. I'm sure the folks at
- [Why are we [the county] paying this guy $18,693.20 a year?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/02/why-are-we-the-county-paying-this-guy-1869320-a-year/) - Jeff Sili at the November 13, 2008 Board of Supervisors meeting: [flv:https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/videos/gardengnome.flv 352 240] Well, look what yours truly (this enterprising hate-blogger), found in five minutes of looking at the county's web site. Caroline County Zoning Ordinance, Article XV, Section 19, Resource Sensitive Area Overlay District, Purpose and Intent (p. 15-56): The purpose of this
- [Pop quiz: How are Caroline County and the federal government alike?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/12/02/pop-quiz-how-are-caroline-county-and-the-federal-government-alike/) - Both of them built visitors center that went over-budget and took forever to complete (Citizens Against Government Waste Press Release): The nation’s premier taxpayer watchdog group, Citizens Against Government Waste (CAGW) today expressed dismay over the exorbitant final price tag for the Capitol Visitors Center (CVC). Initially conceived in the early 1990s and projected to
- [Yes, I dare say it: <em>The Shield</em> series finale <em>sucked</em>.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/27/yes-i-dare-say-it-the-shield-series-finale-sucked/) - NOTE: This blog post contains spoilers of the series finale of The Shield which premiered on Tuesday, November 25. If you are waiting to catch an encore airing, or plan on watching the episode on the internet or DVD, skip this post. The series finale was 90 minutes of television that went nowhere. Hell, the
- [More lies from the Caroline County government and <em>The Free Lance–Star</em>...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/25/more-lies-from-the-caroline-county-government-and-the-free-lance–star/) - From that rag (get your own link): The visitors center was nine years in the planning and building, as the county sought private sponsorships and slowly amassed the money to pay for the 7,000-square-foot building, which also houses the county's Department of Economic Development and Tourism. No tax money went into the project; it was
- [Why you shouldn't vote for Republicans anymore: House Republicans strip earmark moratorium from caucus rules.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/21/why-you-shouldnt-vote-for-republicans-anymore-house-republicans-strip-earmark-moratorium-from-caucus-rules/) - CQ Politics: Minority Leader John A. Boehner of Ohio and Eric Cantor of Virginia had unveiled late Wednesday a moratorium on GOP earmark requests through Feb. 16 while a new panel of Republicans comes up with proposals for permanent restrictions and disclosure requirements for earmarks. But Todd Tiahrt of Kansas, an appropriator, offered an amendment
- [Pirates of the Gulf of Aden: Indian navy does what the U.S. and the Brits can't — or won't — do.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/19/pirates-of-the-gulf-of-aden-indian-navy-does-what-the-us-and-the-brits-cant-—-or-wont-—-do/) - It's bad when the Indians with their second-rate navy (their ship in this case was an updated version of the Russians' Krivak III class frigate) can do what the United States Navy and the Royal Navy can't do (Times Online): An Indian navy warship has sunk a Somali pirate "mother ship" in the Gulf of Aden,
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending November 15, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/18/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-november-15-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office: On November 8, 2008, Deputy F.L. Brennan responded to a Ruther Glen business for a petit larceny call. After investigating, Bradford W. Coleman, 28, of Ruther Glen was charged with Petit Larceny and two (2) counts of Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor. He was released on his
- [What a miserable failure: Jim Gilmore wants you to pay off a loan from himself!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/13/what-a-miserable-failure-jim-gilmore-wants-you-to-pay-off-a-loan-from-himself/) - Seriously [emphasis in original]: While I wish the election results in Virginia had been better, I am not discouraged and remain resolute to the mission of doing my part to rebuilding our party. The people of Virginia clearly are seeking a new direction, but I believe this election will not deliver to them the change
- [Caroline County gets a mention on <em>The WaPo</em>'s Virginia Politics blog.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/12/caroline-county-gets-a-mention-on-the-wapos-virginia-politics-blog/) - From Tim Craig: In July, Virginia Notebook published a list of 10 Virginia locations that were likely to be up for grabs in the presidential race between Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) and Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.). At the time, many pundits thought it would be an uphill climb for Obama to become the first Democratic
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending November 8, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/11/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-november-8-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On November 2, 2008, Deputy C.A. Heywood stopped Rodicuez S. Pleasants, 29, of Doswell for a traffic violation. Upon further investigation, Pleasants was charged with Driving Under the Influence of Alcohol, Drinking While Driving and Speeding. He was held on a $3,500 secured bond and a court date of
- [99th HoD (House of Delegates) Watch: Lee Anne Washington still has an open candidate committee.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/07/99th-hod-house-of-delegates-watch-lee-anne-washington-still-has-an-open-candidate-committee/) - At the end of the February 20th – June 30th reporting period, Lee Anne Washington — who lost 42.39% to 57.58% against Albert Pollard in the February 19th special election to fill now-Congressman Rob Wittman's former seat — still had an open campaign committee with a $292.68 balance. Of course, she also has $761.38 in
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending November 1, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/06/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-november-1-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On October 26, 2008, Deputy C.A. Heywood stopped James A. Johnson, Jr., 39, of Ruther Glen for a traffic violation. Upon further investigation, Johnson was charged with Felony Eluding, Unauthorized Use of a Vehicle, Driving Under the Influence of Alcohol, Drive Revoked DUI Related, Refusal to Submit to a
- [Thoughts on the 2008 election: Can we have a do over?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/06/thoughts-on-the-2008-election-can-we-have-a-do-over/) - Maybe, this time around we will have a primary instead of a convention to select the Republican Senate candidate, so that idiot Jim Gilmore doesn't get nominated. The Republican Party of Virginia (RPV) went out of their way to piss off Tom Davis by doing a convention — which would mean his NOVA Congressional district
- [Election Night Anarchy: Live hate-blogging starting at 6 p.m.ish.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/04/election-night-anarchy-live-hate-blogging-starting-at-6-pmish/) - Top post until after the anarchy ends, which might take several days to a couple weeks...
- [Ballot picks.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/11/03/ballot-picks/) - This is a list of who I support, not who I think will win: President: John McCain/Sarah Palin (R) Senate: Jim Gilmore (R) 1st Congressional District (my district): Ham Sandwich (I) [seriously] 7th Congressional District: Eric Cantor (R)
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending October 25, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/29/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-october-25-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On October 14, 2008, Deputy C.M. Garnett responded to a Ruther Glen address for a report of a larceny. After investigating, Taylor N. Lickey, 34, of Ruther Glen and Tracey M. Ferguson, 24, of Ruther Glen were charged with Petit Larceny. A court date of December 12, 2008 was
- [More on Caroline County's debt: Well, actually Mr. Chairman...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/25/more-on-caroline-countys-debt-well-actually-mr-chairman/) - Floyd Thomas at the October 14, 2008, Board of Supervisors meeting (side question: Why does it take the county eight business days to post the Board video?): [flv:https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/videos/debt.flv 320 240] First, several of the jurisdictions surrounding Caroline County — Hanover, Spotsylvania, and Stafford counties, for example — have populations, and corresponding tax bases, that are
- ["Operation Sunset" - Caroline County Sheriff’s Office Makes Numerous Drug Arrests](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/23/“operation-sunset”-caroline-county-sheriff’s-office-makes-numerous-drug-arrests/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office (PDF): The Caroline County Sheriff's Office continues their war on illegal drugs and distribution. According to Sheriff A. A. "Tony" Lippa, the mass arrest operation started at 5:30 this morning. The Caroline County Grand Jury met October 1, 2008 and issued 57 drug distribution related indictments against several individuals.
- [Tony "Indictmentgate" Spencer and video of the Caroline County Sheriff's Office taking down some drug dealers!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/24/tony-indictmentgate-spencer-and-video-of-the-caroline-county-sheriffs-office-taking-down-some-drug-dealers/) - From WTVR: [flv:https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/videos/WTVR_2310200823133475645.flv 320 240]
- [Continuing coverage of soft-news Wednesdays: Don't mess with the [Australian] SAS.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/22/continuing-coverage-of-soft-news-wednesdays-dont-mess-with-the-australian-sas/) - Or any SAS for that matter (News.com.au): DESPITE being shot twice during an ambush in Afghanistan, an SAS soldier lashed himself to the front of his patrol vehicle so he wouldn't be left behind if he passed out from loss of blood and kept on fighting. The Digger is expected to be recommended for a
- [A lot of sadness...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/22/a-lot-of-sadness/) - Seriously, some of you guys need to get a life: A survey by Nokia (News - Alert), “Tips on How Mobile Technology Can Fuel a Better Work-Life Balance,” says that work spills into bathroom time for more than half of Americans and into the bedroom for almost 25 percent. “The good news is that innovative
- [When will they disbar this idiot?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/22/when-will-they-disbar-this-idiot/) - NBC 4: A former judge who sued a D.C. dry cleaner for $54 million over a missing pair of pants is heading back to court. Roy Pearson sued Custom Cleaners more than three years ago for $67 million in 2005 after the cleaners misplaced a pair of his trousers. He later lowered his demand to
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending October 18, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/21/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-october-18-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office: On October 11, 2008, Sergeant M.W. Turner stopped Mark D. Kinchen, 46, of Glen Allen, for a traffic violation. Upon further investigation, Kinchen was charged with Driving Under the Influence of Alcohol, Refusal to Submit to a Test, No Operator's License in Possession and Operating a Motor Vehicle with
- [Caroline County Sheriff’s Office Receives Accreditation!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/16/caroline-county-sheriff’s-office-receives-accreditation/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office (PDF): Caroline Sheriff A. A. "Tony" Lippa is pleased to announce that accreditation of the Sheriff's Office by the Virginia Law Enforcement Professional Standards Commission (VLEPSC) has been granted. This 187 step process involves assessors verifying all aspects of the sheriff's office operations to see that standards for efficient
- [Well Mr. Clinton, you obviously didn't learn enough in that first year.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/20/well-mr-clinton-you-obviously-didnt-learn-enough-in-that-first-year/) - Former President Bill Clinton won't go on the record saying Barack Obama is ready to be President, as Ace of Spades points out. But here's an even more important thing (quote from the Daily News [New York]): "I certainly learned a lot about the job in the first year," Clinton said from Rwanda. "You can
- [What a bunch of classy people: Liberal Virginia bloggers attempt a denial of service (DOS) attack against a [supposed] McCain push polling phone number.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/19/what-a-bunch-of-classy-people-liberal-virginia-bloggers-attempt-a-denial-of-service-dos-attack-against-a-supposed-mccain-push-polling-phone-number/) - Raising Kaine has officially jumped the shark. I wonder what their response would be if I launched a DOS on their web server. Will the other libs/progressives repudiate this illegal act by the supposed champions of freedom of speech? One or two might (say someone like Vivian Paige). But the majority will ignore them, defend
- [My thoughts on Emmett Snead's proposed gravel/sand pit in the Rappahannock Academy area (Clark's Cut).](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/19/my-thoughts-on-emmett-sneads-proposed-gravelsand-pit-in-the-rappahannock-academy-area-clarks-cut/) - Right now, there's a pending special exemption permit request going before the Caroline County Board of Supervisors that would allow a gravel/sand extraction (primarily sand extraction) on property located on Route 17 south of its intersection with Pepmeier Hill Road. The public hearing on the permit is scheduled for October 28th. The land is owned
- [Anyone else think it might not be wise to declare that you have 123 sealed indictments for drug offenses?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/16/anyone-else-think-it-might-not-be-wise-to-declare-that-you-have-123-sealed-indictments-for-drug-offenses/) - From this week's edition of The Caroline Progress (p. A10): In addition to this list [of grand jury indictments], another 123 sealed indictments were returned by the Grand Jury. The sealed indictments stem from a large narcotics investigation that will be culminating in multiple arrests said the Commonwealth's Attorney Tony Spencer. Now, I have a
- [The Big Lie: Secret Service: No one yelled "kill him!" at McCain-Palin rally.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/16/the-big-lie-secret-service-no-one-yelled-kill-him-at-mccain-palin-rally/) - From the Times Leader: The agent in charge of the Secret Service field office in Scranton said allegations that someone yelled “kill him” when presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s name was mentioned during Tuesday’s Sarah Palin rally are unfounded. The Scranton Times-Tribune first reported the alleged incident on its Web site Tuesday and then again in
- [The Final Debate (thank God!): Live hate-blogging at 8:45 p.m.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/15/the-final-debate-thank-god-live-hate-blogging-at-845-pm/) - Top post until after the debate. Scroll down for newer stuff. I would much rather watch the Dodgers lose but, whatever, I'll watch the debate so you guys can read my drivel. Other live blogs: Ace of Spades HQ Michelle Malkin The right-wing liberal
- [Government forcibly nationalizes banks.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/15/government-forcibly-nationalizes-banks/) - Can I start making Bush-Hitler/Stalin comparisons now? UPDATE: The right-wing liberal has more.
- [More 99th HOD coverage...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/04/more-99th-hod-coverage/) - I do this for you, my loyal readers! Please, no gifts! From The Free Lance-Star: GOP set for race in House district: Only one Republican filed to run for the 99th House of Delegates district by the GOP's Jan. 1 deadline. That means White Stone attorney Lee Anne Washington is the Republican nominee to run
- [Lee Anne Washington the only Republican running against Pollard](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/02/lee-anne-washington-the-only-republican-running-against-pollard/) - Fred2Blue: Lee Anne Washington Running Against Pollard
- [99th HOD coverage](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/20/99th-hod-coverage/) - From The Free Lance-Star: GOP sets process for candidate in 99th: Gov. Tim Kaine has not yet set a date for the special election in the 99th House of Delegates District, but Republicans have planned their nomination process. District chairwoman Carol Dawson said the district's Republicans will choose a nominee on Jan. 12, in a
- [I'm a descendant of President George Washington — wait, never mind...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/17/im-a-descendant-of-president-george-washington-wait-never-mind/) - The Journal Press: Republican Lee Anne Washington is facing Democrat Albert Pollard for 99th District seat: Republicans have now assured Democrat Albert Pollard the he will not get a free ride on February 19. White Stone attorney and Town Council member Lee Anne Washington is now the Republican candidate for the 99th District House of
- [Caroline man tries, fails to smear Albert Pollard.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/29/caroline-man-tries-fails-to-smear-albert-pollard/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Pollard should be more experienced than this!: Pollard should be more experienced than this! Many of us have noticed that large "Pollard" signs have suddenly appeared around the district. On closer inspection, it appears that these signs have been recycled from the previous state Senate campaign, with the lower portion cut
- [Fear-monger, demagogue Lee Anne Washington responds:](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/18/fear-monger-demagogue-lee-anne-washington-responds/) - On my "Lee Anne Washington (R) is either completely ignorant, or an outright liar; take your pick." post: Lee Anne Washington said, I am neither completely ignorant, nor a liar. I simply stated my position on issues that have arisen either via recently proposed legislation or via recent public debate. I am sorry that you
- [Is The Caroline Progress outsourcing letter writing?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/18/is-the-caroline-progress-outsourcing-letter-writing/) - In the January 30th edition of The Caroline Progress, there were two letters in support of Lee Anne Washington (R). The first was from a Howard Yarus of King George. King George is in (obviously) King George County, and is 20.95 miles away from Bowling Green (both the town seat of Caroline County and the
- [Election Results for the 99th HOD — Pollard wins!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/19/election-results/) - 7:32 p.m.: Pollard is up 65.81% to 34.19% with Richmond and Westmoreland Counties reporting! So far, he's gotten a majority in every precinct! 7:48 p.m.: 64.06% to 35.94% with Richmond, Westmoreland, and parts of King George and Northumberland reporting. Still has a majority in every precinct. 8:08 p.m.: 63.20% to 36.78% (1,495 vote spread) with
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending October 11, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/15/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-october-11-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On September 30, 2008, Deputy C.M. Hall investigated a narcotic violation at the Caroline High School. After investigating, a juvenile was charged with Possession of Marijuana. He has a pending court date in Caroline Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. On September 6, 2008, Investigator M.M. Ellett responded to a
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending October 4, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/07/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-october-4-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On August 16, 2008, Deputy F.L. Brennan arrested James W. Conley, 19, of Rappahannock Academy for being Drunk in Public. Upon further investigation of the incident, Conley was charged with Possession of Cocaine. He was released on a $2,500 unsecured bond and a court date of October 8, 2008
- [Oh, this is too funny: Premier cybercrime website ran by the federales.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/13/oh-this-is-too-funny-premiere-cybercrime-website-ran-by-the-federales/) - Any by federales, I mean the Federal Bureau of Investigation. And by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, I mean the G-men. And by the G-men, I mean the guys knocking-in your door right now (Wired Blog): DarkMarket.ws, an online watering hole for thousands of identify thieves, hackers and credit card swindlers, has been secretly run
- [Well, that depends on <em>The Free Lance–Star</em>'s definition of "recently" and "indicted".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/13/well-that-depends-on-the-free-lance–stars-definition-of-recently-and-indicted/) - From The Fish Wrap: The following people were indicted recently by a Caroline County grand jury: [...] Melissa Nicole Bentley, 23, Woodford, assault and battery against a family member According to online court records, an indictment was sought against Melissa Nicole Bentley on October 1, but a true bill was not returned. I.e., she wasn't
- ["Roving groups of teens and young adults"? Is that what the Washington, D.C. police are calling gangs now?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/13/roving-groups-of-teens-and-young-adults-is-that-what-the-washington-dc-police-are-calling-gangs-now/) - Well, they already were refusing to use the word "gangs" and opting to use the word "crews" instead. But this takes the cake (WTOP): D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier says officers are seeing an uptick in assaults and robberies by roving groups of teens and young adults. She says there have been between seven and
- [A debate for the ages or a snoozefest?: The second Presidential debate; live hate-blogging starting at 8:45 p.m.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/07/a-debate-for-the-ages-or-a-snoozefest-the-second-presidential-debate-live-hate-blogging-starting-at-845-pm/) - This is the top post until after the debate. Scroll down for the newer stuff. The cool thing about this software is that you, my precious readers (all three of you), don't have to bother refreshing the page every minute just to read my inane ramblings. Other live blogs: Ace of Spades HQ Michelle Malkin
- [While I'm on the subject of government debt: Caroline County on its way to being $108,621,556 in debt.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/11/while-im-on-the-subject-of-government-debt-caroline-county-on-its-way-to-being-108621556-in-debt/) - That's $4,090.13 of debt per citizen. On June 30, 2008, the county was $92,630,740 in debt with $58,366,658 of that debt being principal and $34,264,082 being the interest. 50.579% ($46,851,746) of the debt was general government related while 49.420% ($45,778,993) was school related. The county is in the process of refinancing some school related debt
- [And I officially declare Obama will be the winner of this election.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/11/and-i-officially-declare-obama-will-be-the-winner-of-this-election/) - From Times Online out of the United Kingdom: With his electoral prospects fading by the day, Senator John McCain has fallen out with his vice-presidential running mate about the direction of his White House campaign… Mark Salter, McCain’s long-serving chief of staff, is understood to have told campaign insiders that he would prefer his boss,
- [Another brilliant [socialist] idea: Let's nationalize the banks.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/10/another-brilliant-socialist-idea-lets-nationalize-the-banks/) - But instead of calling it nationalization, it's being called "ownership".
- [National Debt Clock runs out of digits.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/09/national-debt-clock-runs-out-of-digits/) - $700,000,000,000 here, $300,000,000,000 there, soon we're talking about real money. AP via Yahoo! News: The National Debt Clock is shown near Times Square in New York, Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2008. The clock has run out of digits to record the growing figure. As a temporary fix, the dollar sign has been switched to a figure--the
- ["We're Screwed '08" and why I am seriously considering not voting for McCain (or anyone).](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/09/were-screwed-08-and-why-i-am-seriously-considering-not-voting-for-mccain-or-anyone/) - The "We're Screwed '08" is Michelle Malkin's view on this election. I kinda like the tagline from the first Alien vs. Predator film: "Whoever wins... We lose." A commenter on The right-wing liberal posted the following on an optimistically written post about Tuesday's debate: Thank God you have a somewhat calm and collected take on
- [Correction/Clarification: Kathy Beard misquoted by <em>The Caroline [Lack of] Progress</em>.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/08/correctionclarification-kathy-beard-misquoted-by-the-caroline-lack-of-progress/) - Kathy Beard, the Director of Tourism, was [mis]quoted as stating that the county received $1,600,000 in taxes from the transient occupancy tax (TOT) in 2007 by The Caroline Progress. Gary Wilson's response to an e-mail seeking a comment about that claim: Mr. Watson, Thanks for your questions regarding the impact of the tourism industry in
- [<del>Did Caroline County lose track of $1,300,000 in tax revenue?</del> Correction/Clarification: Kathy Beard misquoted by <em>The Caroline [Lack of] Progress</em>.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/04/did-caroline-county-lose-track-of-1300000-in-tax-revenue/) - Read the follow up post. The original post can be read below in its original form: That, or our astute tourism manager doesn't know how much money tourism brings into the county (The Caroline Progress): Kathy Beard, County Director of Tourism, spoke about the role tourism plays in county economics. Beard stated that more than
- [A snoozefest, definitely.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/08/a-snoozefest-definitely/) - I asked the following question about the debate in the title of my live blog post: A debate for the ages or a snoozefest? Well, we got our answer. As Matt "threat to democracy" Drudge notes: "B O R I N G" Michelle Malkin: "Zzzzzzzz" I think I will just copy and paste the stuff
- [RWL: "Warner’s explanation: Who are you going to believe? Me? Or your lying ears?"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/07/rwl-warner’s-explanation-who-are-you-going-to-believe-me-or-your-lying-ears/) - Check out it out. A sample: This will cause some fun in the blogosphere and at the very least a major hiccup for Warner, but it’s emblematic of a larger issue with Marky Mark. The Dem nominee is the poster-boy for the “limousine liberal” (as Bob Novak calls them), wealthy politicos who vote for the
- [A SatireWire classic: Small Investors Urged to Remain Calm, Leave Panic to the Professionals.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/06/a-satirewire-classic-small-investors-urged-to-remain-calm-leave-panic-to-the-professionals/) - Seasoned Experts Prove Much Better at Guiding Hysterical Sell-Off: Heeding the advice of those who know the markets better, most individual investors kept their cool during Wall Street's historic plunge, allowing seasoned, market-savvy professionals to do the panicking for them. "What we didn't need last week was for every Tom, Dick, and Harry to stampede
- [Caroline County government: We don't have to tell you where your money is being spent.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/10/03/caroline-county-government-we-dont-have-to-tell-you-where-your-money-is-being-spent/) - Here's a copy of an e-mail that I sent to County Administrator Percy Ashcraft on September 25th: Dear Mr. Ashcraft, What was the total cost of adopting the ordinances that vacated Saddlehorse Farms and the other subdivision owned by the Farmers? This request for information includes, but is not limited to: the cost for advertising
- [Tentative live hate-blog schedule.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/29/tentative-live-hate-blog-schedule/) - The second Presidential debate on Tuesday, October 7, at 9 p.m. The third Presidential debate on Wednesday, October 15, at 9 p.m. Election night November 4, starting at 6 p.m.ish (subject to change). Unfortunately, can't do the Veep debate on Thursday, October 2, 9 p.m., due to the fact that I have a class at that
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending September 27, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/29/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-september-27-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On September 23, 2008, Deputy M.J. O'Connor responded to a Ruther Glen business to complete a follow-up investigation on a larceny that occurred on September 15, 2008. After investigating, Mary R. Lee, 33, of Ruther Glen was charged with Embezzlement. She was ordered held without bond and a court
- [Why can't Albert Pollard be my representative to Congress?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/29/why-cant-albert-pollard-be-my-represenative-to-congress/) - His thoughts on the bailout deal in his weekly column (DOC file): While the leaders of this nation negotiated a new bailout deal over the weekend, things seemed pretty normal on the Northern Neck. I got a chance to see some bald eagles that were on "The Cliffs" of Richmond County, geese were moving South
- [My comments to the Caroline County Board of Supervisors at their September 23rd meeting.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/29/my-comments-to-the-caroline-county-board-of-supervisors-at-their-september-23rd-meeting/) - At the September 8th, 2008, meeting of the Caroline County Board of Supervisors, the board approved the following item on their consent agenda: Adoption of a Resolution that Revises the June 24, 2008 Budget Resolution to Incorporate Errors and Omission that Were Approved by the Board during Budget Discussions. Item #2 in the resolution was
- [Remember VSE? That defense subcontractor that Gary Wilson <em>et al.</em> tout as an economic development success?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/27/remember-vse-inc-that-defense-subcontractor-that-gary-wilson-et-al-tout-as-an-economic-development-success/) - Yeah, they're in the process of getting fined $17,400 for violating numerous environmental regulations (Link [PDF]): SECTION C: Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law VSE is a publicly traded professional services company that provides engineering and technical support services to the U.S. Government. The VSE Facility which is the subject of this Order, is
- [Presidential debate drinking game.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/27/presidential-debate-drinking-game/) - I wished I had come up with this. From Michelle Malkin's blog: A reader proposes the first drinking game suggestion: Michelle, how about a college-style drinking game tonight - where everyone takes a drink whenever Obama says “Bush” - in his laughably ridiculous ongoing effort to link McCain to Bush. If you’re looking to get
- [$700,000,000,000 here, $700,000,000,000 there; soon we're talking about real money.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/26/700000000000-here-700000000000-there-soon-were-talking-about-real-money/) - RWL: Check out what Rick Sincere found over at Forbes (emphasis added): In fact, some of the most basic details, including the $700 billion figure Treasury would use to buy up bad debt, are fuzzy. “It’s not based on any particular data point,” a Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com Tuesday. “We just wanted to choose a
- [Good job ignoring the fact that Jeff Sili violated the <em>Code of Virginia</em>. And other stupidity from this week's BOS meeting.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/25/good-job-ignoring-the-fact-that-jeff-sili-violated-the-code-of-virginia-and-other-stupidity-from-this-weeks-bos-meeting/) - What, that's the second or third time, right? It's hard to keep track. The Caroline County Board of Supervisors approved the rezoning of Belmont North 3–2 on Tuesday night. Supervisors Bobby Popowicz, Maxie Rozell, and Chairman Floyd Thomas voted to approve while Supervisors Wayne Acors and Jeff Sili voted against the rezoning. Wayne Acors had
- [More bailout-palazoo: $25,000,000,000 in loans to the auto industry.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/25/more-bailout-palazoo-25000000000-in-loans-for-the-auto-industry/) - Over at Michelle Malkin's blog: The bailout binge continues apace. I’ve pointed out to you already that both Barack Obama and John McCain support the $25 billion automakers’ bailout. It’s speeding through Congress as we speak. President Bush will sign it this week after both parties fall in line and pass it (vote is expected
- [It's the end of days!: Mike Huckabee expressing fiscal responsibility!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/24/its-the-end-of-days-mike-huckabee-expressing-fiscal-responsibility/) - Bailing On Our Principles. It's all good, except for point three. Credit where credit is due and all that.
- [Heartache: Eric Cantor* supporting bailout-palooza as well.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/23/heartache-eric-cantor-supporting-bailout-palooza-as-well/) - I must say, I like Eric Cantor*. I agree with him in most situations. But this time, he's just plain wrong: During an election season when many Republicans had tried to distance themselves from Bush, Cantor[*] said most lawmakers were taking cues from Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson Jr. and were eager to act quickly
- [Rob Wittman is supporting bailout-palooza.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/23/rob-wittman-is-supporting-bailout-palooza/) - Of course he is. He also manages to prove that he doesn't know jack about economics. I mean come on, you didn't seriously expect him to find any budget cuts (as he promised) to pay for those $132,500,000 in earmarks that he requested, did you? Now he's supporting a $700,000,000,000 bailout proposal (I think that's
- [<em>The Free Lance–Star</em> sends nastygram to yours truly over the posting of <em>an obituary</em> (which they have no copyright claim to in the first place).](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/23/the-free-lance–star-sends-nastygram-to-yours-truly-over-the-posting-of-an-obituary-which-they-have-no-copyright-claim-to-in-the-first-place/) - On September 9, 2008, I noted the passing of School Board member Bill Anderson. On September 10, 2008, at or around 12:49 a.m., I updated the original post with the death announcement that appeared in The Free Lance–Star. On September 11, 2008, at or around 3:24 a.m., I updated the original post by posting the
- [So, which Caroline County Supervisor is leaking information from closed session meetings of the Board of Supervisors?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/22/so-which-caroline-county-supervisor-is-leaking-information-from-closed-session-meetings-of-the-board-of-supervisors/) - A couple months ago, a Caroline County citizen raised objections regarding the Caroline County Board of Supervisors, Caroline's Promise, and Caroline's Promise's faith based initiatives. Separation of church and state and all that. Feel free to argue amongst yourself as to whether you agree with Caroline's Promise's policies and programs or not, but that's the
- [Keeping track of bailout-palooza.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/22/keeping-track-of-bailout-palooza/) - D.J. McGuire is taking care of business at The right-wing liberal. Also, check out Michelle Malkin.
- [If you want to know what's going to be in <em>The Free Lance–Star</em> a week in advance, just check out my blog.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/22/if-you-want-to-know-whats-going-to-be-in-the-free-lance–star-a-week-in-advance-just-check-out-my-blog/) - What a rag. They can't seem to get by without going to, and taking stories from, my and other's lowly little hate-blogs. On September 14, 2008, I published a post about how the fine folks at Germanna Community College decided to spend money to send staff to India to find IT internships for people at
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending September 20, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/22/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-september-20-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On September 14, 2008, Deputy G.W. Honeycutt stopped Robert W. Williams, Jr., 52, of Upper Marlboro, Maryland for a traffic violation. Upon further investigation, Williams was charged with Driving Under the Influence of Alcohol and Reckless Driving by Speed 58/35. During this incident Lt. J.H. Crowder observed marijuana in
- [So, what's that $18,000,000 "technology center" at Culpeper doing?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/14/so-whats-that-18000000-technology-center-at-culpeper-doing/) - From The Free Lance–Fish Wrap: Germanna Community College may lose state funding if it can't come up with its share for a third building at its Fredericksburg-area campus. Last year, Gov. Tim Kaine presented a bond package that included $23.3 million for the building at the Massaponax site. But before construction can start, the college
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending September 13, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/15/08-sep-weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-september-13-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On September 11, 2008, Sgt. C.A. Rozell conducted a follow-up investigation of a Bad Check. Tara M. Coghill, 32, of Fredericksburg was charged with Bad Check. She was released on her own recognizance and a court date was set. On September 6, 2008, Deputy J.K. Miller responded to Rappahannock
- [Is Obama's campaign "off track"?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/15/is-obamas-campaign-off-track/) - Subject of e-mail sent to his supporters (no, I'm not a supporter): "Get the conversation back on track". Obama's campaign, of course, blames that big, evil John McCain. I guess McCain has been going around stealing Obama's milk money or something. Now, I ask you: Whose campaign is "off track"? What campaign has their blogger
- [RIP: School Board member Bill Anderson passes away. UPDATED: Short obit. UPDATEDx2: Full obit.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/09/rip-school-board-member-bill-anderson-passes-away/) - Floyd Thomas announced his passing at tonight's Board of Supervisors meeting. Will update when I know more. UPDATE, 09/10/2008 12:49 a.m.: His obit from The Free Lance–Star: William A. Anderson, 71, of Ladysmith died Tuesday, Sept. 9, 2008, at his home. Arrangements are incomplete at Storke Funeral Home, Bowling Green. UPDATE, 09/11/2008 3:24 a.m.: A
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending September 6, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/08/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-september-6-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On August 26, 2008, Deputy C. S. Wooldridge stopped a vehicle for a traffic infraction. Upon further investigation the driver gave false information to avoid prosecution. Terrance S. Mosley, 43, of Ruther Glen was charged with identity theft, driving with no license (4th offense), and possession of marijuana with
- [A good cause: National Suit Drive](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/04/a-good-cause-national-suit-drive/) - Sponsored by the Men's Wearhouse: Our Commitment Here at Men's Wearhouse®, we believe in committing ourselves to the communities that we serve. We feel that being a socially responsible company is just as important as providing excellent customer service or quality products. That's why, in conjunction with our 35th anniversary, we're sponsoring our first annual
- [What the ...?: Hanna to hit Ireland/Scotland at Tropical Storm strength?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/06/what-the-hanna-to-hit-irelandscotland-at-tropical-storm-strength/) - That's what the track from the National Hurricane Center says. Yesterday, the track was heading directly to the Irish coast. Now it's supposed to head a little bit north of Ireland to Scotland. Luck of the Irish, eh? A couple years ago, the remnants of a hurricane made it to Ireland and Britain but it
- [This is the piece of trash that will be replacing Jay Leno next year?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/06/this-is-the-piece-of-trash-that-will-be-replacing-jay-leno-next-year/) - At Breitbart: NBC’s Conan O’Brien Tells Crude Joke About Palin’s Daughter For those that don't want to waste their bandwidth — or their IQ points watching the video — here's the transcript: Conan O'Brien: During [Sarah Palin's] speech [at the Republican National Convention] — I don't know if you saw this — Sarah Palin spoke
- [Eric Cantor (R-7th CD) has a challenger.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/07/eric-cantor-r-7th-cd-has-a-challenger/) - Fred2Blue: Hartke Running Against Cantor in the 7th Raising Kaine: We Have a Candidate Against Eric Cantor Analysis: Anita Hartke is going to have a hard time in a run against Eric Cantor. The 7th Congressional District went 61.05% for Bush in 2004, 56.71% for Allen in 2006, and 56.59% for the Constitutional Amendment banning
- [Props to Eric Cantor](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/14/props-to-eric-cantor/) - From the AP via NBC4: Only 18 Lawmakers Shun Pet Projects: A new report from a budget watchdog group said that an overwhelming majority of lawmakers asked for billions of dollars for pet projects last year. The group, Taxpayers for Common Sense, said only 12 members of the house and six members of the Senate
- [What hypocrisy: Wittman condemns Speaker Nancy Pelosi for "rejecting" earmark moratorium while requesting $132,500,000.00 in earmarks.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/27/what-hypocrisy-wittman-condemns-speaker-nancy-pelosi-for-rejecting-earmark-moratorium-while-requesting-13250000000-in-earmarks/) - File under: Chutzpah. He also has yet to publish his requested earmarks on his website as he has promised. First, one of Wittman's press releases dated February 7, 2008: Congressman Rob Wittman (R-VA) released the following statement after today's procedural motion to force a vote on an immediate earmark moratorium. "I am disappointed that Speaker
- [Republicans support $290,000,000,000 corporate welfare bill.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/15/republicans-support-290000000000-corporate-welfare-bill/) - The WaPo: The House yesterday passed a final version of a new five-year farm bill by a vote of 318 to 106, a margin large enough to override President Bush's promised veto of the nearly $300 billion measure. [...] Agriculture Secretary Ed Schafer released a statement saying the vote "sends the wrong message to the
- [Mockery is always the best medicine.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/21/mockery-is-always-the-best-medicine/) - And Ace of Spades HQ proves that, with their ongoing "Eric Cantor Jewishness Watch" (left column): DNC: No, Seriously, Did I Mention that Eric Cantor Orders Roast Beef on Challah Bread, "a Deli Specialty Which Exudes Jewish Power"? Am I lying? Am I sweetening? Am I making crazy shit up? Answer: NO, alas, I am
- [Two Search Warrants Executed in Ruther Glen Area](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/06/two-search-warrants-executed-in-ruther-glen-area/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office: According to Sheriff A. A. "Tony" Lippa, the Caroline County Sheriff's Office Investigations Division assisted Stafford County Sheriff's Office with the execution of a search warrant of a Ruther Glen address. Elvis Usual, Jr 28, of Ruther Glen was charged on a warrant from Stafford County for Aggravated Malicious
- [So, what did I think of the premieres of <em>Prison Break</em> and <em>The Shield</em>?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/04/so-what-did-i-think-of-the-premieres-of-prison-break-and-the-shield/) - Meh. That's right, meh. What's there to say about Prison Break? One character was killed (James Whistler), one character appeared to be killed in the first hour yet was shown to be in a secret prison in the second hour (Gretchen Morgan). Oh yeah, they also brought back a character (Sara Tancredi) who was killed
- [This puts the "idiots" in I'm Surrounded By Idiots.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/08/this-puts-the-idiots-in-iim-surrounded-by-idiotsi/) - The Free Lance-Star: Caroline seeking to boost tourism: Caroline County expects more than 200,000 tourists will stop by annually once its visitor center opens at Carmel Church this August. Based on what study? They're saying that 547.9 people a day are going to go to the visitors center! They're saying that eight times the county's
- [Sitreps on Haymount, YMCA, and State Fair.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/16/sitreps-on-haymount-ymca-and-state-fair/) - (Sitrep = situation report) The Free Lance–Star: Big plans, big projects, big updates page: Haymount (Caroline) Haymount, a 4,000-home planned subdivision near Rappahannock Academy in Caroline County, has not been built despite being approved in 1992. Caroline’s planning director said Haymount is being sold to a developer who does similar projects. The 1,600-acre project is
- [Funnies from the Caroline County Emergency Services Commission](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/23/funnies-from-the-caroline-county-emergency-services-commission/) - Well, it would be funny if it wasn't so damn serious. I've tried to edit these minutes for brevity (brevity being the soul of wit and all) and I divided the comments into different categories. Still, it's still pretty long. I've also included links to all the minutes that have been published at the end
- [Caroline County's Telecom Consultant: "Conflict of interest? What’s that? …Seriously?"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/28/caroline-countys-telecom-consultant-conflict-of-interest-what’s-that-…seriously/) - At the July 22, 2008 meeting of the Caroline County Board of Supervisors, there was a public hearing about a proposed special exemption permit (SPEX-01-2007) for a communications tower in the Reedy Church District. The proposed location is approximately 1.7 miles away from the soon-to-be new home of the State Fair of Virginia. The company
- [*Sigh*, there goes what little respect I had for <em>The Free Lance–Star</em>.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/19/sigh-there-goes-what-little-respect-i-had-for-the-free-lance–star/) - There wasn't much left, of course. The word "fawning" as defined by Merriam-Webster: 1 : to show affection -used especially of a dog 2 : to court favor by a cringing or flattering manner The word "puff piece" as defined by Wiktionary: 1. A journalistic form of puffery; an article or story of exaggerating praise
- [More on the State Fair and the gazillions it will be bring into the county.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/19/more-on-the-state-fair-and-the-gazillions-it-will-be-bring-into-the-county/) - Gary Wilson in his infinite wisdom said that hotels and other businesses will bring in money to the county... What hotels and other businesses? The only hotels that have been built that are going to be around the State Fair are in Hanover County! The majority of people that go to the State Fair are
- [Nothing could go wrong here: United States to give China "sensitive equipment".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/05/nothing-could-go-wrong-here-united-states-to-give-china-sensitive-equipment/) - The Washington Times: The Bush administration has approved the export of sensitive equipment and expertise to China's military and police forces to bolster security at the Beijing Olympics, according to a number of private and public interviews and documents. The support includes security and military equipment that is restricted for export under the Export Administration
- [Another drug dealer arrested in Caroline County!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/11/another-drug-dealer-arrested-in-caroline-county/) - This time in Cedar Ridge Trailer Park: On June 4, 2008, Caroline County Sheriff's Office, Sheriff's Emergency Response Team (SERT) executed a search warrant at the home of Timothy Johnson in Cedar Ridge Trailer Park located in the Woodford section of the county. Caroline County Sheriff's Office Investigators obtained the warrant after conducting an undercover
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending June 7, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/11/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-june-7-2008/) - On May 29, 2008, Investigator S.L. Call received a call in reference to a sexual battery of a 13 year old. After investigating, a 41year old adult male from Ruther Glen was charged with Aggravated Sexual Battery, Taking Indecent Liberties with a Child and Contributing. He was arrested by Deputy W.M. Jones on June 5,
- [Drug Dealer Convicted in U. S. Federal Court](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/11/drug-dealer-convicted-in-u-s-federal-court/) - On June 3, 2008, the Caroline County Sheriff's Office Narcotics Investigators appeared before a jury trial in the United States Eastern District Court in order to testify in the drug distribution case United States vs. Saeed Abdul Muhammad. The Caroline Narcotics Investigators testified to arresting Muhammad on February 27, 2008 after a three month investigation.
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending August 30, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/02/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-august-30-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On August 24, 2008, Deputy C.A. Heywood was on patrol in the Ruther Glen area when he encountered Christopher T. Sams, 21, of Mechanicsville, Lauren L. Ashley, 20, of Quinton, and Jessica N. Marshburn, 20, of Glen Allen. Upon further investigation, all three individuals were charged with trespassing and
- [Charges brought in vandalism spree in Lake Caroline.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/02/charges-brought-in-vandalism-spree-in-lake-caroline/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office: According to Sheriff Tony Lippa, during the late evening of August 12 and early morning of August 13, approximately 31 incidents of vandalism were reported in the Lake Caroline subdivision. The majority of these involved vandalism to mailboxes but included other property damage as well. The total damages reached
- [A great post about morality at Ace of Spades HQ.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/01/a-great-post-about-morality-at-ace-of-spades-hq/) - A sample (with some editing for language): Another goon steps in to say... Actually, this is not a good thing. It is a statement that some of those familly values that Sarah [Palin] is advancing could not even be passed along to her own kid. I still like Palin, but, if true, this is not
- [So, where's that $3,200,000 YMCA at in Caroline County?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/01/so-wheres-that-3200000-ymca-at-in-caroline-county/) - Short Answer: It's been put on hold "indefinitely". Long Answer: Way back in 2005, the Caroline County Board of Supervisors, in their infinite wisdom, decided to spend $3,200,000 — $2,800,000 of which were proffers — to build a YMCA at Ladysmith. The vote was 3-1, according to The Free Lance–Star, with Maxie Rozell dissenting (no
- [Who rude can someone be?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/09/01/who-rude-can-someone-be/) - Take for instance, Bobby Popowicz's community meeting at Port Royal Volunteer Fire Department on August 28th. A man entered about 15 minutes into the meeting. His phone proceeded to ring three times — loudly — during the meeting and he had the nerve to carry on an conversation with someone with two of the calls.
- [Bill Pickett NOT for gas tax increase](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/01/bill-pickett-not-for-gas-tax-increase/) - From an email exchange [emphasis mine]: Please understand that I am not for any new taxes! I was asked the question at a meet what avenues would I look at if the county needed more revenue. For example, if there was an emergency need for additional revenue. [...] Our county needs to be run as
- [The Board of Supervisors still can't find anything more important to do...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/11/the-board-of-supervisors-still-cant-find-anything-more-important-to-do/) - Than requiring building permits for fencing?! And then lying about it! Click the thumbnail for a bigger image: And it's amazing how they have the nerve to lie on their own agenda: TXT-17-2007: AN ORDINANCE TO AMEND THE ZONING ORDINANCE OF CAROLINE COUNTY BY AMENDING ARTICLE XV, SUPPLEMENTAL REGULATIONS, BY REPEALING AND REPLACING SECTION 2,
- [Shucks, there goes the Washington Nationals' play-off hopes.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/31/shucks-theres-goes-the-washington-nationals-play-off-hopes/) - They've been mathematically eliminated for the wild-card slot. They're 51–85 if you haven't been paying attention.
- [Fire Groh!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/30/fire-groh/) - What moron schedules a game against #3 USC? How insane do you have to be? I was predicting a 30 point win for USC — they managed to win by 45! ESPN: Mark Sanchez threw three touchdown passes in his first game as Southern California's true No. 1 quarterback and the third-ranked Trojans rolled over
- [Update: Stafford deputy dies after crash](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/20/update-stafford-deputy-dies-after-crash/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Update: Stafford deputy dies after crash: The Stafford Sheriff's Office released the following statement early this morning: "With great sadness and a profound sense of loss the Stafford County Sheriff's Office announces the death of Deputy Jason Edward Mooney. Deputy Mooney died as a result of single car accident while responding
- [Survives war, dies on duty at home](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/21/survives-war-dies-on-duty-at-home/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Survives war, dies on duty at home: Jason Edward Mooney spent much of his young life serving the public. He died doing the same thing. Mooney, 24, a Stafford County sheriff's deputy, was killed late Friday in a single-vehicle accident that occurred as he was responding to another serious accident on
- [Jason E. Mooney](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/22/jason-e-mooney/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Jason E. Mooney: Sheriff's Deputy Jason Edward Mooney, 24, of Stafford County died Friday, Oct. 19, 2007, as a result of an automobile accident while on duty and responding to an emergency. He was a 2002 graduate of Colonial Forge High School, where he was a member of the band and
- [A convicted drug user supports Harvey Latney (and Homer Johnson, Maxie Rozell, and Calvin Taylor)](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/31/a-convicted-drug-user-supports-harvey-latney-and-homer-johnson-maxie-rozell-and-calvin-taylor/) - No big surprise there, right? Pamela Joan Mastropaolo (also a shoplifter extraordinaire), pled guilty to a felony charge of obtaining drugs by fraud (§ 18.2-258.1) in Henrico County Circuit Court. It was latter reduced to a misdemeanor charge of obtaining drugs by fraud. She was still on probation from her previous shoplifting escapades however no
- [Port Royal precinct roundup](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/07/port-royal-precinct-roundup/) - § 24.2-310. Requirements for polling places: E. It shall be permissible to distribute campaign materials on the election day on the property on which a polling place is located and outside of the building containing the polling place except as specifically prohibited by law including, without limitation, the prohibitions of § 24.2-604 and the establishment
- [UPDATED: Another Alleged Drug Dealer Arrested](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/27/another-alleged-drug-dealer-arrested/) - Gotta love that headline. From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Another Alleged Drug Dealer Arrested: Sheriff Tony Lippa wishes to express his gratitude to those who provided us information that allowed the Caroline County Sheriff's Office to arrest another alleged drug dealer. "I truly appreciate the ongoing support of our community in assisting us in
- [And this guy was president of an university?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/20/and-this-guy-was-a-president-of-a-university/) - See Previous Article. From Fredericksburg.com: Report: Frawley drank cough syrup: Former University of Mary Washington President William Frawley told a police officer he had consumed six bottles of cough medicine on the day of his April 11 arrest in Fredericksburg, court documents show. The officer also smelled a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage, the
- [I’m guessing the phrase “equal protection” doesn’t mean anything to you… Part 5](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/27/im-guessing-the-phrase-equal-protection-doesnt-mean-anything-to-you-part-5/) - The Empire Strikes Back, or something, from The Washington Post: Va. Enacted Bad-Driver Fees Despite Red Flags [emphasis wholly mine]: Virginia lawmakers imposed steep new fees on bad drivers this year despite warning signs from states with similar programs that they cause a surge in unlicensed motorists and have crippling effects on the poor. The
- [More stupidity...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/28/more-stupidity/) - From News 5 (KPHO) in Phoenix: 2 News Helicopters Collide; 4 Dead [emphasis mine]: Two television station helicopters tracking a high-speed police pursuit in central Phoenix collided in midair and crashed Friday, killing everyone on both aircraft. [...] Air conditioning contractor Rick Gotchie told CBS 5 News he saw channel 15's helicopter flying underneath the
- ["The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers." Part 3](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/07/29/the-first-thing-we-do-lets-kill-all-the-lawyers-part-3/) - The reprieve is over, from ABC News [photo credit:Ibid]: Boys Face Sex Trial for Slapping Girls' Posteriors [emphasis mine]: Two middle-school students in Oregon are facing possible time in a juvenile jail and could have to register as sex offenders for smacking girls on the rear end at school. Cory Mashburn [pictured right] and Ryan
- [What a bunch of cowards/sell outs.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/03/what-a-bunch-of-cowardssell-outs/) - From the AP via Fredericksburg.com: Kaine alliance with GOP leaders strained as 2nd court voids fees [emphasis mine]: A second Virginia court ruled new surcharges on bad drivers unconstitutional Friday because nonresidents don't pay them. At the same time, cracks began to show in a high-level bipartisan alliance that has defended the law against a
- [What the hell?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/05/what-the-hell/) - From Fredericksburg.com: Grading changes spark complaints in Stafford: Anne Jacobsen doesn't mince words when asked about revised report cards for some of Stafford County's fourth- and fifth-graders. She hates them. Meanwhile, administrators say the concept is catching on nationwide. [...] The School Board discussed the numerical grading scale during a meeting this week, with some
- [Nothing illegal here. Move along, move along… Part 2](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/09/nothing-illegal-here-move-along-move-along-part-2/) - From the AP via NBC 4 in Washington, D.C.: Judge To Hear Motion To Dismiss Charges Against Priest: A Louisa County judge will hear arguments later this month on whether to dismiss 13 embezzlement charges against a priest accused of taking donation money from two Catholic churches where he served as pastor. The hearing is
- [Justice in Caroline? Nope, just nolle prosequis. Part 3, a two-week roundup.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/11/justice-in-caroline-nope-just-nolle-prosequis-part-3-a-two-week-roundup/) - Previous posts: Part 1 Part 2 NOTE: There was no court proceedings section in the July 25, 2007 edition of The Caroline Progress. From The Caroline Progress (August 1, 2007 print edition): General District Court–July 27 [emphasis mine throughout]: Clyde Dwain Jett, of Woodford, is charged with felony possession of firearm by a felon. He
- [Even I think this is a little too much...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/17/even-i-think-this-is-a-little-too-much/) - From the AP via NBC 4 in Washington, D.C.: Jury Recommends 135 Years For Man Who Sold 6 Pills [emphasis mine]: A Dickenson County jury has recommended 135 years in prison and a $600,000 fine for a man they convicted of selling six prescription pills. The jury deliberated about an hour Thursday evening before convicting
- [Nothing illegal here. Move along, move along… Part 3](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/21/nothing-illegal-here-move-along-move-along-part-3/) - From the AP via WUSA 9 in Washington, D.C.: Priest Charged In Embezzlement Scheme Indicted On Federal Charges: A Roman Catholic priest charged in state court with embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars from two rural churches was indicted Tuesday on federal fraud charges, federal prosecutors said. A federal grand jury indicted the Rev. Rodney
- [Bill Pickett (candidate, Board of Supervisors, I-Mattaponi District) wants to increase the gas tax?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/23/bill-pickett-candidate-board-of-supervisors-i-mattaponi-district-wants-to-increase-the-gas-tax/) - CORRECTION: Bill Pickett NOT for gas tax increase Apparently, from The Caroline Progress (print edition, August 22, 2007): Candidates for Board of Supervisors reveal their visions for Caroline County: Pickett also said the county should look into raising revenues by a small increase in the tax on gas. Really, a "small increase"? How much, exactly,
- [August 30, 2007 Roundup](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/08/30/august-30-2007-roundup/) - Blog stuff: The new 2007 General Election section has links for candidates running for election this year. If I missed one contact me. The new Alert Systems section to the right which contains links to alert systems that have been set up by local jurisdictions, including Caroline, King George, and Stafford counties, University of Mary
- [What an idiot...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/03/what-an-idiot/) - From Percy Ashcraft's Message from the County Administrator September, 2007: [...] All county residents are encouraged to register for the new Caroline Alert System. The system will notify residents of emergencies and other government news through their cell phones and desktop computers. This is a free service offered by the Board of Supervisors. Click on
- [This is rich… Part 2](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/10/this-is-rich-part-2/) - Part 1 Apparently Damon Gray was told to take a hike by the Caroline County Democratic Committee: From The Caroline Progress (print edition, September 5, 2007, p. 6): To Whom It May Concern [emphasis mine]: To Whom It May Concern Be it known that any Board of Supervisors Candidate wanting to obtain the Caroline County
- [Caroline County has the lowest SAT scores in the region...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/14/caroline-county-has-the-lowest-sat-scores-in-the-region/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Local Sat Scores Drop College Boards Area Schools Behind State, U.S. Average: Average SAT scores dropped this year for Fredericksburg-area school divisions, all of which received lower marks than the state and country as a whole. [...] Culpeper County was the only local school division to see improvement in all three
- [Oh, I’m going to blush, Part 2](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/12/oh-im-going-to-blush-part-2/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Court opponents help support Latney's race: Defense attorney Ed Vaughan donated $500 to Caroline County Commonwealth's Attorney Harvey Latney's re-election campaign and plans to help Latney out of a bind in his private practice. Vaughan was one of eight local attorneys or firms who donated to Latney's campaign. Overall, defense attorneys
- [Your county tax dollars at work…, Part 2](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/13/your-county-tax-dollars-at-work-part-2/) - Paying for a cannery? (An ongoing series on the wasteful spending by the Board of Supervisors and the County Administrator...) According to the Fiscal Year 2007-2008 Adopted Budget for Caroline County: The Cannery, located on Route 301 next to the Community Services Center, is a County supported facility that enables Caroline residents to use equipment
- [Your county tax dollars at work…, Part 3](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/16/your-county-tax-dollars-at-work-part-3/) - Paying for a "summer employment program"? Isn't that the role of McDonald's? (An ongoing series on the wasteful spending by the Board of Supervisors and the County Administrator…) According to the Fiscal Year 2007-2008 Adopted Budget for Caroline County: The Summer Employment Program is a County program set up to employ high school and college
- [The usual stupidity...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/17/the-usual-stupidity/) - From The Free Lance-Star: What's the cost to help fire and rescue?: A citizens' panel in Caroline County has been working to improve fire and rescue services, but it's still unclear how much that will cost. The county's emergency services commission recently presented the Board of Supervisors with a 13-item list on how to strengthen
- [The fraudulent claims of Homer Johnson](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/18/the-fraudulent-claims-of-homer-johnson/) - From Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary [emphasis mine]: Main Entry: fraud·u·lent Function: adjective : characterized by, based on, or done by fraud : deceitful Main Entry: fraud Function: noun 1 a: deceit, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of truth in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right b:
- [More fraud from Homer Johnson](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/19/more-fraud-from-homer-johnson/) - From Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary [emphasis mine]: Main Entry: fraud Function: noun 1 a: deceit, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of truth in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right b: an act of deceiving or misrepresenting : trick 2 a: a person who is not what
- [More defense attorneys love Harvey Latney...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/20/more-defense-attorneys-love-harvey-latney/) - I wonder why...no, wait, I don't. Here's the list, with a link to the complete PDF at the bottom: Name: Law Firm Amount of Contribution Certified Court-Appointed Attorney for Caroline County? Russell Eubank Booker Unknown $500 Yes. Bowen, Champlin, Corr, Foreman and Rockecharlie Bowen, Champlin, Carr, Foreman and Rockecharlie $500 Yes. Ramon Chalkley Law Office
- [Your county tax dollars at work…, Part 4](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/26/your-county-tax-dollars-at-work-part-4/) - Paying for help wanted ads for a private company? And using the Roam Secure Network to send out a press release (scroll down) by the Director of the Department of Economic Development, Gary Wilson, as an "emergency alert" for the same company? On October 10, 2007, the Director of the Department of Economic Department, Gary
- [Caroline Board of Supervisors Candidate Profiles (with commentary from me)](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/28/caroline-board-of-supervisors-candidate-profiles-with-commentary-from-me/) - From The Free Lance–Star: Three seek Bowling Green seat in Caroline: After serving on the Caroline County Board of Supervisors since 1988, Robert Farmer of the Bowling Green District is calling it quits for this year's election. Farmer's absence from the ballot ushers in three new contenders for the Bowling Green seat--two independents and one
- [Even more fraud from Homer Johnson](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/02/even-more-fraud-from-homer-johnson/) - From Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary [emphasis mine]: Main Entry: fraud Function: noun 1 a: deceit, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of truth in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right b: an act of deceiving or misrepresenting : trick 2 a: a person who is not what
- [Ah, I forgot to thank someone...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/09/ah-i-forgot-to-thank-someone/) - You, Governor Kaine! You decided to stick your nose in local politics and send out letters supporting Harvey Latney to Democrats. I'm sure that sat well with people in Caroline County! Nothing like someone fifty miles away with no idea of what's going on in a locale endorsing someone! If anyone has a copy of
- [What a mook... (Not Robert Wittman! Part 2)](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/11/what-a-mook-not-robert-wittman-part-2/) - UPDATE: Hi, to all the folks from Raising Kaine and VB Dems. Note: Most of the rest of the stuff on this blog will probably bore you to death (unless you live in Caroline County!). From Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary [emphasis mine]: Main Entry: mook Function: nounslang : a foolish, insignificant, or contemptible person Delegates, what
- [Caroline man's trial in manslaughter case expected to be postponed](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/14/i-hope-you-burn-in-hell-latney/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Caroline man's trial in manslaughter case expected to be postponed: The two-day jury trial of a Caroline County man charged with manslaughter scheduled to start today is expected to be postponed until next year. According to a court order last week, Commonwealth's Attorney Harvey Latney asked the court to appoint a
- [NBC 12 is still a bunch of idiots...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/13/nbc-12-is-still-a-bunch-of-idiots/) - From NBC 12 in Richmond, Virginia: Following shoot-out rumor, extra security still on hand at Caroline High: The man accused in a deadly shooting at a birthday party in Caroline County will be arraigned today. Lashawn Monroe is accused in the weekend shooting death of 16-year-old Raquel Hunter. Meanwhile, extra security will be on hand
- [The Robert Wittman/Jeff Sili smear machine?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/17/the-robert-wittmanjeff-sili-smear-machine/) - From the idiot's nest of FredTalk (most of the threads have now been deleted by The Free Lance-Star for slanderous content but a few are still available; good thing I've got backups!): At 11/14/07 11:29 AM, from "Burqajoint": Yes, the election is over, but the compte passed on something one of his chicadees told him
- [Someone give me a knife...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/17/someone-give-me-a-knife/) - So I can commit hara-kiri. From The Free Lance-Star: Less is more for Caroline station: The cost estimate on a new volunteer fire station in Caroline County has more than doubled over the past five years, prompting supervisors to request a scaled-down option. The project is now expected to cost $3.25 million, up from the
- [January 22, 2008 - Board of Supervisors meeting roundup](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/25/january-22-2008-board-of-supervisors-meeting-roundup/) - CALL TO ORDER INVOCATION PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE AMENDMENTS TO THE AGENDA Added "I) Emergency Procurement - Videotaping" to the consent agenda and "Dominion Power Presentation" as the second item under Presentations/Reports. OPENING BOARD COMMENTS Chairman Floyd Thomas announced that the county would start a trial telecommuting program at the Emergency Operations Center tentatively scheduled for
- [House of Delegates degrades into outright juvenileness](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/25/house-of-delegates-degrades-into-outright-juvenileness/) - From the AP via WTOP: Va. House Floor Clash Prompts Partisan Meltdown: What little remained of bipartisanship in the House of Delegates lay in shambles Thursday after a rare procedural move by Republicans triggered a fierce floor dispute. The extraordinary partisan rancor arose over a delegate's routine request to withdraw a bill he sponsored and
- [Bloggers and Journalists = Homeland security threat?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/31/bloggers-and-journalists-homeland-security-threat/) - I-kid-you-freakin'-not, from the AP via WUSA9: Trains, Bloggers Are Threats In Drill: It's the government's idea of a really bad day: Washington's Metro trains shut down. Seaport computers in New York go dark. Bloggers reveal locations of railcars with hazardous materials. Airport control towers are disrupted in Philadelphia and Chicago. Overseas, a mysterious liquid is
- [Spotsylvania deputy faces abuse charge in Caroline County](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/01/spotsylvania-deputy-faces-abuse-charge-in-caroline-county/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Spotsylvania deputy faces abuse charge: A Spotsylvania County sheriff's deputy has been charged in Caroline County with sexually abusing a child. Richard E. Lloyd Jr., 38, of Dawn is charged with aggravated sexual battery and taking indecent liberties with a child. Spotsylvania Sheriff Howard Smith said Lloyd is on administrative leave
- [No, no, no, no!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/04/no-no-no-no/) - From NBC 12: Senate considers bill barring early setting of execution dates: The General Assembly is considering legislation that would bar the state from setting an execution date for people convicted of the death penalty until the U.S. Supreme Court rules on any appeals on the merits of their cases. A law that took effect
- [Good to know the maturity in the House of Delegates hasn't increased](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/05/good-to-know-the-maturity-in-the-house-of-delegates-hasnt-increased/) - From Anita Kumar's blog at The WaPo: U.S. House Members Stop by Virginia House: Even the introductions are partisan in the House of Delegates. Del. Lacey E. Putney, an Independent from Bedford who caucuses with Republicans, introduced two visiting members of Virginia's congressional delegation, Republican Reps. Thelma Drake and Robert J. Wittman. A third member,
- [That's a lot of tar...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/06/thats-a-lot-of-tar/) - Yeah, I know it's Maryland, but still, NBC 4: Trooper Finds $4.4M Worth Of Heroin During Traffic Stop: A Maryland state trooper seized 32 pounds of heroin worth $4.4 million on Tuesday during a traffic stop on Interstate 95 in Cecil County. The heroin find is the largest in state police history, authorities said. The
- [Bill Clinton to appear at University of Mary Washington Monday](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/10/bill-clinton-to-appear-at-university-of-mary-washington-monday/) - UPDATE #3: Post with video links here. Details at Fred2Blue: Bill Clinton in Fredericksburg UPDATE #1: Hillary Clinton's Press Release: Join President Bill Clinton for a "Solutions for America" Town Hall in Fredericksburg!: When Monday, February 11, 2008 at 12:15 PM - 2:15 PM Where University of Mary Washington - Great Hall, The Woodard Center
- [Bill eliminating proffers, expanding impact fees passes Senate of Virginia](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/14/bill-eliminating-proffers-expanding-impact-fees-passes-senate-of-virginia/) - The Free Lance–Star: Impact-fee bill clears Senate: On a vote of 21-19, the Senate approved Sen. John Watkins' bill that eliminates the proffer system for residential development, replacing it with an increased ability to charge impact fees on development. Proffers are technically voluntary payments that developers pay to localities to cover the cost of services
- [UPDATED: February 12, 2008 - Board of Supervisors meeting roundup](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/15/february-12-2008-board-of-supervisors-meeting-roundup/) - Nothing really interesting at this meeting and not a lot that The Free Lance–Star didn't cover. And as usual, since I'm lazy, I've linked to The FL–S story. Floyd Thomas was a little late getting to the meeting due to the Springfield Mixing Bowl Charlie Foxtrot. CALL TO ORDER INVOCATION Invocation by Wayne Acors. PLEDGE
- [Local General Assembly/election coverage](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/20/local-general-assemblyelection-coverage/) - How do I manage to do both of those in the same post? Because I'm just that good. As noted previously, Caroline County will not receive funding to convert the Commonwealth's Attorney position to a full-time position despite there being six budget amendments sponsored bipartisanly by fifteen (15) different Delegates and Senators. Somehow Buckingham County
- [Complete and utter fiscal irresponsibility from the Virginia General Assembly, first the House of Delegates:](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/25/complete-and-utter-fiscal-irresponsibility-from-the-virginia-general-assembly/) - As they say: You get the government you deserve. Additional expense in green, cuts in red, and editorials in black. House Appropriations Subcommittee on Public Safety: Cut $1,970,466 and twenty positions for probation transition specialists: Governor Kaine's original budget stated: Adds $0.9 million the first year, $1.1 million the second year, and 10 positions each
- [Complete and utter fiscal irresponsibility from the Virginia General Assembly, first the House of Delegates, take 2:](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/26/complete-and-utter-fiscal-irresponsibility-from-the-virginia-general-assembly-first-the-house-of-delegates-take-2/) - I promised a summary of the Senate budget but I missed a couple things in my last post. All numbers are for the whole 2008-10 biennial. Additional expense in green, cuts in red, and editorials in black. House Appropriations Subcommittee on General Government: Cutting $894,868 for the Virginia Crime Commission while spending $17,280 on the
- [More bad bond ratings for Caroline County?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/26/more-bad-bond-ratings-for-caroline-county/) - Fitch Ratings has Caroline County's IDA (Industrial Development Authority) bond series from 2002 rated at AA with a negative watch (meaning that the bonds' rating could be potentially downgraded). These are the same bonds that Moody's Investor Services has listed as possibly being downgraded soon as well. All this while Caroline County is considering issuing
- [Worst news reporting — ever.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/01/worst-news-reporting-—-ever/) - NBC 12 in Richmond: Campus traffic stop turns dangerous: Richmond police still searching for the man who took a VCU Police officer on a wild ride. There is a warrant out for the arrest of this man, 18-year-old Zorin Ammad Holton. Police say a female officer was trying to issue Holton a routine traffic ticket
- [Let me throw some things out here...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/02/let-me-throw-some-things-out-here/) - On February 8, 2008, The Free Lance–Star published a story about the new visitors center: So Caroline administrations are preparing by taking applications for the county’s first full-time tourism manager, a position that will probably be filled this month. [...] So far, about 65 people have applied for the additional manager position, which will pay
- [Talk about hitting the nail on the head...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/23/talk-about-hitting-the-nail-on-the-head/) - From a recent letter to The Free Lance–Star: I recently discovered the FredTalk feature of this paper's Web site, fredericksburg.com. I was excited to find that there was a place to discuss my views on letters to the editor. However, I soon bailed out when these replies consisted, for the most part, of the worst
- [Okay, maybe a couple of people at the General Assembly aren't complete idiots...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/18/okay-maybe-a-couple-of-people-at-the-general-assembly-arent-complete-idiots/) - Well, at least a couple of the Delegates and Senators that worked out the budget had some sense. The following was included in the budget that was passed on March 13, 2008, in both the House of Delegates (99-Y 0-N) and the Senate of Virginia (26-Y 14-N): Administration FY 08-09 FY 09-10 Compensation Board $337,007
- [So why did Caroline and Stafford Counties fail to meet ozone standards but Spotsylvania County and Fredericksburg didn't?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/15/so-why-caroline-and-stafford-counties-fail-ozone-standards-but-spotsylvania-county-and-fredericksburg-didnt/) - As noted previously, Caroline and Stafford Counties failed to meet the EPA's new ozone quality standards but Spotsylvania County and Fredericksburg didn't. Care to guess why? It's because Spotsylvania County and Fredericksburg don't have any ozone monitors! In fact, there are only 26 ozone monitors in 21 different jurisdictions in all of Virginia: It's amazing
- [The following is a parody...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/10/the-following-is-a-parody/) - Prologue: The following is written in the vein of a recent news story from WFLS that stated: Jacob McHale was believed to have been abducted by his mother, Carianne McHale and her boyfriend, Matthew Borowski. Anyway, to the feature attraction: Jacob McHale was believed to have been abducted by his mother, Carianne McHale and her
- [UPDATED: One of the s-bags that abducted Stafford boy turns himself in.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/10/one-of-the-s-bags-that-abducted-stafford-boy-turns-himself-in/) - UPDATE: Jacob McHale returned safety, mother turns herself in, Matthew Borowski still at large. The Free Lance–Star: UPDATE: Suspect charged in child's abduction: One of three suspects in the abduction of an 8-year-old Stafford boy turned himself in last night. Varun Sethi, 24, is charged with abduction, assault and battery and conspiracy to commit abduction.
- [UPDATED: FBI called in for abducted Stafford boy.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/09/fbi-called-in-for-missing-stafford-boy/) - UPDATE #3: Jacob McHale returned safety, mother turns herself in, Matthew Borowski still at large. UPDATE #2: One of the s-bags that abducted Stafford boy turns himself in. 9News Now: Police Looking For Abducted Stafford Boy: The FBI and the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children have been called into the case of Jacob
- [UPDATED: Stafford boy abducted.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/07/stafford-boy-abducted/) - UPDATE #4: Jacob McHale returned safety, mother turns herself in, Matthew Borowski still at large. UPDATE #3: One of the s-bags that abducted Stafford boy turns himself in. UPDATE #2: FBI called in for abducted Stafford boy. From WUSA9: Stafford Virginia Boy Abducted: Officials say Jacob McHale, 8, of Fence Post Road in Stafford County,
- [Does Robby Wittless have a challenger?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/07/does-robby-wittless-have-a-challenger/) - That would be Rob Wittman if you want to get all official and whatnot. Fred2Blue is reporting (March 2 and March 5) that the rumor going around is that Keith Hummel, formerly an emergency room medical doctor and current owner of Hummel Vineyards in Westmoreland County is considering a run in the 1st Congressional District.
- [Spotsyltucky County creates broadband authority, Caroline still in stone age.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/04/spotsyltucky-county-creates-broadband-authority-caroline-still-in-stone-age/) - The Free Lance–Star: County creates broadband authority: Spotsylvania may follow King George into the age of wireless broadband Internet. The Board of Supervisors recently approved a measure that lays the groundwork for a wireless broadband service authority. With permission to form and hold a public hearing, the authority can now take steps toward creating public-private
- [Bill that would change Bowling Green's charter passes House; on way to be signed by Governor.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/03/bill-that-would-change-bowling-greens-charter-passes-house-on-way-to-be-signed-by-governor/) - As noted previously, Senate Ryan McDougle has introduced a bill (SB 505) that would change Bowling Green's charter. This bill has since passed through the House of Delegates (97–0). Again, as noted previously, this change to the charter would affect the upcoming town election in Bowling Green: An election shall be held on the first
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending August 23, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/25/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-august-23-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On August 17, 2008, Deputy P.H. Blasiol responded to motor vehicle crash in Ruther Glen. After investigating, Charles J. Smithers, 59, of Ruther Glen was charged with Driving Under the Influence of Alcohol and Driving on a Restricted license. He was held on a $1,000 secured bond and a
- [Mike Huckabee: Just ignore what the supreme court says.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/25/mike-huckabee-just-ignore-what-the-supreme-court-says/) - You know, I thought I had seen/heard the last of the Huckster after he opened his mouth and removed any doubt of his stupidity by making a joke about someone aiming a gun at Barack Obama. Alas, we weren't that lucky. He's talking specifically about Mitt Romney and how Romney should have ignored a Massachusetts
- [I hope the cops slashed the tires, ripped the bumpers off, and let hobos use the car as a toilet...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/25/i-hope-the-cops-slashed-the-tires-ripped-the-bumpers-off-and-let-hobos-use-the-car-as-a-toilet/) - New York Daily News: In the annals of shameless lawsuits, this one takes the cake. A Coney Island businessman is suing the city for damaging the Bentley he was driving when he killed a Brooklyn dad in a hit-and-run accident. Harry Shasho, who pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident, says the NYPD
- [Where does he go to get his reputation back?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/13/where-does-he-go-to-get-his-reputation-back/) - The Free Lance–Star: The child molestation charges against Spotsylvania County sheriff’s deputy Richard Earnest Lloyd Jr. were nolle prossed today in Caroline County Circuit Court. Lloyd was charged in January with sexual battery and taking indecent liberties with a child. But yesterday, Goochland prosecutor Nancy Oglesby, who handled the case because of a conflict of
- [Remember the Caroline County Board of Supervisors and their secret subcommittees?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/25/remember-the-caroline-county-board-of-supervisors-and-their-secret-subcommittees/) - Read the previous coverage here. Well, Colonial Beach has done the same thing as Caroline County (The Journal Press): The Spring of 2008 witnessed the Town of Colonial Beach ushering in a new regime - three new council members, Burkett Lyburn, Ronald "Sparky" Ridgely and Karen Payne; and one new mayor, Fred Rummage. Almost immediately
- [How many state laws did the Caroline County BOS violate when they gave themselves pay raises?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/24/how-many-state-laws-did-the-caroline-county-bos-violate-when-they-gave-themselves-pay-raises/) - At the beginning of the 2008 calendar year a 2% pay increase went into effect for the Caroline County Board of Supervisors (BOS). At the beginning of July 1st — the beginning of the 2008/2009 fiscal year — the budget adopted by the board increased their pay by 5%. That makes a total of a
- [*Sigh*, there goes another of my favorite television shows...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/23/sigh-there-goes-another-of-my-favorite-television-shows/) - First, Stargate SG-1 got the ax in 2007 — while in the middle of a major storyline — after ten seasons . It managed to survive through two made-for-DVD movies. And now Stargate Atlantis has been shown the door with plans for a television movie to wrap-up the cliffhanger from this final season (Gateworld's continuing
- [Forget the Obamessiah; Rob Wittman will save us all!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/22/forget-the-obamessiah-rob-wittman-will-save-us-all/) - There have been cracks made about the media's relationship with Barack Obama and the fact that they portray Obama as a messiah. Well, apparently Rob Wittman gets the same treatment from certain people (The Free Lance–Star): A silver lining? Yes, with Rob Wittman America is in a time of foreboding, we are told. Global warming
- [A Festivus miracle! Obama picks Joe Biden as veep!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/23/a-festivus-miracle-obama-picks-joe-biden-as-veep/) - This is a great decision — if his plans were to help the Republicans this year. If Obama isn't the personification of narcissism, then Biden definitely is. Case in point, from The WaPo: One of the most overlooked episodes during the 1987 collapse of Biden's [Presidential] campaign was a snippet of footage captured by C-Span
- [A double secret suicide watch for the Virginia Democratic <del>net</del> <em>nut</em> roots?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/22/a-double-secret-suicide-watch-for-the-virginia-democratic-net-nut-roots/) - MSNBC is saying that the pointy-haired boss of Virginia (Tim Kaine) has been told he will not be Obama's veep choice. Of course, depending on which blog you read on the Democratic side, (e.g., Not Larry Sabato) they might be cheering this announcement. Maybe one of Tim Kaine's grandparents is Jewish and we all know
- [Virginia Democratic <del>net</del> <em>nut</em> roots on suicide watch.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/22/virginia-democratic-net-nut-roots-on-suicide-watch/) - Fox News: Barack Obama’s presidential campaign has put the brakes on ads that were running in seven states carried by the GOP in the 2004 presidential election, FOX News has learned. Of the seven states — including Alaska, Georgia, Montana, North Carolina, North Dakota — Florida and Virginia are considered key battlegrounds this year. Obama’s
- [Obama: You know what's great? ChiCom infrastructure.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/22/obama-you-know-whats-great-chicom-infrastructure/) - From National Review Online: Obama, yesterday: "Everybody's watching what's going on in Beijing right now with the Olympics, Think about the amount of money that China has spent on infrastructure. Their ports, their train systems, their airports are vastly the superior to us now, which means if you are a corporation deciding where to do
- [Mattaponi Springs Golf Club gets a mention in <em>The Washington Times</em>.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/15/mattaponi-springs-golf-club-gets-a-mention-in-the-washington-times/) - The Washington Times: The question should not be whether to take your next golf trip to Virginia, but where in Virginia you should go. We offer a few suggestions. [...] 6. Discover something new. Leave it to a patent attorney to develop 330 acres of "intellectual property" in Caroline County. Mattaponi Springs Golf Club is
- [Hydroponics grow house raided in Lake Land'Or.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/11/hydroponics-grow-house-raided-in-lake-land-or/) - On May 4, 2008 the Caroline Sheriff's Office Narcotics Investigators assisted the Virginia State Police with the seizure of a Major Marijuana Grow house located in Caroline County. During the late hours of the night the two agencies executed a search warrant at 201 Marday Drive, Ruther Glen, VA. (Located in Lake Land' Or) The
- [<em>Adrian Fenty, Cathy Lanier, Interim AG Peter Nickles Resignation Watch</em>, Day 14. Police union: Lanier lied about police officer training.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/24/adrian-fenty-cathy-lanier-interim-ag-peter-nickles-resignation-watch-day-14-police-union-lanier-lied-about-police-officer-training/) - The Examiner: D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier gave “demonstrably false” testimony when she denied reports that untrained officers were dispatched to her controversial neighborhood barricades, a union representing D.C.’s rank-and-file police officers charged Monday. Requesting a formal inspector general’s investigation into Lanier’s testimony on her neighborhood quarantine program, Fraternal Order of Police Chairman Kristopher Baumann
- [Hookers, truck drivers hardest hit by high fuel prices.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/30/hookers-truck-drivers-hardest-hit-by-high-fuel-prices/) - From the Cable News Network: Rising fuel prices are putting a pinch on the world's oldest profession. Nevada brothels that cater to long-haul truckers are offering gas cards and other promotions after seeing business decline as much as 25 percent from a year ago, industry officials said. Geoffrey Arnold, president of the Nevada Brothel Owners'
- [Ellen Blitz (and/or her editor) of <em>The Free Lance–Star</em> should be fired.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/03/ellen-blitz-andor-her-editor-of-the-free-lance–star-should-be-fired/) - No ifs, ands, or buts. Consider the opening paragraph (and sub-headline) of this recent story in The Free Lance–Star (get your own link [I refuse to link to that sorry excuse of a newspaper when incompetent morons like Ellen Blitz write the stories]): A former Caroline County deputy and campaign worker for Sheriff Tony Lippa
- [Hey, it was a valid excuse for the Spotsylvania Sheriff's Office.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/22/hey-it-was-a-valid-excuse-for-the-spotsylvania-sheriffs-office/) - Suspended cop: Sex with prostitute wasn't fun, it was work H/t: Matt "threat to democracy" Drudge
- [Those Democrats sure are obsessed with people of Jewish faith.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/21/those-democrats-sure-are-obsessed-with-people-of-jewish-faith/) - In fact, the Democratic National Committee points out that Representative Eric Cantor (R-7th VA) is Jewish five times in a 665 word hit piece on their website: Abramoff said that Cantor would be "the party's most visible liaison to Jewish groups and in my view will be an important liaison to conservatives and religious Christians."
- [Probably the best take on this Cantor situation.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/21/probably-the-best-take-on-this-cantor-situation/) - Check out at the right-winger liberal: DNC stoops to a new low (but everyone seems to miss the reason)
- [UVA football goes off their rocker...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/21/uva-football-goes-off-their-rocker/) - First they schedule their season opener against the USC Trojans (I'm taking bets on how much they get crushed, current odds are the Trojans by 30 points). And now they ban signs at all their games (Charlottesville Daily Progress): The University of Virginia has banned all signs at its athletics events, a move that some
- [I have a question: Who was taking care of the 13-year-old?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/20/i-have-a-question-who-was-taking-care-of-the-13-year-old/) - The Free Lance–Star: A Ruther Glen woman was charged last week with five counts of animal cruelty after her pet dachshunds were found dead and decomposing in kennels at her Caroline County home. [...] [Caroline County Commonwealth's Attorney Tony Spencer] said the dogs were found dead in kennels on Gaylord's Meadows Farm Road property and
- [I find it hard to believe...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/20/i-find-it-hard-to-believe/) - ...that a judge would actually accept this plea deal (New York Post): Durham was sentenced Wednesday to life behind bars with a chance for parole in 30 years after pleading guilty last month to aggravated murder for Adam Calbreath's brutal slaying. Multnomah County, Ore., Judge Eric Bergstrom agreed to the unusual plea deal - which
- [Operation Checkpoint Strike Force](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/18/operation-checkpoint-strike-force/) - Click for the full version kids.
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending August 16, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/18/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-august-16-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On August 5, 2008, Animal Control Deputy S.M. Jessee responded to Ruther Glen for a report of animal cruelty. After further investigation, Jeron L. Morris, 24, of Ruther Glen was charged with Animal Cruelty. He was arrested on August 12, 2008 by Deputy C.M. Hall. Morris was released on
- [Big Brother called; he wants to talk to you.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/18/big-brother-called-he-wants-to-talk-to-you/) - WTOP: Homeland security officials in the Washington area plan to dramatically expand the use of automated license plate readers to prevent possible terrorist attacks. Officials from Maryland, Virginia and the District of Columbia have agreed to install 200 license plate readers on police vehicles, at airports and along roads. The plan announced Friday will be
- [<em>Free Lance–Star</em> columnist: Don't vote for someone based on what they say or do; vote for them because we [the media] say so.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/18/free-lance–star-columnist-dont-vote-for-someone-based-on-what-they-said-or-do-vote-for-them-because-we-the-media-say-so/) - He also said if you don't support Private Obama then you're a racist pig: The Free Lance-Black Hole strikes again! FYI: Obama's a private — specifically an E-1 — now because he said talking about abortion is "above his pay grade".
- [I guess Obama's an E-1.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/17/i-guess-obamas-an-e-1/) - Via The Drudge Report and Matt "threat to democracy" Drudge: Obama says pointed abortion query 'above his pay grade'... He isn't ready to be the Commander-in-Chief of this nation's armed forces, that's for sure.
- [Why I can't watch the news.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/16/why-i-cant-watch-the-news/) - Because there are too many stupid newscasters. Take for example the 9:00 a.m. news on WRC (NBC, Channel 4) out of Washington, D.C. One newscaster (a young black guy; didn't catch the name) was discussing the countries with the highest amount of medals. He stated "for a small country like France" they're doing quite well
- [This whole war in Georgia thing sounds a lot like a certain video game...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/16/this-whole-war-in-georgia-thing-sounds-a-lot-like-a-certain-video-game/) - Specifically Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon, which was released in 2002. Here's a portion of the plot summary from Wikipedia: Ghost Recon puts the player in charge of a fictitious squad of U.S. Special Forces operators from Company D, 1st Battalion, 5th Special Forces Group (5th SFG) stationed at Fort Bragg, NC. Except for the "1st
- [Miss two court dates, get a year in prison.<br /><br />Throw your three-year-old daughter in a pool, refuse to rescue her while she sinks to the bottom, have a beer and kick your one-year-old daughter accross the room while your other daughter goes to the hospital, get a year in prison.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/15/miss-two-court-days-get-a-year-in-prisonthrow-your-three-year-old-daughter-in-a-pool-refuse-to-rescue-her-while-she-sinks-to-the-bottom-have-a-beer-and-kick-your-one-year-old-daughter-accross-the/) - Sounds proportionate to me; what about you guys? To recap: A man who missed two court dates in Stafford County — while he was sitting in jail in Norfolk — received a jury's recommendation to serve a year in prison (link). And now in Spotsylvania County (The Free Lance–Star): A mother who threw her 3-year-old
- ["Which office does he go to to get his reputation back?", Part 2](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/14/which-office-does-he-go-to-to-get-his-reputation-back-part-2/) - A paraphrase of something Ray Donovan, a former United States Secretary of Labor, said after he was acquitted of criminal charges. The title of yesterday's post was a slight misparaphrase. Some good news on this front at least (The Free Lance–Star): The child molestation charges against Spotsylvania County sheriff's Deputy Richard Earnest Lloyd Jr. are
- [The important news out of the Caroline County BOS meeting: Golf carts!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/13/the-important-news-out-of-the-caroline-county-bos-meeting-golf-carts/) - So sayeth The Free Lance–Star: Golf carts possible for Caroline subdivision I guess I have to handle the unimportant news from the meeting: The county is considering spending $4,500,000.00 for a bloody park. That's at least another cent on the tax rate to handle the debt retirement for the project. Meanwhile, there's still no public
- [Praise NAFTA!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/13/praise-nafta/) - That would be the North American Free Trade Agreement. KHOU: “Jose” came to this country 10 years ago, seeking a better life. Now he is headed home. Since he does not have a valid Social Security number and recent government crackdowns, employers who in the past would have hired an undocumented worker are too scared.
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending August 9, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/12/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-august-9-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On August 3, 2008, Deputy M.J. O'Connor responded Ruther Glen for a domestic situation. After further investigation, Darren K. Baker, 41, of Ruther Glen was charged with Domestic Assault. He was released on an unsecured bond and a court date of August 7, 2008 was set. Additionally, Marvin L.
- [Some more thoughts on the <del>sport</del> activity known as rowing.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/11/some-more-thoughts-on-the-sport-activity-known-as-rowing/) - Sums it up pretty well: [googlevideo=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6284787746096187298]
- [Why I'm not watching the Olympics; and why it doesn't have anything to do with the repressive ChiCom regime.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/11/why-im-not-watching-the-olympics-and-why-it-doesnt-have-anything-to-do-with-the-repressive-chicom-regime/) - It's these sports activities. Rowing, for example; how the hell is that a sport? Row, row your boat gently down the steam... And consider this fact: these Olympics are scheduled to be the last Olympics where baseball and softball will be played. Why is that? Would it have anything to do with the fact that
- [Forget about investigating "Big Oil"; you know who we <em>should</em> investigate? Big Corn.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/10/forget-about-investigating-big-oil-you-know-who-we-should-investigate-big-corn/) - From The Corner on National Review Online (they're quoting "Kim Strassel's Wall Street Journal article on the Senate's 'Gang of Ten.'") [emphasis mine throughout]: ... it was probably too much to assume every Republican would work out that their side was winning [the energy] issue. And so, last Friday, in stumbled Sens. Lindsey Graham, John
- [Caroline County Sheriff's Office helps to take down 17 drug dealers in Westmoreland County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/07/caroline-county-sheriffs-office-helps-to-take-down-17-drug-dealers-in-westmoreland-county/) - From The Journal: Seventeen indictments have been issued as a result of a large drug bust in Westmoreland in the Colonial Beach and the Oak Grove areas of the county. It involved 100 officers in a task force which had been in operation for the past four months. That operation which culminated in the arrests,
- [Is "Total Information Awareness" back?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/06/is-total-information-awareness-back/) - Looks like it's time for me to join the conspiracy theorists (CNET): The whopping housing bill that President Bush signed into law last week does far more than merely address the nation's real estate woes. Some sections have raised serious privacy concerns. Tucked in near the end of the Housing and Economic Recovery Act is
- [Another myth about Barack Obama destroyed.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/06/another-myth-about-barack-obama-destroyed/) - International Herald Tribune: In an effort to cast himself as independent of the influence of money on politics, Senator Barack Obama often highlights the campaign contributions of $200 or less that have amounted to fully half of the $340 million he has collected so far. But records show that a third of his record-breaking haul has
- [2-1 odds of heck breaking loose.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/05/2-1-odds-of-heck-breaking-loose/) - By "heck breaking loose", I refer to a certain Supervisor whining and complaining. Press release: Dear Chamber Members, This year, the Chamber has been on the move in many ways ----- next week we'll add another! On August 7, the Caroline Chamber of Commerce will relocate to a new office at 18067 Jefferson Davis Highway
- [Missing Elderly Male Sought](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/04/missing-elderly-male-sought/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: According to Sheriff Tony Lippa, at approximately 6:36 p.m. last night the Caroline County Sheriff's Office was notified of a missing elderly person. The staff at Bowling Green Health Care Center reported that Richard Robertson, a 71 year old white male, had walked away from the facility located at
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending August 2, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/04/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-august-2-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On July 25, 2008, Deputy C.M. Garnett responded to Ruther Glen for a domestic disturbance. After further investigation, Barry B. Briggs, 44, of Ruther Glen was charged with Domestic Assault, Abduction and Prevent Another from Summoning Law Enforcement. Deputy F.L. Brennan arrested Briggs on July 26, 2008. He was
- [5th Annual National Night Out on Tuesday: I think McGuff is going to file an OSHA complaint.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/04/5th-annual-national-night-out-on-tuesday-i-think-mcguff-is-going-to-file-an-osha-complaint/) - PDF: CAROLINE COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE WOULD LIKE TO INVITE THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY OF CAROLINE COUNTY TO OUR 5th ANNUAL NATIONAL NIGHT OUT WHEN: AUGUST 5, 2008 6:00PM TO 8:00PM WHERE: CAROLINE PARKS AND RECREATION PARK (BEHIND CAROLINE HIGH SCHOOL, DEVILS THREE JUMP ROAD) WHY: TO PROMOTE A SAFER COMMUNITY You can come join us in
- [If John McCain keeps this up, he might just win this one.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/04/if-john-mccain-keeps-this-up-he-might-just-win-this-one/) - From a press release: Americans across the country are feeling the effects of high gas prices and our need to expand domestic oil production. John McCain says we need offshore oil drilling and we need it now. Senator Barack Obama has consistently opposed offshore drilling - calling it a "gimmick." Senator Obama's solution to high
- [Is Barack Obama the personification of narcissism?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/04/is-barack-obama-the-personification-of-narcissism/) - The man who would be King: Obama’s section of the plane rivals that of any first class. Recently the front cabin of the Boeing 757 was retrofitted to install four individual chairs that resemble La-Z-Boys. They are free-standing and made of plush leather with pockets on the sides. There is also a booth which seats
- [The people we let into this country [and county].](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/04/the-people-we-let-into-this-country-and-county/) - Palestinian Election Commission Visits Caroline County Registrar's Office: Thursday, July 31, 2008 Caroline County registrar’s office hosted a visit from members of the Palestinian Election Commission. Pictured above (left to right) are Danette Moen, General Registrar, Suhair Dweik, an attorney who serves as the head trainer of the Election Commission, Vladimir Pran, Chief of Party
- [Steven Hatfill exonerated; the <em>real</em> anthrax mailer commits suicide.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/01/steven-hatfill-exonerated-the-real-anthrax-mailer-commits-suicide/) - Los Angeles Times: A top government scientist who helped the FBI analyze samples from the 2001 anthrax attacks has died in Maryland from an apparent suicide, just as the Justice Department was about to file criminal charges against him for the attacks, the Los Angeles Times has learned. Bruce E. Ivins, 62, who for the
- [Nathan Larson (Libertarian nominee for the 1st CD), the free <del>encyclopedia</del> candidate that anyone can edit.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/08/01/nathan-larson-libertarian-nominee-for-the-1st-cd-the-free-encyclopedia-candidate-that-anyone-can-edit/) - Nathan Larson is the Libertarian nominee for the 1st Congressional District. He is (or has been) a "cannabis activist". Translation: He's a pothead, dude. Now, like all enterprising political morons (me included), he created a web site (nathanlarsonforcongress.com). The funny part? The web site uses the same software (MediaWiki) as Wikipedia, which means anyone can
- [James Yerby, Caroline County teacher for 31 years, passes away.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/31/james-yerby-caroline-county-teacher-for-31-years-passes-away/) - The Free Lance–Star: James Nathan Yerby of Richmond passed away unexpectedly on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, as a result of injuries received in an automobile accident in Charles City County. He was raised in a Christian home and joined Macedonia Baptist Church in Heathsville at an early age. He later joined Moore Street Baptist Church
- [Port Royal District Constituent Meetings.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/31/port-royal-district-constituent-meetings/) - PDF: PORT ROYAL DISTRICT COMMUNITY MEETINGS with Supervisor Bobby Popowicz Monday, August 11, 2008 7:00 p.m. Rehoboth United Methodist Church 18580 Partlow Road Beaverdam, VA 23015 Wednesday, August 13, 2008 7:00 p.m. Upper Caroline Volunteer Fire Department 12563 Stonewall Jackson Road Woodford, VA 22580 Thursday, August 28, 2008 7:00 p.m. Port Royal Volunteer Fire Department
- [We need some "change and hope" in leadership at the Caroline County Republican Committee (CCRC).](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/30/we-need-some-change-and-hope-in-leadership-at-the-caroline-county-republican-committee-ccrc/) - The current leadership is, of course, provided by Jeff Sili. If you take a look at the CCRC's website, you would think that George Allen is running for the United States Senate this year based on the picture that is posted on their website (the Republican nominee is of course Jim Gilmore). Of course, the
- [Inappropriately funny item of the day.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/30/inappropriately-funny-item-of-the-day/) - Condom maker seeks endorsement deal with Miley Cyrus H/t: The Superficial (NSFW)
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending July 26, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/30/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-july-26-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: On July 24, 2008, Deputy J.K Miller and Investigator M.M. Ellett conducted a follow-up investigation of a destruction of property, which occurred on October 17, 2007 in Ruther Glen. After investigating, Lloyd W. Thompkins, Jr., 22, of Ruther Glen was charged with Breaking and Entering and Destruction of Property.
- [One year anniversary of the creation of this "hate blog".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/28/one-year-anniversary-of-the-creation-of-this-hate-blog/) - To quote a relative of a certain local politician. And actually, it's a year and 13 days since I forgot the anniversary. And if you guys and/or gals thought the writing is horrible now, you should read some of the old posts from last year.
- [Murder a newborn, get 8 months in prison.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/25/murder-a-newborn-get-8-months-in-prison/) - Sounds reasonable, right?: An Anne Arundel County judge has released a 19-year-old woman who served eight months in a juvenile detention facility for the death of her newborn baby. The judge ruled the woman had been rehabilitated and the woman was released to her father's custody. The woman had been sentenced last December to stay
- [No need for another bullet; POS manages to accomplish one thing in his life.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/24/no-need-for-another-bullet-pos-manages-to-accomplish-one-thing-in-his-life/) - The Washington Post: A man suspected of raping at least nine women in Prince George's County, many of whom he met through the popular Web site Craigslist, died after shooting himself in the head yesterday while barricaded inside a Hyattsville apartment building, Prince George's police said.
- [I say give the guy another bullet.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/24/i-say-give-the-guy-another-bullet/) - WTOP: Prince George's County police say a Suitland man suspected of raping at least nine women shot himself in the head yesterday while barricaded inside a Hyattsville apartment building. Police say 33-year-old Mark Antonio Humphries shot himself Wednesday and was taken to a hospital, where he was listed in critical condition. They say Humphries visited
- [NBC4 should check their dateline before they publish a story.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/24/nbc4-should-check-their-dateline-before-they-publish-a-story/) - NBC4: CAROLINE COUNTY, Va. -- Maryland State Police are investigating the death of a man who died while police were preparing to take him for an emergency evaluation. The man is identified as Raymond H. Bartles, Jr., 43, whose last known address was in Woodbridge, Va. Bartles was pronounced dead Wednesday afternoon at the Easton
- [Three judges I would support for the Supreme Court.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/23/three-judges-i-would-support-for-the-supreme-court/) - NBC4: Three Frederick County judges have doubled a man's sentence for sexually abusing two young girls after he asked the judges to reduce his sentence. Donald Fox, 62, asked Judges Edward Dwyer, Julie Solt and Theresa Adams to reduce his 40-year sentence Tuesday. But within 20 minutes, the three judges came back and decided to
- [Correction: POS not eligible for the death penalty.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/18/correction-pos-not-eglibible-for-the-death-penalty/) - I posted previously about the POS, Vincent Puglisi, who was sentenced to life in prison for the murder of the coauthor of "Curious George", Alan Shalleck. Shalleck suffered "83 blunt force injuries and more than three dozen stab wounds" in the attack that killed him. Well, according to the trial court, Puglisi wasn't eligible for
- [No, Keith, the issue is that you lied repeatedly.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/18/no-keith-the-issue-is-that-you-lied-repeatedly/) - The Free Lance–Star: When 1st District congressional candidate Keith Hummel said three weeks ago he was suspending his campaign, local Democrats hoped he could exit the race quietly and they could find a new candidate. But since then, Hummel has not taken steps to withdraw formally from the race. Frustrated, Fredericksburg Democrats have passed a
- [Climate change on Jupiter? Impossible!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/17/climate-change-on-jupiter-impossible/) - But Bush and Cheney aren't there drilling for oil and drive SUVs all around the plant! AP: Jupiter's third spot may not be around for long. Images taken by the Hubble Space Telescope show the third spot, the smallest of the three, recently passed under the Great Red Spot and now is a pale version
- [The idiots the media hires as talking heads.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/16/the-idiots-the-media-hires-as-talking-heads/) - I was watching the 3 a.m. news that either ABC or CBS was running on Tuesday morning (the 15th), when they had some female talking head talking about the recent request by the prosecutor at the International Criminal Court for an arrest warrant for Omar al-Bashir, the President of Sudan, for war crimes committed during
- [The AP should be tried for treason and/or murder.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/15/the-ap-should-be-tried-for-treason-andor-murder/) - At The Jawa Report: AP photographer Rahmatullah Naikzad was a witness to a Taliban murder. The two women were alleged to have been prostitutes who served Western clientèle. [...] This page from the AP seems to suggest that Rahmatullah Naikzad also took a snuff video of the two women being murdered. [UPDATE: Yes, he did.
- [Pardon the following pop culture post.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/13/pardon-the-following-pop-culture-post/) - On television, now that the writer's strike is over, the good television shows (that means no Grey's Anatomy, guys) will be back on. Of course, with the possibly of an actors strike, who knows. But anyway, my shows to watch: Stargate Atlantis's fifth season has already started on SCI FI (first episode was on July
- [At least he didn't rob and kill three people.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/09/at-least-he-didnt-rob-and-kill-three-people/) - Some New Orleans paper: With minutes left in the last shift of his 35-year New Orleans police career, Sgt. Bobby Guidry received a call from a supervisor telling him he had been suspended for wearing the wrong uniform shirt, the veteran officer said. The Police Department confirmed the censure Tuesday, though it quibbled with the
- [<em>Adrian Fenty, Cathy Lanier, Interim AG Peter Nickles Resignation Watch</em>, Day 27, Part 2: Adrian Fenty must have failed reading class in school.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/07/adrian-fenty-cathy-lanier-interim-ag-peter-nickles-resignation-watch-day-27-part-2-adrian-fenty-must-have-failed-reading-class-in-school/) - At Michelle Malkin's blog: DC mayor still unclear on the concept explained in Heller
- [<em>Adrian Fenty, Cathy Lanier, Interim AG Peter Nickles Resignation Watch</em>, Day 27: 36,000 registered handguns unaccounted for.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/07/adrian-fenty-cathy-lanier-interim-ag-peter-nickles-resignation-watch-day-27-36000-unregistered-handguns-unaccounted-for/) - WTOP: As the District prepares to begin accepting applications for handgun permits, police are having a tough time finding tens of thousands of guns already registered in the city. About 41,000 handguns are registered in D.C., but more than 36,000 of those guns are owned by residents who registered prior to the 1976 ban. On
- [<em>The Free Lance–Star</em> doesn't know jack about regional government and their taxes...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/07/the-free-lance–star-doesnt-know-jack-about-regional-government-and-their-taxes/) - ...and D. J. McGuire rips them for it.
- [Add Pamela Gould (and/or her editor) to the list of people that should be fired at <em>The Free Lance–Dog Trainer</em>.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/07/add-pamela-gould-andor-her-editor-to-the-list-of-people-that-should-be-fired-at-the-free-lance–dog-trainer/) - She joins the distinguished list that includes reporters Ellen Blitz, Jeff Branscome, Frank Delano, Keith Epps, Robin Knepper, and editors Dick Hammerstrom, Laura Hutchison, Phil Jenkins. From an article written by Pamela Gould about the abduction, robbery, and presumptive murder of Yong Hui Zhang*: An online check of court records by The Free Lance-Star turned
- [Stafford BOS manages to please absolutely no one.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/06/stafford-bos-manages-to-please-absolutely-no-one/) - Which is always a politician's goal, right? :) The Stafford BOS voted to impose a Business and Professional Occupancy License (BPOL) tax starting in January 2010. Well, from the right side of the aisle, here's what D. J. McGuire had to say about it at The right-wing liberal: Indeed it is, and there is hardly
- [Manhunt continues for man charged in the abduction of Fredericksburg delivery driver.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/05/manhunt-continues-for-man-charged-in-the-abduction-of-fredericksburg-delivery-driver/) - NBC 4: Police in Fredericksburg have identified a man they allege is behind the abduction and robbery of a missing Chinese food deliveryman. Investigators on Saturday obtained warrants charging Jermaine Montgomery, 34, with abduction, conspiracy to commit abduction, carjacking, conspiracy to commit carjacking, credit card theft and conspiracy to commit credit card theft, according to
- [Thoughts on gun control on Independence Day:](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/04/thoughts-on-gun-control-on-independence-day/) - A 16-year-old boy who was gun downed by a gang of up to six youths pleaded for his mother and said "I don't want to die" as he bled to death, a witness said today. Shakilus Townsend became the latest victim of Washington, D.C.'s gun crime epidemic, the 33rd teenager murdered in D.C. this year
- [Medal of Honor recipients on Independence Day.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/05/medal-of-honor-recipients-on-independence-day/) - The Jawa Report has posted the video from Black Hawk Down with the scene of where Master Sergeant Gary Gordon and Sergeant First Class Randy Shughart volunteered to be sent in — alone — to secure the location of a crashed helicopter and any surviving crew members. Here is Gordon's Medal of Honor citation: Rank
- [Police Release Photo of Possible Suspect in Fredericksburg Abduction](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/05/police-release-photo-of-possible-suspect-in-fredericksburg-abduction/) - At MyFox DC: Police Release Photo of Possible Suspect in Abduction
- [Violent abduction in Fredericksburg; areas of Caroline County searched.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/04/violent-abduction-in-fredericksburg-areas-of-caroline-county-searched/) - NBC4: Police are investigating what appears to be a violent abduction in Fredericksburg. Investigators said Yong Hui Zhang left his parents' China Express restaurant on Jefferson Davis Highway at about 9:20 p.m. Thursday to make three deliveries. When he didn't return by closing time, his relatives contacted police. Officers checked one of the delivery sites
- [Proof that Ellen Blitz is an incompetent reporter: <em>The Free Lance–Dog Trainer</em> makes changes to their story.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/03/proof-that-ellen-blitz-is-an-incompetent-reporter-the-free-lance–dog-trainer-makes-changes-to-their-story/) - They added this tidbit (get your own link): [Clyde Charles Davenport] was hired in 1988 by then-Sheriff O.J. Moore and left the force in 1997, when Homer Johnson was sheriff. They have also disabled comments on the story: Thou shalt not criticize The Free Lance–Dog Trainer. Here are the screenshots for proof (click to enlarge):
- [To <em>The Examiner</em>: What the heck is this line supposed to mean?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/03/to-the-examiner-what-the-heck-is-this-line-supposed-to-mean/) - This is a paragraph of a story by The Examiner about the investigation of the death of Ronnie L. White, a 19 year-old black man, who was found dead in his jail cell after being charged with murder for the death of Corporal Richard Findley, a 39 year-old white police officer (link). There were seven
- [Rep. Rob Wittman (R-1st, VA): House Armed Services Committee holds "top secret briefing" on bombing Iran.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/01/rep-rob-wittman-r-1st-va-house-armed-services-committee-holds-top-secret-briefing-on-bombing-iran/) - From one of his weekly update things: The full House Armed Services Committee also received a top secret briefing on Iran. As many of you know, Iran is continuing to pursue nuclear development in the face of global opposition and is also engaged in activities to destabilize the Middle East. While the specifics of the
- [Actor Don S. Davis passes away at the age of 65.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/07/01/actor-don-s-davis-passes-away-at-the-age-of-65/) - GateWorld reports. Probably best known for his work in the science fiction genre with a starring role for seven seasons on Stargate SG-1. God I loved that show. He also appeared on Twin Peaks (before my time), and a couple episodes of The X-Files as Scully's father. RIP.
- [It's official: Israel is doomed.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/30/its-official-israel-is-doomed/) - Israel released several prisoners for the bodies of two dead soldiers. One of the prisoners was Samir Kuntar (LGF): For Hezbollah, the centerpiece is Samir Kuntar, a Lebanese convicted by an Israeli court in a 1979 attack that ended in the deaths of three members of an Israeli family. Kuntar, then 16, shot and killed
- [Proof that Duke University football sucks.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/28/proof-that-duke-university-football-sucks/) - They admitted it — in court! ESPN: A Kentucky judge has confirmed what Duke fans have known for years: their football team is as bad as it gets. Bad enough that Louisville should have to find another football team to replace the Blue Devils without penalty after Duke pulled out of the final three games
- [Make sure you investigate Tom Clancy for the September 11th attacks.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/27/make-sure-you-investigate-tom-clancy-for-the-september-11th-attacks/) - $5.8 million for scientist in anthrax lawsuit H/t: Matt "threat to democracy" Drudge.
- [Obama: Fry that child raping son of a b****.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/25/obama-fry-that-child-raping-son-of-a-b/) - My words, not his: Obama disagrees with high court on child rape case.
- [How does this POS <em>not</em> deseve the death penalty?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/25/how-does-this-pos-not-deseve-the-death-penalty/) - Michelle Malkin: "What the child rapist, saved today by Supreme Court liberals, did to his 8-year-old stepdaughter". Read with caution.
- [Moral panic everywhere.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/24/moral-panic-everywhere/) - The Boston Globe stated the following in an op-ed, "SOCIOLOGISTS USE the term 'moral panic' to describe a sudden episode of hysterical behavior set off by exaggerated threats and fueled by endlessly reiterated stories of dangerous behavior." (Wolfe, Alan. "This panic won't create air safety". Aug. 23, 2006.) For past examples, see the hysteria regarding
- [How about you guys build something now?: Haymount gets new partner!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/22/how-about-you-guys-build-something-now-haymount-gets-new-partner/) - The Free Lance–Star: The developer of the largest planned subdivision in Caroline County is getting a new investment partner based in Florida. John Clark, who wants to build 4,000 homes in the Haymount subdivision, is teaming with Avanti Properties Group to keep his residential, commercial and retail plans on track. County land records show that
- [Oh, this is great: New Caroline County superintendent to continue getting paid/working for Wise County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/21/oh-this-is-great-new-caroline-county-superintendent-to-continue-getting-paidworking-for-wise-county/) - The Free Lance–Star: [Gregory] Killough, 48, takes over as Caroline school superintendent July 1. He replaces Stanley Jones, who is retiring at the end of the month after six years in the post. Killough is currently superintendent in Wise County in Southwest Virginia, but says he's familiar with the Fredericksburg area. And he will keep
- [Hey, more insanity from WUSA9!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/20/hey-more-insanity-from-wusa9/) - Anyone care to guess the original headline for this story was?: FAIRFAX, Va. (WUSA) -- Fairfax County Police Officers who take their unmarked cruisers home are going to have to live within 30 miles of Fairfax County under a new department policy now in effect. Police officials say the vast majority of department commanders, investigators,
- [Why Barack Obama shouldn't be President: Make sure you read Osama bin Laden his Miranda rights!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/20/why-barack-obama-shouldnt-be-president-make-sure-you-read-osama-bin-laden-his-miranda-rights/) - Read every line of this stupidty from The Examiner: Barack Obama’s foreign policy advisers said Tuesday that Osama bin Laden, if captured, should be allowed to appeal his case to U.S. civilian courts, a privilege opposed by John McCain. Responding to questions from The Examiner, Sen. John Kerry and former White House counterterrorism czar Richard
- [Update: Nice try: <em>The Free Lance–Star</em> attempts to remove their jokes about sexual battery.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/17/update-nice-trythe-free-lance–star-attempts-to-remove-their-jokes-about-sexual-battery/) - They have since changed the headline of the story that appears on the front page of fredericksburg.com and have removed the picture of a roll of toilet paper that appeared in the original. Link to the new story with the headline "Man squeezed more than Charmin in local grocery store, police say" and without the
- [Perhaps the greatest line ever on a blog: "Sadly, their Habeas Corpus petition was dismissed because there were too many pieces of the corpus missing."](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/18/perhaps-the-greatest-line-ever-on-a-blog-sadly-their-habeas-corpus-petition-was-dismissed-because-there-were-too-many-pieces-of-the-corpus-missing/) - 8 Terrorists Killed By Lack Of Due Process And A Combination Of One Hellfire Missile And Many, Many 30MM Rounds
- [Uh, guys, that isn't a Black Hawk helicopter.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/17/uh-guys-that-isnt-a-black-hawk-helicopter/) - The Rocky Mountain News: Black Hawk helicopters buzzed downtown Denver and other neighborhoods Monday evening in a training exercise to prepare for a possible terrorist attack. The photo accompanying the story (click for a bigger version): Uh, guys, that's a MH-6 Little Bird which is less than two-tenths of the size (by weight, empty) of
- [Stay classy, <em>Free–Lance</em>, stay classy: <em>The Free Lance–Star</em> makes jokes repeatedly about sexual battery.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/17/stay-classy-free–lance-stay-classy-the-free-lance–star-jokes-repeatedly-about-sexual-battery/) - The Free Lance–Star: A Stafford County man was squeezing more than Charmin Friday in a North Stafford grocery store, police said. Sheriff's Maj. David Decatur said the suspect, 51-year-old Kenneth Law-rence Green, is accused of grabbing at least two women's buttocks in the Shopper's Food Warehouse in Stafford Marketplace. [...] According to Decatur, the assaults
- [Disturbing on so many levels.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/16/disturbing-on-so-many-levels/) - Read at your discretion: Police: Officer kills man who beat child to death
- [Most racist photo accompanying a news story, ever? Plus some support for terrorist groups.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/16/most-racist-photo-accompanying-a-news-story-ever-plus-some-support-for-terrorist-groups/) - A "staff illustration" from the Culpeper Star-Exponent in a story with the title "Law-enforcement officers understand, accept job hazards": Wow, a black guy with his arms crossed and his hat cocked to one side. Not playing to a person's stereotypes there, that's for sure. And there's the support for terrorist groups (from the same story):
- [From <em>The Guardian</em> in the UK: Jews responsible for RFK assassination.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/16/from-the-guardian-in-the-uk-jews-responsible-for-rfk-assassination/) - Yeah, Sirhan Sirhan was a Palestinian that targeted Robert F. Kennedy because of his support for his Israel, but I guess he had no responsibility for his crime. Who does nowadays? The Guardian: As a young refugee, Sirhan attended a school where teachers exhorted students to struggle for Palestinian rights. Later his family moved to
- [Haymount sells property to...Haymount?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/15/haymount-sells-property-tohaymount/) - Caroline County May Real Estate Transactions (The Free Lance–Star, 2008-06-14, p. F3): Haymount Limited Partnership to Haymount (Fredericksburg) ASLT, deed book 962, page 985, $21,500,000. Haymount Limited Partnership was the company that had been planning on building on 1,808 acres in Rappahannock Academy since about 1991 or so. One of their backers (Miller Company I
- [<em>Adrian Fenty, Cathy Lanier, Interim AG Peter Nickles Resignation Watch</em>, Day 5: I kid you not: Four teens stabbed at NE "peace" festival.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/15/adrian-fenty-cathy-lanier-interim-ag-peter-nickles-resignation-watch-day-5-i-kid-you-not-four-teens-stabbed-at-ne-peace-festival/) - Well, at least no one was shot! The Washington Post: Four teenagers, all female, were stabbed in a Northeast Washington neighborhood yesterday shortly after the close of activities there promoting "Peace in the Streets." The teenagers, who range in age from 15 to 18, suffered wounds that were not believed life-threatening. The incident occurred about
- [<em>Adrian Fenty, Cathy Lanier, Interim AG Peter Nickles Resignation Watch</em>, Day 3: Quagmire: Unconstitutional checkpoints in Trinidad neighborhood suspended after eight shootings in the Green Zone.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/13/adrian-fenty-cathy-lanier-interim-ag-peter-nickles-resignation-watch-day-3-quagmire-unconstitutional-checkpoints-in-trinidad-neighborhood-suspended-after-eight-shootings-in-the-green-zone/) - The Washington Post: D.C. Police Chief Cathy L. Lanier yesterday suspended the checkpoint program that screened people driving into the troubled Trinidad neighborhood, acting after a night that left eight people shot at six locations elsewhere in the city. Officials have not ruled out setting up checkpoints in Trinidad and other areas in the future,
- [<em>Adrian Fenty, Cathy Lanier, Interim AG Peter Nickles Resignation Watch</em>, Day 2. ](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/12/adrian-fenty-cathy-lanier-interim-ag-peter-nickles-resignation-watch-day-2/) - The Examiner reports that Fenty and Lanier will continue their unconstitutional military-style checkpoints for the time being. Meanwhile outside the "Red Zone" (the Trinidad neighborhood), in what I would guess you would call the "Green Zone", at least eight people were shot and wounded (luckily, no fatalities), including a 12 year-old boy and a 19
- [What is Channel 9 (WUSA9) news smoking?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/12/what-is-channel-9-wusa9-news-smoking/) - Tuesday night, at around 7 p.m., the talking head on the local news stated the Democratic and Republican primary results would be coming in soon. In the 10th Congressional District, Judy Feder was running for the Democratic nomination while Frank Wolf, the incumbent, was running for the Republican nomination. The talking head stated something similar
- [Asinine prosecuting in Stafford County: Guy gets more time for a failure to appear (when he was in jail in another jurisdiction) than for four theft related charges.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/11/asinine-prosecuting-in-stafford-county-guy-gets-more-time-for-a-failure-to-appear-when-he-was-in-jail-in-another-jurisdiction-than-for-four-theft-related-charges/) - Read every sentence twice to fully understand this stupidty. From The Free Lance–Star: Marcus Duane Simms thought he had a valid reason for not showing up in Stafford Circuit Court twice in January. He was in jail in Norfolk. Unfortunately for Simms, a Stafford County jury--and state law--disagreed. This jury, in this case, is completely
- [Two Murder Suspects Arrested](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/11/two-murder-suspects-arrested/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office: Two suspects have been arrested following extensive investigative efforts by the Caroline County Sheriff's Office. Following the investigation of a homicide, which occurred on May 7, 2007 on New Baltimore Road, Deon Alexander Terrell, 19 of Dawn and Lashawn Montque Monroe, 23 of Ruther Glen were arrested on June
- [<em>Adrian Fenty, Cathy Lanier, Interim AG Peter Nickles Resignation Watch</em>, Day 1: Neighborhood checkpoints previously ruled unconstitutional.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/11/adrian-fenty-cathy-lanier-interim-ag-peter-nickles-resignation-watch-day-1-neighborhood-checkpoints-previously-ruled-unconstitutional/) - Subtitle: "Constitutional rights? What are those? ...Seriously?" I could also count up the number of days from about at least nine months ago but I'm too lazy. From my new favorite source of news, The Examiner: Nearly two decades before Mayor Adrian Fenty’s attempt to quarantine dangerous neighborhoods, D.C.’s appellate court said no way to
- [Lashawn Montque Monroe charged with capital murder.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/10/lashawn-montque-monroe-charged-with-capital-murder/) - The Free Lance–Star: Two of the Caroline County men charged with killing a 16-year-old boy last year at a birthday party are now accused of a second slaying. The Caroline County Sheriff’s Office charged Lashawn Montque Monroe, 23, with capital murder last night, and Deon Alexander Terrell, 19, with first degree murder, said Caroline County
- [Lanier shouldn't be a janitor in a police department, much less the police chief.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/10/lanier-shouldnt-be-a-janitor-in-a-police-department-much-less-the-police-chief/) - "We need a exit strategy!" The WaPo: D.C. police stepped up efforts last night to curb violence in the hard-pressed Trinidad neighborhood of Northeast Washington, choking off access to several streets there to force drivers to pass through the new anti-crime checkpoint, Chief Cathy L. Lanier said. The Montello Avenue checkpoint, where police demanded that
- [Why is Pat Buchanan still a legitimate pundit?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/09/why-is-pat-buchanan-still-a-legitimate-pundit/) - The guy is a complete and utter loon. Huffington Post: CNN's Wolf Blitzer entered the Situation Room to talk about a provocatively written book with its author. Not Scott McClellan! No, no. Pat Buchanan! Buchanan's new book, Churchill, Hitler and the Unnecessary War: How Britain Lost Its Empire and the West Lost the World is
- [It's time for a <del>book</del> video game/CD burning!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/09/its-time-for-a-book-video-gamecd-burning/) - The Daily Press: The 42-year-old pastor of Abyssinia Baptist Church, at 3001 Wickham Ave., in the heart of the troubled Southeast Community, met last year's surge in shootings with prayer marches, anti-violence rallies and alternative programs to help young people find jobs. But he believes there is a place for burning, too, especially if the
- [My condolences: Fredericksburg police officer Todd Bahr killed in the line of duty.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/07/my-condolences-fredericksburg-police-officer-todd-bahr-killed-in-the-line-of-duty/) - The Free Lance–Star: A Fredericksburg police officer and a suspect were killed late last night in a shot-filled incident fueled by the suspect’s apparent obsession with a former girlfriend. Officer Todd Bahr, 40, a member of the city force for just under two years, was killed by a single gunshot wound to the head, city
- [It's time to pull out of <del>Iraq</del> Washington, D.C.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/06/its-time-to-pull-out-of-iraq-washington-dc/) - AP: Starting Saturday night, officers will check drivers' ID and turn away any who don't have a "legitimate purpose" in the area - a plan that has drawn swift criticism from civil liberties groups. "The Constitution and the Bill of Rights should not become the next victim of the street violence," said Johnny Barnes, executive
- [Hey, at least they aren't paying for, and going to, the funeral of some POS that shot at two police officers.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/06/05/hey-at-least-they-arent-paying-for-and-going-to-the-funeral-of-some-pos-that-shot-at-two-police-officers/) - The Washington Post: D.C. Police Chief Cathy L. Lanier announced a military-style checkpoint yesterday to stop cars this weekend in a Northeast Washington neighborhood inundated by gun violence, saying it will help keep criminals out of the area. Starting on Saturday, officers will check drivers' identification and ask whether they have a "legitimate purpose" to
- [What the heck?: When did D.C. become Somalia?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/31/what-the-heck-when-did-dc-become-somalia/) - Well, D.C. already has the necessary amount of violence, but from WTOP: Nearly three dozen people have been arrested in a raid involving a leafy drug called khat (COT). Police say on Friday night they seized about 30 pounds of khat at a site on 7th Street in northwest Washington. Authorities say small bags of
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending May 24, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/28/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-may-24-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending May 24, 2008: On May 16, 2008, Deputy C. M. Polliard received a tip about the location of some stolen property. After investigating, Michael D. Gilbert, 53 and Linda W. Murphy, 65, both of Woodford were charged with possession of stolen property.
- [Something for Memorial Day: Remains of Maryland airman returned to family.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/27/something-for-memorial-day-remains-of-maryland-airman-returned-to-family/) - NBC4: The remains of a Maryland airman missing in action during the Vietnam War will be returned to his family for burial, the Department of Defense announced Tuesday. Air Force Senior Master Sgt. James K. Caniford, of Brunswick, will be buried May 28 at Arlington National Cemetery. Caniford and 13 other men were aboard an
- [Rob Wittman (R) to give Americans' jobs to unskilled aliens at the behest of businesses.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/26/rob-wittman-r-to-give-americans-jobs-to-unskilled-aliens-at-the-behest-of-businesses/) - From a press release: Congressman Robert J. Wittman (VA-01) today announced that the Department of Labor recently issued new rules and regulations to reform the current process that applies to temporary worker visas. The rules will improve the current system and make it easier for business to hire the employees they need. The action comes
- [Forget about prosecuting terrorists, drug dealers, and murderers; get those pornographers!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/26/forget-about-prosecuting-terrorists-drug-dealers-and-murderers-get-those-pornographers/) - Of course, the first three are not mutually exclusive. The crap that The Free Lance–Star publishes in their opinion space: Imagine that 19 pro-family and pro-decency groups such as the Family Research Council, Concerned Women for America, and Focus on the Family called a press conference to criticize the Bush administration. Wouldn't every network, news
- [Get the stones, torches, and pitchforks: We're going to run those Mormons (and others) out of town!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/25/get-the-stones-torches-and-pitchforks-were-going-to-run-those-mormons-and-others-out-of-town/) - The WaPo: If 16th Street is famous for leading straight to the White House, it is also God's Boulevard, with at least 45 congregations lining the seven-mile stretch between Lafayette Square and Silver Spring. But love thy neighbor? Not this time. The Mormon church's plan to build another house of worship, one with a steeple-topped
- [Not letting someone get away with murder.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/23/not-letting-someone-get-away-with-murder/) - The Press of Atlantic City: An Atlantic County man whose daughter has been missing for more than 13 years is recovering from the shock that her alleged killer was arrested in Virginia on Friday. "You have no idea what a feeling this is," said Joseph Marto, of Somers Point, speaking on his cell phone as
- [Not guilty plea in 13 year-old cold case.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/22/not-guilty-plea-in-13-year-old-cold-case/) - Press of Atlantic City: A Virginia man pleaded not guilty Wednesday to murder charges in connection with a 13-year-old cold case involving a woman who grew up in Atlantic City.Virginia State Police arrested Lawrence Gaudenzi, 44, of Timberville, Va., on Friday and charged him with the murder of his ex-wife, Lisa Gaudenzi, who went missing
- [County to contribute $1,200,000 to school system.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/21/county-to-contribute-1200000-to-school-system/) - The Board of Supervisors agreed last night to contribute $1,200,000 in local funding to the school system. $600,000 will come from the general fund. The other $400,000 will be sent back to the schools from the school's unencumbered balance (i.e., money that is left over from this closing fiscal year that would go back to
- [And they [the Caroline BOS] have a Plan — oh wait, no they don't.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/20/and-they-the-caroline-bos-have-a-plan-—-oh-wait-no-they-dont/) - (Pardon the vague reference to Battlestar Galactica.) To recap: Caroline County has requested and received $490,000 from the federal government in the form of a FY08 earmark for a "commuter rail station" (Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2008; p. 2465).* Caroline County has received $100,000 from the Virginia Department of Rail and Public Transportation in the form
- [More Alleged Drug Dealers Arrested](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/19/more-alleged-drug-dealers-arrested/) - On May 15, 2008, the Caroline County Sheriff's Office SERT (Sheriff's Emergency Response Team) Team deputies executed a search warrant at the Ruther Glen, Howard Johnson's Hotel. The investigation continued which led the Caroline County Sheriff's Office Deputies and Investigators to a second hotel. As a result, multiple arrests were made. According to Sheriff A.
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending May 17, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/19/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-may-17-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending May 17, 2008: On May 10, 2008, Deputy C. S. Wooldridge responded to an assault call at a business in Ladysmith. After investigating, Jesus R. Rodriguez, 55, of Providence, RI was charged with domestic assault. He was ordered held under a $2500
- [And Huck Finn is a poor attempt at a politican.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/17/and-huck-finn-is-a-poor-attempt-at-a-politican/) - WUSA9: His words come just one day after an impromptu joke during a speech he delivered at a National Rifle Association convention put him in an uncomfortable political spotlight. Huckabee was distracted in the middle of the speech by an offstage thump. He interrupted his sentence to respond with a joke: "That was Barack Obama,"
- [Am I the only one that thinks this smells fishy?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/18/am-i-the-only-one-that-thinks-this-smells-fishy/) - On December 10, 2007, The Free Lance–Star reported that Caroline County had received a $100,000 grant (hey, I found more money for a full-time Commonwealth's Attorney!) from the Virginia Department of Transportation to "study building a passenger rail station in the Carmel Church area". Further, The Free Lance–Star reported: To join Virginia Railway Express, Caroline
- [Watch as VRE and its 2% gas tax increase sneak in the back door.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/02/watch-as-vre-and-its-2-gas-tax-increase-sneak-in-the-back-door/) - Oh, look, there it goes. I dun warn you all 'bout this already. On December 10, 2007, The Free Lance–Star reported that Caroline County had received a $100,000 grant from the Virginia Department of Transportation "to study building a passenger rail station in the Carmel Church area." In the story, a VRE spokesman said the
- [The Huckster opens his mouth, removes any doubt of his stupidity.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/16/the-huckster-opens-his-mouth-removes-any-doubt-of-his-stupidity/) - AP: Republican Mike Huckabee responded to an offstage noise during his speech to the National Rifle Association by suggesting it was Barack Obama diving to the floor because someone had aimed a gun at him. Hearing a loud noise and interrupting his speech, Huckabee said: "That was Barack Obama. He just tripped off a chair.
- [How considerate: Moron politicians cause eight mile backups on the Inner Loop.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/16/how-considerate-moron-politicians-cause-eight-mile-backups-on-the-inner-loop/) - Everyone needs a good photo op: WTOP: The Woodrow Wilson Bridge -- the expansion of which has been touted as a major improvement along Interstate 95 -- was to blame for huge delays on the day the bridge's second span was dedicated. Preparation for the event began early Thursday, and caused drivers to slow down
- [Somewhat funny: Peumansend Creek Regional Jail highway sign defaced with "0420"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/14/somewhat-funny-peumansend-creek-regional-jail-highway-sign-defaced-with-0420/) - In no way am I promoting vandalism and/or graffiti. Poor quality cell phone picture with a 3x computer enlargement: Full picture can be seen here. 420 means (Phish.net): 420 is a favorite number for a variety of reasons, but colloquially the number says pot -- "let's smoke pot", or "someone's smoking pot", or "gee, i
- [Profiles in Hypocrisy: John Sidney McCain](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/14/profiles-in-hypocrisy-john-sidney-mccain/) - From one his oh-so-torturing email alerts: One of these challenges is global climate change. Whether we call it "climate change" or "global warming," in the end we're all left with the same set of facts. Good stewardship, prudence and simple common sense demand that we act to meet the challenge and act quickly. And if
- [And they say that kids don't know the value of a dollar.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/14/and-they-say-that-kids-dont-know-the-value-of-a-dollar/) - The Washington Post: Montgomery County police said today they expect to make more arrests in a bust involving three pounds of marijuana and students at Walt Whitman High School in Bethesda, Winston Churchill High School in Potomac and Woodrow Wilson High School in Northwest Washington. Investigators believe that several students pooled money to buy an
- [Don't forget the tax raising hypocrites on transportation!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/12/dont-forget-the-tax-raising-hypocrites-on-transportation/) - The Shad Plank reports: For all the talk Monday over Gov. Timothy M. Kaine's transportation plan version 3.1, the most telling exchange may have occured between Del. Morgan Griffith and Del. Kirk Cox, two of the most influential voices in the House Republican Caucus. After the pair criticized Kaine's plan to levy sales taxes in
- [Everyone (e.g., Tim Kaine, Bill Bolling, Bill Howell, et al.) wants to raise your taxes.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/12/everyone-eg-tim-kaine-bill-bolling-bill-howell-et-al-wants-to-raise-your-taxes/) - First, Tim Kaine's master plan (via WTOP): Kaine proposed increasing the titling tax from 3 percent to 4 percent and boosting the registration fee by $10. The governor released details of his plan at a state Capitol news conference Monday. The governor also proposed increasing the state sales tax by a penny in traffic-clogged northern
- [It can always get worse: Mike Huckabee at top of McCain's short list for a running mate.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/12/it-can-always-get-worst-mike-huckabee-at-top-of-mccains-short-list-for-a-running-mate/) - U.S. News & World Report: Mike Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas and defeated contender for the GOP presidential nomination, is currently at the top of John McCain's short list for a running mate. At least that's the word from a top McCain fundraiser and longtime Republican moneyman who has spoken to McCain's inner circle.
- [New Caroline BOS motto: "We don't need no stinkin' openness in government!"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/10/new-caroline-bos-motto-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-openness-in-government/) - Also considered: "There's nothing wrong with planning budget cuts behind closed doors!" The first one never gets old, by the way. At the January 8, 2008 Board of Supervisors meeting several subcommittees were created by Floyd Thomas to handle certain issues (2008-01-08 BOS Minutes): 3. APPOINTMENTS Chairman Thomas stated that he wanted to take the
- [<i>The Free Lance–Star</i> offers free editing assistance to <i>I'm Surrounded By Idiots</i>.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/08/the-free-lance–star-offers-free-editing-assistance-to-im-surrounded-by-idiots/) - The following comment was left on my post "It’s official: Stafford County is ran by morons.": Interested reader Says: Speaking of morons, I think you mean “run by.” Tis true, I stand corrected. However, check out the IP used to leave the comment: 63.169.19.222 63.169.19.222 goes back to "Free Lance-Star" (service provided by SPRINTLINK). That's
- [It's official: Stafford County is ran by morons.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/07/its-official-stafford-county-is-ran-by-morons/) - The Free Lance–Star: A group studying illegal immigration in Stafford County suggests Stafford seek the right to sanction businesses that hire undocumented workers, and to deny illegal immigrants a public education and emergency medical services. My Lord, where to being? A) Wow, that's compassionate. B) So, will this be the county's response to someone having
- [May 7, 2008 Caroline County news roundup](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/07/may-7-2008-caroline-county-news-roundup/) - The Free Lance–Star: Four winners in the Bowling Green Town Council election--Daniel Webb, Glenn McDearmon, Jason Satterwhite and Otis Wright--will be the first to serve four-year terms on the body. That's because winning candidates with the four highest vote totals for the council will serve four-year, rather than two-year terms after yesterday's election. [...] The
- [Caroline County election results in.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/06/caroline-county-election-results-in/) - Bowling Green: Mayor: David W. Storke 177 100% * *Will serve a four-year term. Town Council: Eric V. Hinson 117 10.55% † Bobby J. Ketterman, Sr. 122 11.00% † Mark S. Mallin 138 12.44% † E. Glenn McDearmon 160 14.42% * Randal O. Robillard 92 8.29% Jason E. Satterwhite 158 14.24% * Daniel C. Webb
- [Fredericksburg election results in.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/06/fredericksburg-election-results-in/) - Mayor: Debby L. Girvan 1,089 36.08% Thomas J. Tomzak 1,915 63.45% Write-in 14 0.46% 6 of 6 precincts in. City Council: Kerry P. Devine 1,896 38.98% Mary Katherine Greenlaw 2,025 41.64% B-J R. Huff 910 18.71% Write-in 32 0.65% 6 of 6 precincts in. School Board: Jarvis E. Bailey 1,901 51.67% Michael J. Gillenwater 1,735
- [<i>The Free Lance–Star</i> profiles Keith Hummel.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/06/the-free-lance–star-profiles-keith-hummel/) - The Free Lance–Star: A Westmoreland County doctor plans to challenge Rep. Rob Wittman for the 1st District congressional seat. Dr. Keith Hummel, an emergency-room physician, hopes to win the Democratic nomination to run against Republican Wittman for the seat in November's election. No others have filed as candidates. Wittman won the seat just last December
- [The late Jason Mooney to be honored by Governor Kaine.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/06/the-late-jason-mooney-to-be-honored-by-governor-kaine/) - NBC4: Gov. Timothy Kaine will speak at a service to memorialize fallen Virginia police officers. The annual Virginia Law Enforcement Officers' Memorial Service will take place at 6:30 p.m. Tuesday on the South Portico of the Virginia Capitol. The ceremony will honor three Virginia law enforcement officers: Campbell County Deputy Sheriff Jason Saunders and Stafford
- [May 6, 2008 Caroline County news roundup](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/06/may-6-2008-caroline-county-news-roundup/) - The Free Lance–Star: A Ruther Glen man was charged with rape and sodomy last week after his daughter, a Caroline High School student, reported that she had been abused by her father. The 42-year-old man, who is not being named to protect the identity of the victim, was arrested April 28 after an employee at
- [Rodney Rodis recharged with state charges.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/05/rodney-rodis-recharged-with-state-charges/) - If that makes sense. Richmond Times-Dispatch: Louisa County grand jury yesterday reinstated 13 theft counts against a former Catholic priest convicted in federal court of defrauding two local churches of hundreds of thousands of dollars. Rodney L. Rodis, 51, was sentenced in February to five years in federal prison for diverting for personal use money
- [Hillary Clinton to extradite OPEC leaders to the United States?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/05/hillary-clinton-to-extradite-opec-leaders-to-the-united-states/) - Or something? The Politico: Clinton's attacks on oil prices as artificially inflated, Enron-style, keep escalating, and today she appeared to threaten to break up the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries. "We’re going to go right at OPEC," she said. "They can no longer be a cartel, a monopoly that get together once every couple of
- [Repeat after me: The SKS is not an assault rifle. Nor are they "high-powered". Nor were they ever "banned".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/05/repeat-after-me-the-sks-is-not-an-assault-rifle-nor-are-they-high-power-nor-were-they-ever-banned/) - Philadelphia Daily News: The mastermind of the Port Richmond bank robbery was Howard Cain, who was fatally shot by police Saturday while fleeing in a minivan minutes after he fired a once-banned high-powered Chinese assault rifle, killing Sgt. Stephen Liczbinski, police say. [...] The trio hopped in a blue Jeep Liberty. Hearing flash information about
- ["Senseless act of violence" story of the day.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/05/senseless-violence-story-of-the-day/) - WTOP: Baltimore police say a city woman was shot in the head and killed after she and her companion refused to give a man a cigarette. The shooting happened shortly before 1 a.m. Saturday in the 500 block of Brunswick Street. According to police. 29-year-old Dawn Shipley and the male friend were approached by a
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending May 3, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/05/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-may-3-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending May 3, 2008: On April 28, 2008, Deputy G. W. Honeycutt was made aware by staff at Caroline High School of a possible sexual assault that occurred in a residence in Ruther Glen. Honeycutt notified Investigator S. L. Call. After investigating, a
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending April 26, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/29/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-april-26-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending April 26, 2008: On April 21, 2008 Deputy J. K. Miller responded to a business in Bowling Green for a reported employee retail theft. After investigating, Gregory T. Wright, 18, of Bowling Green was charged with shoplifting. He was ordered held under
- [Mildred Loving (of Loving v. Virginia) passes away at the age of 68?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/04/mildred-loving-of-loving-v-virginia-passes-away/) - Note the question mark. Obituary in The Free Lance–Star: Mildred Loving, 68, of Central Point passed away Friday, May 2, 2008, at her residence. Arrangements are incomplete at Cedell Brooks Funeral Home, Port Royal. I'm 99.9% that's her based on this story last year: Reporters no longer beat a path to the modest white house
- [Caroline County news roundup](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/03/caroline-county-news-roundup/) - Bowling Green Town Council Election: The Free Lance–Star: Eight candidates will vie for seven seats on the Bowling Green Town Council in Tuesday's election. Two current members, Susan Sili and T. Scott Haley are not running for re-election, but three new faces have joined the race. Mayor David Storke is running for the seat again
- [Do you know that there are no gangs in Washington, D.C.?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/05/01/do-you-know-that-there-are-no-gangs-in-washington-dc/) - Yeah, I was shocked too. The Washington Times: When is a gang not a gang? When it's based in the District. D.C. officials insist on describing groups of young males as "crews," rather than gangs, even when they are held responsible for violent acts such as the wave of killings in the city last weekend.
- [How does someone get a sentence of "four years and nine minutes"?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/30/how-does-someone-get-a-sentence-of-four-years-and-nine-minutes/) - (This post doubles as: "POS terrorist ends hunger strike") Yes, minutes, not months. AP: A former professor who pleaded guilty to conspiring to aid a Palestinian terrorist group but has refused to testify before a grand jury in a related investigation has ended a nearly two-month hunger strike in a southeast Virginia jail, his supporters
- [More danger from mercury bulbs (CFLs)](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/30/more-danger-from-mercury-bulbs-cfls/) - AP via WTOP: A Cumberland family has lost their home to a fire caused by using a compact fluorescent light bulb in a lamp controlled by a dimmer switch. The state fire marshal's office says such fires are rare, but they're a real danger that people should consider when replacing incandescent bulbs with the more
- [Reminder: The Richmond Times-Dispatch declared William Frawley a "hero" back in January.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/29/reminder-the-richmond-times-dispatch-declared-william-frawley-a-hero-back-in-january/) - See: With “heroes” like these, who needs bad guys? So, this is a guy that RT-D declared a "hero": Before he was declared a "hero" Blew a 0.21 BAC (blood alcohol content) in Fairfax County, following a motor vehicle accident, and somehow managed to skirt his way out of his mandatory minimum ten days in
- [The Caroline BOS wants a 7.06% pay raise.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/29/the-caroline-bos-wants-a-706-pay-raise/) - Meanwhile, Superintendent Stanley Jones and the School Board are fighting for just a 6% increase in salaries for teachers. Not only that, but the BOS is projected to pay themselves 1.94% more than was budgeted come the end of this fiscal year. Who needs a budget, right? And they want a 113.9% increase in benefits
- [He's like a bad penny...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/28/hes-like-a-bad-penny/) - The Free Lance–Star: A year to the day, after his first drunken driving charge, former UMW President William J. Frawley has been arrested a third time on charges of driving under the influence. According to Maryland court records, Frawley was stopped by police at 10:50 p.m. on April 10 at 2908 Virgilia St., in Rockville,
- [Follow-up: Representative Rob Wittman wants to ban the sale of Playboy and Penthouse at military PX's.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/26/followup-representative-rob-wittman-wants-to-ban-the-sell-of-playboy-and-penthouse-on-military-pxs/) - Wittman is a cosponsor. (For details on the original story, click here.) Apparently, Wittman (who has no military experience whatsoever) believes that men (and women) that have volunteered to serve in the military are incapable of deciding what they want to read. They can apparently volunteer to serve in the greatest armed forces in the
- [John Sidney "Moses" McCain](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/27/john-sidney-moses-mccain/) - Pardon the blasphemy. The Arizona Republic: The senator also vowed to protect New Orleans from future Category 5 hurricanes, seeming to give little regard to costs. "First of all, to protect the lives of American citizens, we can always find the money," McCain said. "One of the ways we can find the money is by
- [Follow-up: The official training video for the Republican Nanny State.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/26/follow-up-the-official-training-video-for-the-republican-nanny-state/) - [flv:https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/videos/nanny.flv 512 288] Bonus points if you can name the source of that video.
- [Unintentionally funny headline.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/26/unintentionally-funny-headline/) - Ain't it always?: Multiple suspects sought in various crimes: We have a crime alert about a homicide suspect who's on the run. Fredericksburg police are searching for this man, 25-year-old Marcious Cousins. He's the key suspect in a homicide that happened last Sunday in Lynchburg at a Super 8 Motel. Cousins is known to frequent
- [Has the Democratic Party of Virginia written off the First Congressional District?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/25/has-the-democratic-party-of-virginia-written-off-the-first-congressional-district/) - They don't bother to list the candidates that are running for the Democratic nomination on their website. For those that are curious, the candidates are: Keith Hummel Shawn O'Donnell The Democratic candidate will be chosen by a convention in Williamsburg on May 17th.
- [Outragous](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/24/outragous/) - Wesley Snipes gets 36 months (3 years) in federal pen for not filing his taxes. Meanwhile, a man that didn't file tax returns for three years only got 8 months in federal pen. Meanwhile, a guy gets one year in prison for running a business of his city office and tax evasion. Meanwhile, a former
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending April 19, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/24/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-april-19-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending April 19, 2008: On April 13, 2008, Deputy T. P. Connolly stopped a vehicle for a traffic infraction. After investigating, Andrew K. Baker, 27, of Ruther Glen was charged with driving under the influence. He was released on a personal recognizance bond
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending April 12, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/14/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-april-12-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending April 12, 2008: On February 6, 2008, Deputy K. H. Eichenmiller stopped a vehicle for a traffic infraction and issued a summons. After further investigation, on April 10, 2008, David K. Smith, 42, of Ruther glen was charged with forging a summons,
- [And Republicans say they support the troops.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/24/and-republicans-say-they-support-the-troops/) - Republican Representative wants to ban the sale of Playboy and Penthouse at PX's. H/t: Ace of Spades HQ (content warning)
- [A Tale of Two Parties (and their respective websites)](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/20/a-tale-of-two-parties-and-their-respective-websites/) - The Caroline County Democratic Committee (CCDC) has their website at http://www.carolinedems.com/ The Caroline County Republican Committee (CCRC) has their website at http://www.carolinegop.com/ Compare and contrast the two: Website title: The CCDC has a proper title for their web page ("Caroline County Democratic Committee") which allows it to show up better on a search engine. The
- [State Fair of Virginia costing Caroline County more money...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/18/state-fair-of-virginia-costing-caroline-county-more-money/) - For "contractual services"? Eh? Subsection of line item #032500-3160 "Other Contractual Services": "State Fair Contractual Services": Department [Fire/Rescue] Request: $11,760 County Admin Recommends: $11,760 Hooray. And the Department of Fire, Rescue, and Emergency Management seems to think they're unprepared for a incident at the State Fair considering they requested the following (the items weren't approved):
- [All of the March 18th and April 8th BOS video is online now.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/21/all-of-the-march-18th-and-april-8th-bos-video-is-online-now/) - If you have any problems playing the video, leave a comment here or on the page with the video: March 18th April 8th The April 15th video should be up in the next couple days.
- [Delegate Albert Pollard to hold constituent meeting at Caroline County Public Library.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/20/delegate-albert-pollard-to-hold-constituent-meeting-at-caroline-county-public-library/) - When: Monday, April 21st, 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. Where: Caroline County Public Library. 17202 Richmond Turnpike Milford, Virginia 22514 (At least according to The Caroline Progress.)
- [Congrats](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/20/congrats/) - The Free Lance–Star: WFLS-FM has been named the Virginia Associated Press Broadcasters' Outstanding News Operation for the third straight year and fifth time since 2000. The award was one of several the station received yesterday at the VAPB's annual awards luncheon. The out-of-state panel of judges noted that WFLS covered a wide range of stories
- [Paging Caroline BOS.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/19/paging-caroline-bos/) - In King George County, from The Free Lance–Star: Supervisor Dale Sisson asked if early June would be a realistic estimate to start service [of wireless Internet service]. [Allen] Taliaferro [a director with Virginia Broadband] wouldn't give an exact date, but said he felt comfortable with June. But don't worry, Jeff Sili is kindly going to
- [So, what exactly was the Board of Supervisors advertising for in 2007?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/18/so-what-exactly-was-the-board-of-supervisors-advertising-for-in-2007/) - You tell me. Here's an interesting line item in the Fiscal Year (FY) 2007/2008 budget: 11010 ** BOARD OF SUPERVISORS ** 011010-3600 ADVERTISING For FY 2004/2005 (July 1, 2004 – June 30, 2005) Actual: $6,744 FY 05/06 (July 1, 2005 – June 30, 2006) Actual: $6,320 — -6.29% FY 06/07 (July 1, 2006 – June
- [A brief post on IT security:](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/17/a-brief-post-on-it-security/) - The Register: Better known for its presentation of stunning examples of how not to develop code, The Daily WTF this week exposed a horrendous case of information loss when it published an article on a critical flaw in the Oklahoma Department of Corrections website. Thanks to developers seeding browser GET requests with the SQL queries
- [Tax rate hearing video online.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/16/tax-rate-hearing-video-online/) - I've converted and uploaded the video of the tax rate hearing from the April 8, 2008 Board of Supervisors meeting. Watch as Jeff Sili pushes for a $0.07 to $0.12 tax rate increase while everyone else wants a $0.045 (Popowicz) or a $0.05 (Acors, Rozell, Thomas) rate increase. This guy (Sili) is a Republican right?
- [Time to execute some POSes.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/16/time-to-execute-some-poses/) - FOX News: The Supreme Court upheld the most common method of lethal injections executions Wednesday, clearing the way for states to resume executions that have been on hold for nearly 7 months. The justices, by a 7-2 vote, turned back a constitutional challenge to the procedures in place in Kentucky, which uses three drugs to
- [Video of the Board of Supervisor meetings on <i>I'm Surrounded By Idiots</i>](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/14/video-of-the-board-of-supervisor-meetings-on-im-surrounded-by-idiots/) - I'm in the processing of adding video from the Board of Supervisors meetings to the blog. So far, I've gotten part of the March 18, 2008 meeting converted and uploaded. The rest should be done in the coming days. I'm doing this in an attempt to increase the awareness of the citizens of Caroline County
- [Twittering Board of Supervisors Meeting](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/15/twittering-board-of-supervisors-meeting/) - I'll be Twittering the Board of Supervisors meeting and providing update during the meeting via text messages with my cell. Check the left sidebar under "Twitter" for updates. Doesn't look like there's that much interesting stuff during this meeting but I've got nothing else to do. :)
- [Next time, invite me.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/14/next-time-invite-me/) - :) The Free Lance–Star: Two Caroline County parents were charged Friday night with multiple counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor after throwing a birthday party for their daughter. Caroline County Sheriff Tony Lippa said the sheriff’s office received a call about 9:44 p.m. Friday alerting them to underage drinkers at a party
- [Go Caroline!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/13/go-caroline/) - Who says we can't be better than King George with anything? (Oh wait, that would be me.) The Free Lance–Star: Concealed-weapons permit applications in Virginia increased by about 73 percent from 2006 to 2007, and most local clerks' offices also are reporting significant increases. Caroline County gave out 105 permits in 2006; the number jumped
- [The first rule of Fight Club is:](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/10/the-first-rule-of-fight-club-is/) - You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. These guys must not have gotten the memo. The Free Lance–Star: A heated dispute over a man's fighting ability landed the man in the cooler Monday, police said. Jamair Odell Ellis, 21, of Unionville
- [On Charity Hill "Hunting Preserve", et al.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/02/on-charity-hill-hunting-preserve-et-al/) - Not sure why it's a called a "hunting preserve" while they mostly do sporting clays but anyway: If you want a sure-fire way to annoy the heck out of me use a stupid straw man argument. Case in point: The following was stated by several people speaking in favor of Charity Hill: "If you get
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending April 5, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/08/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-april5-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending April 5, 2008: On March 28, 2008, Major C. S. Moser was contacted in reference to a forged medical note without the Doctor's permission. After investigating, Frances D. Limberick, 50, of Bowling Green, was charged with forgery and an April 9, 2008
- [Best (sub)headline ever.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/08/best-subheadline-ever/) - Seriously. WFLS on Lewis and Clark Elementary School opening: Fifth graders take over Lewis and Clark Elementary on Tuesday.
- [So much for this "safe haven".](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/07/so-much-for-this-safe-haven/) - The Free Lance–Star: Caroline skaters finally have place of their own Check out the pictures (and the comments). Not a helmet or knee/elbow pad to be seen. And there's the problem of civil liability: I can just imagine the $100,000,000 lawsuit after some moron cracks his head open. At the very least, if the county
- [A great idea from the King George County Board of Supervisors!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/06/a-great-idea-from-the-king-george-county-board-of-supervisors/) - The Free Lance–Star: In next year's Virginia General Assembly there could be a bill proposed to allow cell phone companies to waive emergency text messaging fees. The King George County Board of Supervisors in coming months hopes to discuss the idea with Del. Al Pollard and State Sen. Richard Stuart. If Pollard and Stuart can
- [Watch out for IEDs at Lake of the Woods...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/06/watch-out-for-ieds-at-lake-of-the-woods/) - The Free Lance–Star: Insurrection seems to almost always be in the air at a board of directors meeting at Lake of the Woods, and yesterday's meeting at the massive Orange County subdivision had its share of conflicts. [...] General Manager John Bailey came under fire from members for a perceived lack of support of the
- [Another POS arrested in robbery of paraplegic.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/04/another-pos-arrested-in-robbery-of-paraplegic/) - The Free Lance–Star: Another Caroline man has been charged in the robbery of Robert Newcomb, a paraplegic whose prescription drugs were stolen from him at gunpoint. Norman Michael “Lunchbox” Roberts, 18, of Spotsylvania is charged with breaking and entering, robbery and conspiracy to commit a felony. He is suspected of going into Newcomb’s home, but
- [Pass the buck Republicans in the General Assembly.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/02/pass-the-buck-republicans-in-the-general-assembly/) - AP via WTOP: GOP House leaders emerged from a private hour-long discussion Wednesday with the Democratic governor resolute against new statewide taxes. "For whatever reason, they're insisting on bringing in this maintenance problem using facts, using information that I think is dubious at best," said House Speaker William J. Howell, R-Stafford. "It makes you wonder
- [Site Note](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/02/site-note/) - For some reason the plugin that I was using to display recent comments on the left sidebar isn't working correctly with the new version of WordPress (2.5) so I've removed it. Also, I've added a twitter feed. I'll be using Twitter to provide updates during BOS meetings and the like by cell phone. In doing
- [12 year-old boy saves mother by killing attacker, police undecided on whether to file charges.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/02/12-year-old-boys-saves-mother-by-killing-attacker-police-undecicded-on-whether-to-file-charges/) - What. The. ****. The Washington Post: The 12-year-old boy had finished his homework and was playing a video game when he heard his mother cry out. Rushing to her aid, he found her on the kitchen floor, straddled by a fellow resident of their Prince George's County boarding house, the man's hands wrapped tightly around
- [Now, where's Caroline at?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/01/now-wheres-caroline-at/) - From the City of Fredericksburg: Beginning this year, the City of Fredericksburg will no longer require city-issued decals to be placed on the windshields of residents’ vehicles. “We estimate the City will save approximately $10,000 per year in postage alone by not having to mail the annual decals,” Treasurer G. M. Haney said. "The $20
- [University of Mary Washington does "The Death Camp of Tolerance" routinue.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/01/university-of-mary-washington-does-the-the-death-camp-of-tolerance-routinue/) - Reference to South Park there folks. The Free Lance–Star: Andrew Allingham felt like a spoiled white guy. He'd just toured the University of Mary Washington's "Tunnel of Oppression," an event at Combs Hall that touched on courtroom discrimination, stereotypes, women's rights, white privilege, gender identity, labor rights and animal rights. Over the weekend, about 60
- [We can't deport the criminals, but we can deport thousands back to a country controlled by a communist regime.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/04/01/we-cant-deport-the-criminals-but-we-can-deport-thousands-back-to-a-country-controlled-by-a-communist-regime/) - AP: Washington has started deportation proceedings against thousands of Vietnamese living illegally in the United States under a pact between the two countries, a top U.S. immigration official said Tuesday. Julie Myers, director of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, eased the fears of some Vietnamese groups about the plan, saying those who have lived in
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending March 29, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/31/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-march-29-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending March 29, 2008: On March 23, 2008, Deputy J. K. Miller stopped a vehicle for a traffic infraction. After investigating, Travis S. Carter, 27, of Ruther Glen charged with driving on a suspended license - 3rd offense. He was ordered held under
- [Ryan McDougle to run for Attorney General?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/31/ryan-mcdougle-to-run-for-attorney-general/) - That would be your representative to the Senate of Virginia for you simpletons out there (you know I love you through). :) The Shad Plank: Sen. Ken Cuccinelli, a conservative Republican from Fairfax County, is holding a press conference at this hour to discuss his political future, and it looks like he's running for attorney
- [WUSA 9 News is a joke...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/31/wusa-9-news-is-a-joke/) - A few minutes ago (around 9:30) they made the comment that the “Chinese government is angry that the Dalai Lama is stirring up trouble” or something to that affect. Yeah, nothing like stirring up trouble when the ChiComs have their police men dressing up as Tibetan monks and starting riots. I'm sure "King George III
- [More expert leadership in Virginia...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/31/more-expect-leadership-in-virginia/) - So much for Virginia's prisons being overcrowded. NBC12: Despite Virginia's own corrections crunch, Wyoming is sending up to 300 inmates to the state prison system. The transfer over two years is part of a contract that could pay Virginia $18.5 million. The Wyoming inmates will be held at the high-security Wallens Ridge State Prison in
- [I blame those damn Russians...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/30/i-blame-those-damn-russians/) - Or the Irish, the Muslims, the Persians, the Japanese, the Chinese, the Indians, the Columbian drug cartels, various domestic terrorists, etc. Tom Clancy's Home Damaged By Fire: The fire caused an estimated $10,000 in damage. The cause has yet to be determined. The home is located on the western shore of the Chesapeake Bay about
- [Leesburg requesting donations for Virginia Tech memorial](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/30/virginia-tech-requesting-donations-for-memorial/) - WTOP: Organizers of the Virginia Tech Memorial Grove, to be located on the southeast corner of Ida Lee Park in Leesburg, are seeking donations. This landscaped grove of ornamental and shade trees memorializes those who lost their lives on the campus of Virginia Tech University on April 16, 2007. Names of contributors will be permanently
- [April 1st BOS meeting: I think Charity Hill can kiss their permit goodbye.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/29/april-1st-bos-meeting-i-think-charity-hill-can-kiss-their-permit-goodbye/) - From Percy Ashcraft’s April Message from the County Administrator: In addition, a worksession on the 2008-09 Budget will be held Tuesday, April 1 at 6 p.m. at the Community Services Center. Also included on the worksession agenda is a public hearing at 7:30 p.m. to receive comments regarding the revocation of a special use permit
- [Oh, NOW they are going to do something about it.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/29/oh-now-they-are-going-to-do-something-about-it/) - The Caroline Progress: Renowned county historian Herb Collins announced Thursday he is giving his trove of Caroline historical records, hundred's of rare books, genealogies, cemetery records, family Bibles, plats, files on every aspect of the county, antique photographs and 40 Sidney King paintings to the Central Rappahannock Heritage Center in Fredericksburg. Frustrated in his years
- [Thank you Stafford County Sheriff's Office.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/29/thank-you-stafford-county-sheriffs-office/) - The Free Lance–Star: Stafford deputies arrest fugitive: Two broken windows in southern Stafford late Thursday led to the arrest of a man wanted for a slaying that occurred nearly four years ago and 3,000 miles away. Dmarcus Dewitt George, 24, was among a group of young men at the Deacon Road 7-Eleven when Stafford 1st
- [GOP in the House of Delegates mature as ever...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/01/gop-in-the-house-of-delegates-mature-as-ever/) - From Tim Craig's blog at The WaPo: Lawmakers Boo "Young Liberals": A group of students from Charlottesville and Albemarle County high schools didn't exactly experience southern hospitality when they visited the state Capitol yesterday. During the House session, Del. David J. Toscano (D-Charlottesville) stood up to introduce the students, who were sitting in the gallery.
- [The Free Lance–Star shills for a terrorist...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/26/the-free-lance–star-shills-for-a-terrorist/) - The Free Lance–Star: Activist renews hunger strike: A Palestinian activist awaiting deportation is in his fourth week of a hunger strike at the Northern Neck Regional Jail, according to published reports. [...] Al-Arian, a 50-year-old former professor at the University of South Florida, has been jailed since federal authorities arrested him in 2003 on 17
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending March 22, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/25/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-march-22-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending March 22, 2008: On March 18, 2008, Deputy C. A. Heywood stopped a vehicle for a reckless driving speed violation. During the stop, Deputy Heywood detected an odor associated with marijuana coming from the vehicle, upon investigating further, Scott Anthony, 26, of
- [Crack ****ing journalism from The Free Lance–Star.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/25/crack-ing-journalism-from-the-free-lanc–star/) - From The Free Lance–Star: Overruns still raising concerns at LOW: "I believe the audit report was clear in noting there was lots of blame to go around," wrote LOW Association President Eldon Rucker in an e-mail last week. "The board of directors plans to deal with the recommendations and make changes in our processes where
- [The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/25/the-russians-are-coming-the-russians-are-coming/) - Oh wait, it's just the United States Navy: The Free Lance–Star: Before a Norfolk-based Navy squadron heads to Iraq, it will be training for combat on the Rappahannock River. Navy Lt. Michael Quaresimo, a training officer with Little Creek Naval Amphibious Base, said a 12-person team will conduct exercises on the river Tuesday through Thursday.
- [And I, for one, welcome our new Ministry of Love overlords.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/23/and-i-for-one-welcome-our-new-ministry-of-love-overlords/) - That would be a reference to 1984, by the way (and The Simpsons). Consider what the People's Republic of Maryland is doing. NBC 4: People arrested for certain crimes would have to submit DNA samples under a bill approved by state lawmakers. The House of Delegates passed a bill Saturday allowing the collection of DNA
- [POS terrorist back in prison.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/23/pos-terrorist-back-in-prison/) - And that makes today a good day: LA Times: California authorities rearrested Sara Jane Olson at noon Saturday, just hours after she was prevented from flying home to Minnesota from Los Angeles, and said she must serve one more year in prison because they miscalculated her release date. The former member of the radical Symbionese
- [SNAFU at the State Board of Elections](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/21/snafu-at-the-state-board-of-elections/) - From a recent press release from the State Board of Elections: A Democratic primary election, to determine the party’s candidates for the U.S. House of Representatives, will be held in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 7th, 8th, 10th, and 11th Congressional Districts. That would be a negatory, sirs. The First Congressional District Democratic Committee is using
- [S-bag robs paraplegic, gets arrested, gets charged with four felonies.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/21/s-bag-robs-paraplegic-gets-arrested-gets-charged-with-four-felonies/) - The Free Lance–Star: Paraplegic's prescriptions object of residential heist: It was about 4:30 a.m. yesterday morning when Robert Newcomb's front door was kicked in. [...] Newcomb, a paraplegic, soon realized what the intruder was looking for: prescription drugs. The robber made his way through the mobile home, located in the Cedar Ridge Mobile Home Park
- [Gilmore and Marshall have company...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/19/gilmore-and-marshall-have-company/) - The WaPo: Another Conservative Enters Senate Race: There are now three candidates running for the GOP nomination to replace retiring Sen. John W. Warner (R-Va). Robert D. "Bob" Berry, a longtime conservative activist from Springfield, says he filed paperwork with the state party last month and has begun making the rounds to local GOP committees.
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending March 15, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/18/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-march-15-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending March 15, 2008: On March 7, 2008, Deputy T. P. Connolly stopped a vehicle for a traffic infraction. After investigating, Lawrence J. Minnick, 27, of King George was charged with driving on a suspended license - 3rd offense. He was released on
- [Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/17/talk-about-the-pot-calling-the-kettle-black/) - The Shad Plank: The problems? Despite Kaine's glowing review of the just-ended legislative session, many of his initiatives ran into a Republican wall. The governor's people "don't seem to be real good at making the deals," said House Majority Leader H. Morgan Griffith, R-Salem. What the heck are the people at The Shad Plank smoking?
- [Top 10 interview gaffes](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/16/top-10-interview-gaffes/) - From Reuters: Answer the phone? Sniff armpits? Top 10 interview gaffes: The list, based on a survey of 3,061 U.S. hiring managers and human resources professionals by research company Harris Interactive, found the top 10 most outrageous mistakes were: - Candidate said she could not provide a writing sample because all of her writing had
- [Guess she voted for it before she voted against it...or something...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/15/guess-she-voted-for-it-before-she-voted-against-itor-something/) - The esteemed member of the Bowling Green Town Council Susan Sili (and the wife of Jeff Sili [Bowling Green representative for the Board of Supervisors]) really needs to get her story straight. Here's what she said on November 28, 2007 on FredTalk using the alias "oharascarlett": Visitor Center is grant Money/cannot be used for anything
- [Warner, Webb vote AGAINST earmark moratorium.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/14/warner-webb-vote-against-earmark-moratorium/) - Los Angeles Times article. Roll call vote. Of course, why would they vote for an earmark moratorium? Warner and Webb have only secured $310,477,360 in earmarks in the FY2008 budget according to Taxpayers for Common Sense. Your government at work folks...
- [03/13/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news roundup.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/13/03132008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-roundup/) - Didn't get a chance to post some of this yesterday: The Free Lance–Star: Blanton's friends had to investigate his death The Free Lance–Star: BLANTON GETS LIFE SENTENCE From WTVR: Blanton Convicted of Murdering Her Husband: [googlevideo=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4719471262293594643] And, finally, WTVR: Donna Blanton The Talk Of The Town: [googlevideo=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9185339349808422380]
- [Setting the record straight...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/13/setting-the-record-straight/) - The Caroline Progress: Complaint against Popowicz unfounded: A recent media report about Supervisor Bobby Popowicz and his employment as the Assistant General Manager have hit Caroline like a bombshell. The story contained unfair allegations said Bobby Popowicz who represents the Port Royal District on the Caroline County Board of Supervisors. The article told of a
- [Human remains found at Belvedere Plantation](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/13/human-remains-found-at-belvedere-plantation/) - The Free Lance–Star: Authorities search for remains at farm: Human bones reported on the grounds of Belvedere Plantation have Spotsylvania County police searching for more of the remains. The bones were found on a 50-acre plot of the old farm off U.S. 17 near the Caroline County line. It was being used as a mining
- [Lewis and Clark Elementary School scheduled to open April 8th.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/12/lewis-and-clark-elementary-school-scheduled-to-open-april-8th/) - The Free Lance–Star: Caroline sets date for new school other details: April 8 appears to be the new target date for Caroline County school officials to open the new Lewis and Clark Elementary School. [...] If the building is ready by March 31, Jones said teachers would be taught how to use the new facility
- [03/11/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news roundup — Jury recommends life.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/11/03112008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-roundup-—-jury-recommends-life/) - Roundup: The Free Lance–Star: Jury finds Blanton guilty and: The Free Lance–Star: Jury recommends life sentence for Blanton: A jury here recommended this morning that Donna Blanton serve life in prison in the death of her husband Taylor. [...] "He'll never know my grandchildren. He'll never be at my wedding," said Katy Blanton, 20. "He
- [Jacob McHale returned safety, mother turns herself in, Matthew Borowski still at large.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/10/jacob-mchale-returned-safety-mother-turns-herself-in-matthew-borowski-still-at-large/) - WFLS News: Mother returns missing Stafford child: Jacob McHale was believed to have been abducted by his mother, Carianne McHale and her boyfriend, Matthew Borowski. Monday afternoon Stafford County deputies were called to the office of an attorney representing McHale. She turned herself in and turned Jacob over. He appears to be in good condition
- [Donna Blanton guilty.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/10/donna-blanton-guilty/) - Yeah, I know, big surprise. The Free Lance–Star: Jury convicts Blanton in husband's death: Donna Blanton was convicted this evening of first-degree murder in the death of her state trooper husband in Caroline. She was also convicted of use of a firearm in commission of a felony. Sentencing proceedings will start tomorrow. She showed no
- [03/10/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news #3 — Jury deliberations begin.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/10/03102008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-3-—-jury-deliberations-begin/) - Ellen Biltz of The Free Lance–Star provides an audio update.
- [03/10/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news #2](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/10/03102008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-2/) - The Free Lance–Star: Blanton verdict may come today: The jury could reach a verdict this afternoon in the case of the Caroline County woman charged with murder in the shooting death of her state trooper husband. [...] Donna Blanton has said since her husband’s death that an intruder broke into the home about 6 a.m.
- [03/10/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news roundup.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/09/03102008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-roundup/) - The Free Lance–Star: Blanton retrial brings a crowd
- [Why you should support Delegate Bob Marshall for United States Senate...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/09/why-you-should-support-delegate-bob-marshall-for-united-states-senate/) - This is what Delegate Bob Marshall, a Republican, had to say about the Republican leadership (or lack thereof) in the House of Delegates: [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgJgV1um1b0] "[...] given the mere courtesy of even having a hearing in one of these secret subcommittees where they kill bills without a record of votes." Oh, that's priceless. H/t: Assembly Access
- ["I will go down with this ship..."](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/09/i-will-go-down-with-this-ship/) - That's a reference to Dido by the way. Anyway: NBC4: Lawmakers Kill Abusive Driver Fees: Lawmakers working overtime in Richmond voted late Saturday night to kill Virginia's much-reviled abusive driver fees as soon as possible. The law, which went into effect last year, will be repealed the moment Gov. Tim Kaine signs the bills. The
- [Funeral Arrangements for Yvonne Reedal](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/09/funeral-arrangments-for-yvonne-reedal/) - The Free Lance–Star: Yvonne N. Reedal: Yvonne Newton Reedal, 39, of Port Royal died Friday, March 7, 2008, at home after a long battle with cancer. Yvonne was born April 18, 1968, at Mary Washington Hospital. She graduated from Caroline High School in 1992. Yvonne was a very community-minded and loving person. Since she was
- [03/08/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news roundup.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/08/03082008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-roundup/) - The Free Lance–Star: Donna Blanton's fate now goes to jurors
- [UPDATED: Yvonne Reedal](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/08/yvonne-reedal/) - The Free Lance–Star: Yvonne N. Reedal: Yvonne Newton Reedal, 39, of Port Royal died Friday, March 7, 2008, in King George County. Arrangements are incomplete at Storke Funeral Home, Bowling Green. UPDATE: From Sheriff Tony Lippa: It is with profound regret that the Caroline County Sheriff's Office announces the passing of Yvonne Reedal, age 39
- [Reminder: Benefit for Yvonne Reedal tomorrow at Bowling Green VFD](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/07/reminder-benefit-for-yvonne-reedal-tomorrow-at-bowling-green-vfd/) - Link: Spaghetti Dinner Benefiting Yvonne Reedal Where: Bowling Green Vol. Fire Department When: Saturday March 8, 2008 Cost: $10.00 a person Dinner Includes: Fresh Italian Salad Dinner Bread Homemade Spaghetti Dessert Iced Tea-Lemonade-Coffee This is to benefit Yvonne Reedal who has been a volunteer for Caroline County for 23 years. ALL proceeds from this will
- [03/07/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news #2 — Closings arguments set for Monday.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/07/03072008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-2-—-closings-arguments-set-for-monday/) - The Free Lance–Star: Jury expected to get Blanton case Monday: The defense rested this morning after submitting three paper forensic reports. No witnesses were called. Court was adjourned for the day before 11 a.m. Closing arguments are set for Monday, and then the jury will begin deliberations.
- [03/07/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news roundup.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/07/03072008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-roundup/) - The Free Lance–Star: Blanton's debts detailed in court: Jurors in the murder trial of Donna Blanton here yesterday were told of the defendant's actions before and after her state trooper-husband was shot to death in their home. [...] Witnesses have testified this week that the defendant talked repeatedly about getting a financial settlement as the
- [03/06/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news #2](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/06/03062008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-2/) - The Free Lance–Star: Blanton testimony focuses on finances
- [Why some drivers on I-95 deserve the death penalty...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/06/why-some-drivers-on-i-95-deserve-the-death-penalty/) - You know who you are. the fred review: Japanese experiment recreates daily situation on I-95 If you take any of the preceding as anything other than a joke, then shame on you. 'Kay, thanks, bye.
- [Rappahannock Regional Jail guard charged with carnal knowledge of inmate, forcible sodomy.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/06/rappahannock-regional-jail-guard-charged-with-carnal-knowledge-of-inmate-forcible-sodomy/) - The Free Lance–Star: Jail guard charged with sex offense involving inmate: Richard Zacofsky, 39, of Stafford is charged with one count of carnal knowledge of an inmate and one count of sodomy by force, threat or intimidation. The female victim complained to jail staff, prompting the jail to launch an investigation and notify the Sheriff's
- [03/06/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news roundup.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/06/03062008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-roundup/) - The Free Lance–Star: Daughters say mom had secrets
- [03/05/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news #3](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/05/03052008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-3/) - The Free Lance–Star: Blanton's daughters testify in mom's trial: Donna Blanton's two teenage daughters testified this afternoon that their mom asked them to hide credit card statements. [...] Danielle Blanton said she once asked her mom why she had to hide the mail and said Donna Blanton replied: "We would be homeless and penniless if
- [03/05/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news #2](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/05/03052008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-2/) - The Free Lance–Star: Witness: Towel had gun imprint
- [03/05/2008 Donna Blanton retrial news roundup.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/05/03052008-donna-blanton-retrial-news-roundup/) - The Free Lance–Star: Victim's daughter testifies in Blanton case The Free Lance–Star: Blanton jurors hear 911 tape NBC 12: Jury hears 911 call in Blanton murder trial
- [We have candidates for Bowling Green and Port Royal.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/05/we-have-candidates-for-bowling-green-and-port-royal/) - The Free Lance–Star: AREA CANDIDATES: BOWLING GREEN Mayor: David Storke Town Council (7 seats): Eric V. Hinson, Robert J. Ketterman Sr., Mark S. Mallin, Glenn McDearmon, Randal Robillard, Jason E. Satterwhite, Daniel C. Webb, Otis Lee Wright [...] PORT ROYAL Town Council (7 seats): Mark E. Hampton, Bill E. Henderson, Nancy L. Long, Della F.
- [They have a jury for Donna Blanton.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/03/they-have-a-jury-for-donna-blanton/) - The Free Lance–Star: UPDATE: Most potential jurors unaware of Blanton case: Jury selection in the case of Donna Blanton started this morning and is expected to be complete by mid-afternoon, with opening statements to follow. [...] In Virginia Beach, however, only one of the 40 potential jurors questioned today had heard anything about the case.
- [Moron that died in police custody was on the coke.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/03/moron-that-died-in-police-custody-was-on-the-coke/) - The Free Lance–Star: City suspect dies in custody: Cocaine may have contributed to the death of a man who died in the back of a Fredericksburg police cruiser Sunday night, police said. James Howard Jones Jr., 36, of Roanoke died after being arrested following a disturbance at the Twi-Lite Motel in Fredericksburg, city police spokeswoman
- [Man Dies in Fredericksburg Police Custody](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/03/man-dies-in-fredericksburg-police-custody/) - From WFLS via AP via WTOP (or something): Man Dies in Fredericksburg Police Custody: Fredericksburg police were awaiting word Monday on the cause of death of a Roanoke man who apparently died just after being arrested. Police have not released the name of the 37-year-old man, but say he stopped breathing Sunday night in the
- [Blanton retrial starts today.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/03/blanton-retrial-starts-today/) - The Free Lance–Star: Blanton trial starts today in Virginia Beach: Not only will Donna Blanton get a new jury in Virginia Beach to hear her case today, but a new prosecutor to try it as well. Tony Spencer, who took over as Caroline County commonwealth's attorney about two months ago, will prosecute the case, which
- [March 1st was the 61st anniversary of the passing of Sheriff's Deputy Strother Lewis of the Caroline County Sheriff's Office in the line of duty.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/03/march-1st-was-the-61st-anniversary-of-the-passing-of-sheriffs-deputy-strother-lewis-of-the-caroline-county-sheriffs-office-in-the-line-of-duty/) - From The Office Down Memorial Page: Deputy Sheriff Strother W. Lewis Sr.: Deputy Lewis was shot and killed by a prisoner while questioning him about a robbery. During the interrogation the suspect struck the weapon that Deputy Lewis was holding, causing it to discharge and strike Deputy Lewis in the head. The man then fled
- [Priceless.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/03/02/priceless/) - Fred2Blue: Where Are They Now?: Rob Wittman UPDATE: Meanwhile, The Free Lance–Star shills for Wittman: http://fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2008/032008/03022008/357374 Gag a maggot. Or as Raising Kaine calls it: Worst. Newspaper. EV-ER Epilogue: In no way should the preceding be considered a complaint of all the reporters at The FL–S (especially the ones that visit this blog [you know
- [Fairfax County Deputy from Ruther Glen charged with rape.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/29/fairfox-county-deputy-from-ruther-glen-charged-with-rape/) - The Free Lance–Star: Deputy faces rape charge: A Fairfax County sheriff's deputy who lives in Ruther Glen, has been charged with rape in Ocean City, Md. Zachary Dennis Taylor, 31, was expected to turn himself in to police in Maryland last night, said Ocean City Police Department public information officer Michael Levy. Levy said after
- [Donna Blanton trial to begin Monday in Virginia Beach](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/27/donna-blanton-trial-to-begin-monday-in-virginia-beach/) - The Free Lance–Star: Blanton's retrial slated for Monday: The retrial for the Caroline County woman charged with killing her state trooper husband will start Monday in Virginia Beach. [...] Tony Spencer, commonwealth's attorney, said the trial should last about eight days, and 240 potential jurors have been summoned for the first day of jury selection.
- [Senator John Warner back in the hopsital.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/26/senator-john-warner-back-in-the-hopsital/) - The Shad Plank reports.
- [March 8th: Spaghetti Dinner Benefit at Bowling Green Volunteer Fire Department (BGVFD) for Yvonne Reedal](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/26/march-8th-spaghetti-dinner-benefit-at-bowling-green-volunteer-fire-department-bgvfd-for-yvonne-reedal/) - Link: Spaghetti Dinner Benefiting Yvonne Reedal Where: Bowling Green Vol. Fire Department When: Saturday March 8, 2008 Cost: $10.00 a person Dinner Includes: Fresh Italian Salad Dinner Bread Homemade Spaghetti Dessert Iced Tea-Lemonade-Coffee This is to benefit Yvonne Reedal who has been a volunteer for Caroline County for 23 years. ALL proceeds from this will
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending February 23, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/26/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-february-23-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending February 23, 2008: On February 17, 2008, Deputy C. M. Polliard responded to a trespass complaint in Dawn. After investigating, Leocadio R. Velazquez, 21, of Fredericksburg and Jose A. Norega, 31, of Fredericksburg were both charged with possession of burglary tools, trespassing
- [Now, where's Caroline County at?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/25/now-wheres-caroline-county-at/) - Wait, I remember, we're still in the stone age. The Free Lance–Star: K.G. seals deal for wireless broadband Go read the whole thing — I'm too lazy to copy and paste it. UPDATE: The full story: The Free Lance–Star: King George finally boots up broadband And Caroline County never will...
- [Breaking: Manassas City teacher from Stafford County charged with attempted sexual assault.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/25/breaking-manassas-city-teacher-from-stafford-county-charged-with-attempted-sexual-assault/) - NBC4 in Washington, D.C.: Teacher Accused Of Attempted Sex Assault Of 13-Year-Old Girl: A teacher with Manassas City Public Schools is being held without bond on charges of attempted indecent liberties with a child and misdemeanor sexual battery, according to the Stafford County Sheriff's Office. Ted Johnson, 48, was charged on Feb. 18. Authorities said
- [Caroline County I.D.A. Revenue Bonds to be downgraded from a AAA rating?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/25/caroline-county-ida-revenue-bonds-to-be-downgraded-from-a-aaa-rating/) - From Moody's Investor Services: Caroline County I.D.A., VA (registration required) [emphasis mine]: CREDIT : Caroline County I.D.A., VA OUTLOOK OF CREDIT : No Outlook, 15 NOV 2003 Lease Revenue Bonds, Series 2002 SALE AMOUNT : 10.46 SALE DATE : 7 JUN 2002 SECURITY : Lease Rental PRIMARY PURPOSE : COUNTY SECONDARY PURPOSE : SALE TYPE
- [I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/22/im-federal-agent-jack-bauer-and-today-is-the-longest-day-of-my-life/) - AP via WTOP: Man Rams Car on I-95, Claims to be Jack Bauer: A college student was given probation for repeatedly ramming his car into another man's vehicle, claiming the man was a terrorist and he was the character Jack Bauer, a federal agent on the Fox television show "24." [...] According to charging documents,
- [Telecommuting test still going in Caroline.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/22/telecommuting-test-still-going-in-caroline/) - The Free Lance–Star: Telecommuting test still going in Caroline: A free telecommuting center in Caroline County will be open today and next Friday as county staff gauges public interest in the service. Wireless Internet access is available for county residents who want to work from the Community Services Center in Bowling Green every Friday this
- [I decided to vote for change!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/21/i-decided-to-vote-for-change/) - As you can very well see. :) And here's something to cleanse the palate: [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xvl5NIYRMo]
- [I hate ice: Winter Storm Watch for Caroline County](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/21/i-hate-ice-winter-storm-watch-for-caroline-county/) - From Caroline Alert: The National Weather Service reports a Winter Storm Watch for Caroline County: Description: ...WINTER STORM WATCH IN EFFECT FROM LATE TONIGHT THROUGH FRIDAY MORNING... THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN WAKEFIELD HAS ISSUED A WINTER STORM WATCH...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM LATE TONIGHT THROUGH FRIDAY MORNING. LOW PRESSURE APPROACHING FROM THE GULF OF
- [Don't mind me; just doing a little fact-checking](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/21/dont-mind-me-just-doing-a-little-fact-checking/) - The Free Lance–Star: Standing ovation greets Del. Pollard: Pollard had not planned to return to the legislature, but last year he was persuaded to run for the state Senate seat being vacated by former Sen. John Chichester. The 28th Senate District includes all of the territory in the 99th House seat--all of the Northern Neck,
- [Video: Albert Pollard is sworn in.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/20/video-albert-pollard-is-swore-in/) - [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqsWzfka4h4] [Video credit: Assembly Access]
- [That's a lot of ganja.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/20/thats-ia-loti-of-ganja/) - NBC4 in Washington, D.C.: Police Find $1.3 Million Worth Of Pot In 72-Year-Old's Car: New Carrollton police said they found more than $1 million worth of marijuana in the trunk of a car driven by a senior citizen on Tuesday night. The seizure, one of the largest in recent memory in the region, was accomplished
- [Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending February 16, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/18/weekly-news-media-briefs-–-week-ending-february-16-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs – Week Ending February 16, 2008: On February 11, 2008, Deputy W. D. Lipscomb stopped a vehicle for a traffic infraction. After investigating, Sean P. Doyle, 21, of Warrenton was charged with driving on a revoked driver's license, possession of marijuana with the intent to
- [Priorities, priorities, priorities!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/18/priorities-priorities-priorities/) - An editorial in The Free Lance-Star: Doggone it: A bill by Del. Bobby Orrock, D-Caroline, defines commercial breeders, requires them to register with their localities, and subjects them to all kinds of regulations and inspections. The bill comes perilously close to inflicting unfounded government control on innocent parties--such as hobby breeders and hunt-club operators, for
- [I hate Virginia...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/18/i-hate-virginia/) - Yes, that's a hyperbole; to be more specific: I hate the Virginia House of Delegates. Anyone care to guest what county managed to get full-time funding for their Commonwealth's Attorney's position in the House of Delegates budget? Was it Caroline County? Of course not! It was Buckingham County! Why? I'm sure it would have nothing
- [Wow, big suprise there.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/15/wow-big-suprise-there/) - The Washington Times: 'Tax Me More Fund' raises little revenue: State lawmakers can rule out Virginian's offering up more of their hard-earned money to fix the $1.4 billion budget shortfall Gov. Tim Kaine announced this week. At least that is what a peek at the so-called "Tax Me More Fund" suggests. Since its inception in
- [In Virginia, the elections never stop.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/14/in-virginia-the-elections-never-stopped/) - With the Virginia Presidential Primaries over and done with and Barack Obama and John McCain the winners, we can now look forward to the special election for the 99th House of Delegates District (empty since Rob Wittman won the special election for the 1st Congressional District after Jo Ann Davis's death). The 99th HOD special
- [Caroline County Schools opening a hour late.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/14/caroline-county-schools-opening-a-hour-late/) - Check Fredericksburg.com for updates. UPDATE: Am I the only one that didn't get an alert from Roam Secure about this?
- [No outdoor fires before 4:00 p.m.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/14/no-outdoor-fires-before-400-pm/) - From the Virginia Department of Forestry: Outdoor Fires Unlawful Before 4 p.m.: The Commonwealth’s 4 p.m. Burning Law goes into effect Feb. 15, 2008 – the start of spring fire season in Virginia. This law prohibits burning before 4 p.m. each day (Feb. 15 – April 30) if the fire is in, or within 300
- [Ron Paul ignores voters, plans to steal convention...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/13/ron-paul-ignores-voters-plans-to-steal-convention/) - From Brian R. Gentry of the Ron Paul 2008 Presidential Campaign Committee: Fellow patriots, this battle is far from being over. In fact, it has just begun. Last night was nothing more than a "beauty pageant." Getting delegates is what counts. Yes, of course, If I only receive 22,673 votes out of 474,610 (4.77%) votes,
- [Caroline County Schools want a 6% pay increase.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/13/caroline-county-schools-want-a-6-pay-increase/) - The Free Lance-Star: Caroline superintendent presents schools budget Keep dreaming with the budget shortfalls the county is predicting. Stanley Jones will announce his retirement date at the March 10th meeting of the School Board.
- [Beltway Tuesday](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/12/beltway-tuesday/) - My loyal readers may be wondering who I'll be voting for today (probably not, but it inflates my ego to think so): John McCain. Last year (or week) McCain was the last person that I would be supporting. However, anyone is better than the criminal pardoning Huck Finn (Mike Huckabee). How many murderers and rapists
- [Bill Clinton at University of Mary Washington](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/12/bill-clinton-at-university-of-mary-washington/) - The Free Lance-Star has video of the speech. They also have video of him talking to the attendants too. Photos here.
- [Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending February 9, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/11/weekly-news-media-briefs-week-ending-february-9-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending February 9, 2008: On February 2, 2008, Deputy C. S. Wooldridge made a traffic stop. Upon investigating, Janice E. Harden, 52, of Richmond City was arrested on an outstanding warrant from Chesterfield, and subsequently learned that she was in violation of parole
- [Benefit for Yvonne Reedal at Port Royal Volunteer Fire Department raises $4,207.35](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/09/benefit-for-yvonne-reedal-at-port-royal-volunteer-fire-department-raises-420735/) - The benefit tonight at the Port Royal Volunteer Fire Department (PRVFD) for Yvonne Reedal, who is battling cancer, raised $4,207.35. In addition to the fish fry dinner, there was an auction and a raffle, along with additional donations from citizens. Caroline County Sheriff Tony Lippa, Vice Chairman and Bowling Green District Supervisor Jeff Sili, Reedy
- [Important fire risk message from Caroline County Fire and Rescue](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/09/important-fire-risk-message-from-caroline-county-fire-and-rescue/) - Code Red! Code Red! Defcon Death! Yeah, I know, not something to joke about; anyway: The National Weather Service In Wakefield Has Issued A Red Flag Fire Risk Warning for Caroline County... Which Is In Effect From 9 AM To 9 PM EST Sunday, Feb 10, 2008. THE CAROLINE COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF FIRE AND RESCUE
- [Fire Weather Watch for Caroline County](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/09/fire-weather-watch-for-caroline-county/) - The National Weather Service reports a Fire Weather Watch for Caroline County: Description: ...FIRE WEATHER WATCH IN EFFECT FROM SUNDAY MORNING THROUGH SUNDAY EVENING... A STRONG COLD FRONT WILL APPROACH FROM THE WEST SATURDAY NIGHT...AND CROSS THE MID ATLANTIC REGION ON SUNDAY. A VERY DRY AIRMASS WILL FOLLOW...WITH RELATIVE HUMIDITIES DROPPING TO BETWEEN 15 AND
- [Just pointing something out...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/07/just-pointing-something-out/) - Something a commenter mentioned on my site: Cynthia Weaver v. Richard E. Lloyd, Record No. 0224-06-2: Cynthia Weaver (mother) appeals an order of the trial court changing custody of the parties’ twin children to Richard Lloyd (father). She contends “the trial court erred in determining that when [mother], in good faith reported allegations made by
- [Anyone notice a similarity here?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/07/anyone-notice-a-similarity-here/) - This is an article by Ellen Biltz that appeared in the February 1, 2008, edition of The Free Lance-Star: Spotsylvania deputy faces abuse charge in Caroline: A Spotsylvania County sheriff's deputy has been charged in Caroline County with sexually abusing a child. Richard E. Lloyd Jr., 38, of Dawn is charged with aggravated sexual battery
- [Newseum to open April 11!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/07/newseum-to-open-april-11/) - AP via WTOP: Newseum Set to Open in New High-Tech Home on April 11: The Newseum is announcing an April 11 opening date for its new $450,000,000 home, allowing it to lure in tourists who will be in town for the cherry blossoms. Admission will be free on opening day. After that, it will cost
- [Bye-bye proffers; hello impact fees?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/07/bye-bye-proffers-hello-impact-fees/) - The Free Lance-Star: Senate advances bill to replace proffers: A controversial bill that would dramatically revamp the way localities get development to pay for itself won approval from a Senate committee yesterday, clearing the way for a vote from the full Senate. Sen. John Watkins' bill would replace the current proffer system with capped impact
- [Reminder: Fish Fry to Benefit Yvonne Reedal on February 9th at Port Royal Volunteer Fire Department](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/06/reminder-fish-fry-to-benefit-yvonne-reedal-on-february-9th-at-port-royal-volunteer-fire-department/) - Details
- ["You can't handle the truth!"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/06/you-cant-handle-the-truth/) - From The Daily Press's blog The Shad Plank: Payday lending in the ... U.S. Senate: After state lawmakers in the House of Delegates agreed on new restrictions for the controversial industry, Republican Jim Gilmore issued a press release to praise the plan. Gilmore noted that his opponent in the Senate race -- frontrunning Democrat Mark
- [February 4, 2008 - Board of Supervisors/School Board joint meeting roundup](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/05/february-4-2008-board-of-supervisorsschool-board-joint-meeting-roundup/) - Call to Order Invocation Timetable for Opening of Lewis & Clark Elementary School The Free Lance-Star: Caroline school may open soon Discussion of K-5 School Concept The K-5 school concept would have kindergarten through fifth grade in one building as opposed to have a separate primary and elementary school. According to studies that have been
- [Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending February 2, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/04/weekly-news-media-briefs-week-ending-february-2-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending February 2, 2008: On January 23, 2008, Deputy P. E. Ford, III responded to a reported disorderly person in Carmel Church. After investigating, Donnie L. Poindexter, 44, of Ruther Glen was charged with being drunk in public. He was released on his
- [1st Congressional District chooses primary; Dick Black considering run?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/04/1st-congressional-district-chooses-primary-dick-black-considering-run/) - Virginia Virtucon: 1st Dist. Cmte. Votes for a Primary Run, Dick Black, run!
- [The Day the Music Died](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/04/the-day-the-music-died/) - Yeah, I know the 49th anniversary was yesterday, but I didn't get a chance to post: [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ8miTErh-o]
- [19-0! — No, wait, make that 18-1!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/04/19-0-—-no-wait-make-that-18-1/) - [googlevideo=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5581199778423253283]
- [More on Dominion's new power line through Upper Caroline](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/03/more-on-dominions-new-power-line-through-upper-caroline/) - The Free Lance-Star: Power company asks for new line: This month Dominion Virginia Power will submit an application to the State Corporation Commission for approval to build a new transmission line in Caroline County. A 250-foot right of way already exists for this new line from the Ladysmith Combustion Turbine site along Interstate 95 to
- [Okay, joint Board of Supervisors/School Board worksession back to being on February 4th](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/01/okay-joint-board-of-supervisorsschool-board-worksession-back-to-being-on-the-4th/) - They seem to be having trouble figuring out the day for some reason. First, it was the 4th as announced at the last Board of Supervisors meeting. Then it was the 5th according to the ticker on the county website. Now, it's the 4th according to the February Message from the County Administrator: The Board
- [This was a no brainer](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/01/this-was-a-no-brainer/) - From the AP via WUSA9: Virginia House Panel OKs College Emergency Plan Measure: Legislation requiring colleges and universities to develop emergency management plans was unanimously endorsed Friday by a House of Delegates committee. [...] The bill would require universities to update their emergency plan every four years, establish a threat assessment team, and create a
- [General Assembly comes through on full-time funding for Commonwealth's Attorney's Office?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/01/general-assembly-comes-through-on-full-time-funding-for-commonwealths-attorneys-office/) - There had been a question of whether the state would fund the conversion process for the Commonwealth's Attorney's Office from part-time to full-time status this year. Budget Amendment Item 73 #1h, #5h, #6h, #1s, #2s, #3s (sorry, can't provide direct linkage): Explanation: (This amendment requests general funds to convert four part-time Commonwealth's Attorneys' offices to
- [Reasons not to vote for John McCain: #254,903](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/02/01/reasons-not-to-vote-for-john-mccain-254903/) - From the Second Amendment Project: Key Second Amendment Races, 2004: Arizona Republican John McCain (*C/F-) posed as a strong Second Amendment during the 2000 Republican Presidential primaries. But in the next session of Congress, he sponsored the McCain/Lieberman gun show bill, which would have given the federal government the administrative power to prohibit all gun
- [Sci-Fi Nerd Alert: Railgun tested at Dahlgren](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/31/sci-fi-nerd-alert-railgun-tested-at-dahlgren/) - From the AP via NBC4: Navy Puts 'Railgun' To Test In Va. Trial: A futuristic weapon getting a trial run by the Navy demonstrated its destructive power at the Naval Surface Warfare Center in Dahlgren. In the demonstration Thursday, engineers fired the electromagnetic railgun at what they said was a record power level: 10 megajoules.
- ["Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead!"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/30/ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead/) - Well, almost, from the AP via NBC4: Va. Senate Passes Fees Repeal, Resolves Rebate Flap: The Virginia Senate passed a bill to repeal high fees on bad drivers after ending an impasse over how to rebate fees already assessed and collected. Wednesday's 39-0 vote came after Republican Sen. Kenneth Stolle and Democrats agreed to allow
- [Here's a way to fix Virginia's budget problems...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/30/heres-a-way-to-fix-virginias-budget-problems/) - From the AP via WTOP: Lawmaker Proposes Hefty Tax on Bongs: Bongs and water pipes are billed as tobacco accessories - but one Maryland lawmaker says everyone knows they're used to smoke illegal drugs and should be heavily taxed. Democratic Sen. Anthony Muse of Prince George's County proposed a bill Wednesday to add a $20
- [It them video games' fault! Oh! And rap music!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/30/it-them-video-games-fault-oh-and-rap-music/) - Don't forget that devil music which them kids call "rock 'n' roll". From The [Delmarva] Daily Times: Reality of violence hits Wicomico: When Dan Dougherty sat down to listen to rap music lyrics for the first time, he was appalled. "They talked about sex and killing cops," Dougherty, the Wicomico County Gang Resistance and EXILE
- [Edwards is out too.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/30/edwards-out-too/) - John Edwards to Quit Presidential Race
- [No big suprise: Rudy's out.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/30/no-big-suprise-rudys-out/) - Giuliani to Exit Presidential Race Today
- [Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending January 26, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/29/weekly-news-media-briefs-week-ending-january-26-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending January 26, 2008: On January 23, 2008, Deputy C. M. Hall received a report of witness tampering. After investigating, Emonnie O. Crichlow, 20, of Ruther glen was charged with attempting to induce a witness to commit perjury. He was ordered held without
- [Reason 2,428 to hate elections in Florida](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/29/reason-2428-to-hate-elections-in-florida/) - From the South Florida Sun-Sentinel: Primary day glitches few but frustrating: In northern Coral Springs, near the Sawgrass Expressway and Coral Ridge Drive, David Nirenberg arrived to vote as an independent. Nevertheless, he said poll workers insisted he choose a party ballot. "He said to me, 'Are you Democrat or Republican?' I said, 'Neither, I
- [Bill Clinton: Please consult a history book...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/27/bill-clinton-please-consult-a-history-book/) - Or the "internets". From Jake Tapper's blog at ABC News: Bubba: Obama Is Just Like Jesse Jackson: Said Bill Clinton today in Columbia, SC: "Jesse Jackson won South Carolina in '84 and '88. Jackson ran a good campaign. And Obama ran a good campaign here." This was in response to a question from ABC News'
- [More on the telecommuting program](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/26/more-on-the-telecommute-program/) - From http://www.visitcaroline.com/telecommuntingad.html : Wireless telecommunication pilot program begins February 1 The Caroline County Board of Supervisors has teamed with Virginia Broadband on a pilot project to allow residents to telecommute from the Community Services Center located at 17202 Richmond Turnpike (adjacent to Bowling Green Primary School) in Bowling Green. The details of the new service,
- [Fred's out.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/22/freds-out/) - Fred Thompson Quits Presidential Race (H/t: Virginia Virtucon)
- [Mother charged in Bowling Green Primary School gun incident](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/22/mother-charged-in-bowling-green-primary-school-gun-incident/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Mother charged in school gun case: The mother of a 4-year-old Bowling Green Primary School student who authorities said brought a gun to school last week, was charged Saturday. Caroline County Sheriff Tony Lippa said the woman, who was not named to protect the identity of her child, was charged with
- ["BeBe" Goes to Jail](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/22/bebe-goes-to-jail/) - That's a reference to Ernest Goes to Jail in case you didn't get that... From The Free Lance-Star: Man, 19, held in slaying: A man wanted for a Jan. 12 slaying at a Fredericksburg nightspot was captured early yesterday in Westmoreland County. Brandon Lee Smith, 19, was taken into custody without incident shortly before 2
- [Another Busy Week: Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending January 19, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/22/busy-week-weekly-news-media-briefs-week-ending-january-19-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending January 19, 2008: On January 14, 2008, Deputy C. M. Polliard responded to a break in at an apartment in Bowling Green. After investigating, Antoine T. Johnson, 18, of no fixed address, was charged with breaking and entering and possession with intent
- [I'm just saying...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/19/im-just-saying/) - Chris Peace's Progress Report: Peace Progress: Session-Week 1: Government Transparency Virginians demand a leaner, more fiscally responsible government. We can do more with less and in that way should be no different than the average family. Thanks to the Internet, citizens have access to the United States and Virginia state budget and laws. However, in
- [UPDATED: Gun found at Bowling Green Primary School in Caroline](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/18/gun-found-at-bowling-green-primary-school-in-caroline/) - NBC12 News: Gun found at Bowling Green Primary School in Caroline: A gun was found at Bowling Green Primary School in Caroline County Thursday. The Sheriff's Office is releasing little information at this time, but say they got a call about the weapon from the school and quickly recovered the gun. They could not say
- [For closings and delays, go to:](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/17/for-closings-and-delays-go-to/) - http://www.fredericksburg.com/gtl/closings Via e2Campus Alert System: Germanna Community College will close at 11:00am today Germanna will close early today (17 January), due to inclement weather. Via Caroline County Alert: Middle and high schools will close early at 10:30 and primary and elem. schools will dismiss at 11:30. Carmel Christian Academy closing at 9:30 AM. No aftercare
- [Alright, this is just plain sick...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/16/alright-this-is-just-plain-sick/) - The Free Lance-Star: Caroline woman fears her cats being killed: Karen "Micky" Mikkelsen had eight pet cats that kept her company through her multiple transplant surgeries over the past year. But Mikkelsen became suspicious when her beloved cats started showing up dead on the side of the road in front of her house. Since she
- [Busy Week: Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending January 12, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/15/busy-week-weekly-news-media-briefs-week-ending-january-12-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff’s Office: Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending January 12, 2008: On January 6, 2008, Deputy S. Mullane stopped a vehicle for a traffic violation. After a narcotics canine alert and further investigation, Latoya A. Price, 27, of Landover, MD was charged with possession with intent to distribute Ecstasy. She
- [Ouch, that has to hurt...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/13/ouch-that-has-to-hurt/) - I'm not sure how many of you guys are familiar with the television show Jericho but the second season was supposed to premiere on February 12, 2008. However, about eight hours ago, the first three episodes of the second season were posted on a BitTorrent tracker, making it possible for people anywhere to download the
- [Caroline County to spend $700,000 on land for the Sparta fire station...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/13/caroline-county-to-spend-700000-on-land-for-the-sparta-fire-station/) - That was already paid for by volunteers at Sparta Volunteer Fire Department? Appears so... From The Free Lance-Star: Less is more for Caroline station: Estimates in the report put a $700,000 price tag on 2 acres and almost $2 million for the station itself. Designs will cost $200,000 and a construction contingency of $265,300 is
- [Fish Fry to Benefit Yvonne Reedal](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/12/fish-fry-to-benefit-yvonne-reedal/) - Fish Fry to benefit Yvonne Reedal, Captain, Port Royal Volunteer Fire Department
- [Security guard shot and killed in Fredericksburg](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/12/security-guard-shot-and-killed-in-fredericksburg/) - From NBC4 in Washington, D.C.: Security Guard Shot Dead At Va. Restaurant: A security guard was shot dead early Saturday in the doorway of a city restaurant and police are searching for his killer, police said. Officers were called to the Mi Casa Restaurant in the Central Park shopping center about 1:15 a.m. for several
- [Uh-oh, I better be careful...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/12/uh-oh-i-better-be-careful/) - China blogger beaten to death by 50 government officials... (H/t: Matt "threat to democracy" Drudge)
- [January 8, 2008 - Board of Supervisors meeting roundup](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/11/january-8-2008-board-of-supervisors-meeting-roundup/) - Yeah, I'm late with this but you get what you pay for (hint, hint). And since I'm lazy, I've linked to some stories from The FL-S so I don't have to bother writing about stuff at the meeting that has already been covered: Organization Meeting: Floyd Thomas (Mattaponi) was elected as Chairman, Jeff Sili (Bowling
- [Caroline County Needs Assessment from Germanna Community College](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/10/caroline-county-needs-assessment-from-germanna-community-college/) - Caroline County Programming Needs Assessment Some other surveys about the curriculum at: Interest Surveys
- [We don’t need no stinking openness in government!, Part 2](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/09/we-don’t-need-no-stinking-openness-in-government-part-2/) - Raising Kaine: House Republicans Reject Open Government UPDATE: Hiliarity from the AP via NBC4: Va. House Kills Bid To Record Subcommittee Votes: Democrats failed Wednesday in an effort to prevent bills from being killed anonymously by a handful of House of Delegates members in sparsely attended subcommittee meetings. Open government groups and organizations as disparate
- [Caroline Rural Alert #2](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/09/caroline-rural-alert-2/) - From the Caroline Rural Alliance: CAROLINE RURAL ALERT: Public hearing on barn and chicken coop ban postponed: Dear Caroline Resident, Well, attending the Planning Commission worksession yesterday evening was a waste of time. At the outset of the meeting, the audience (all three of us) were told that since this was a worksession and not
- [George Allen NOT running for Governor](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/08/george-allen-not-running-for-governor/) - The Shad Plank: George Allen not running for governor
- [Caroline Rural Alert](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/08/caroline-rural-alert/) - From the Caroline Rural Alliance: CAROLINE RURAL ALERT: Planning Commission to consider banning barns!: Dear Caroline County Resident, With the Planning Commission considering 81 pages of NEW land use regulation this Monday night, we have to pick our battles carefully (you commercial property owners are on your own, sorry). Just focusing on what will affect
- [White supremacist gang graffiti in Fredericksburg?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/07/white-supremacist-gang-graffiti-in-fredericksburg/) - the fred review: Graffiti in Fredericksburg?
- [Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending January 5, 2008](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/07/weekly-news-media-briefs-week-ending-january-5-2008/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office: Weekly News Media Briefs - Week Ending January 5, 2008: On December 29, 2007, members of the Caroline Sheriff's Office under the supervision of Sergeant S. L. Cary held a checkpoint to remove impaired drivers from our highways. A total of 56 summonses were issued and 3 criminal arrests
- [Major Hall, Captain Moser promoted!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/07/major-hall-captain-moser-promoted/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office: Veteran Deputies Promoted: Sheriff A. A. "Tony" Lippa, Jr. is pleased to announce the promotion of Major M. W. Hall to the position of Lieutenant Colonel/Chief Deputy and the promotion of Captain C. S. Moser to Major.Both promotions are effective immediately. Hall, a former Virginia State Trooper and Special
- [Bob Marshall to enter Senate race](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/06/bob-marshall-to-enter-senate-race/) - Black Velvet Bruce Li: Bob Marshall Will Announce On Monday
- [Great, some moron in the House of Delegates wants a moratorium on executions and abolishment of the death penalty in Virginia...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/05/great-some-moron-in-the-house-of-delegates-wants-a-moratorium-on-executions-and-abolishment-of-the-death-penalty-in-virginia/) - That would be Delegate Frank Hargrove (R-55 [Hanover]) with HB296 (moratorium on executions) and HB299 (abolishment of the death penalty). Hargrove shows his (lack of) knowledge of the Code of Virginia with this section of HB299: Any person sentenced to imprisonment for life pursuant to this subdivision shall not be eligible for parole and shall
- [Dave Albo outdoes himself...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/04/dave-albo-outdoes-himself/) - And that's saying a lot, from the Richmond Sunlight: HB 265: HB265: Wood burning fireplaces; regulation by locality. Chief Patron Del. Dave Albo (R-42) Status 01/02/2008: Introduced Summary Regulation of wood burning fireplaces. In any locality with a population density of greater than 1,000 persons per square mile, the locality may by ordinance regulate the
- [We don't need no stinking openness in government!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/04/we-dont-need-no-stinking-openness-in-government/) - Raising Kaine: No More Unrecorded Votes!
- [Possession of violent video games = probable cause for arrest?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/04/possession-of-violent-video-games-probable-cause-for-arrest/) - GamePolitics.com: Utah Case: Are Violent Video Games Probable Cause for Arrest?
- [Brian Moran to run for Governor](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/03/brian-moran-to-run-for-governor/) - From the AP via WTOP: Brian Moran to File for Va. Governor: Brian J. Moran, a senior House Democrat, will file papers Friday to launch a campaign for governor in 2009, advisers to Moran said Thursday. Moran will formally establish a political action committee, Virginians for Brian Moran, with the State Board of Elections, said
- [And the "stupidest bill so far" award goes to...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/02/and-the-stupidest-bill-so-far-award-goes-to/) - *Drum roll*... Dave Albo (R-42)! For his bill that would make having a concealed box cutter a Class 1 misdemeanor! Up to a year in jail or a $2,500 fine for a box cutter! From the Richmond Sunlight: HB169: Concealed weapons; adds box cutters to list.: Chief Patron Del. Dave Albo (R-42) Introduced Summary Concealed
- [Emergency Fund Set Up for Brady and Elizabeth Grim](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2008/01/02/emergency-fund-set-up-for-brady-and-elizabeth-grim/) - Emergency Fund Set Up for Brady and Elizabeth Grim The Grims' Emergency Fund bank account has been set up at Union Bank and Trust for Brady Grim, Captain of Fire & Rescue. Captain Grim has devoted his life to helping others and has been employed with Caroline County for 5 years.. After a devastating vehicle
- [State to opt for impact fees instead of proffers?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/31/state-to-opt-for-impact-fees-instead-of-proffers/) - From WTOP: Va. Developers Consider New Ways to Compensate Localities: Virginia home builders may ask state legislators to change the way they help defray the costs of municipal services required by new development. Currently, developers offer cash and land for roads, schools or parks. Those voluntary commitments, called proffers, are usually negotiated with city or
- [Why Caroline County needs better broadband internet coverage:](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/31/why-caroline-county-needs-better-broadband-internet-coverage/) - The Washington Post: Internet Access Is Only Prerequisite For More and More College Classes Raising Kaine: Help out Gov. Kaine: take the broadband Internet survey
- [Albert Pollard officially announces run for 99th HOD seat](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/28/albert-pollard-officially-announces-run-for-99th-hod-seat/) - Check it out at VB Dems: Pollard Makes It Official!
- [Is The Washington Post completely out of it?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/26/is-the-washington-post-completely-out-of-it/) - The Washington Post runs a story about the valiant efforts to repeal the death penalty in Maryland: Repeal of Md. Death Penalty Still Seems Out of Reach: Advocates of repealing Maryland's death penalty are hopeful that New Jersey's landmark decision to end capital punishment will provide momentum heading into next month's legislative session. But interviews
- [Hilarity among the Republican candidates for 99th HOD](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/23/hilarity-among-the-republican-candidates-for-99th-hod/) - One of the persons rumored to be running for the Republican nomination for the 99th HOD seat is Austin L. Roberts, III, who is currently the President & CEO of the Bank of Lancaster. Whoever wins the Republican nomination will face presumptive Democratic nominee Albert Pollard who held the seat from 2000 through 2006. The
- [This could be fun...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/22/this-could-be-fun/) - I kid, of course, from http://www.co.caroline.va.us/boardappts.html: The Caroline County Board of Supervisors is looking for individuals who would like to serve on various citizen boards, commissions and committees. The boards, commissions and committees provide valuable input into policy decisions made by the Board of Supervisors. The various boards, commissions and committees are as follows: Bay
- ["D.C. Man Charged for Fatally Shooting His Son's Alleged Killer"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/21/dc-man-charged-for-fatally-shooting-his-sons-alleged-killer/) - From The Washington Post: D.C. Man Charged for Fatally Shooting His Son's Alleged Killer: The father of a 4-year-old boy who was shot to death in October was arrested yesterday and charged with killing the man believed responsible for the earlier death, D.C. police announced in a news conference. Raymond Carpenter's lifeless body was found
- [February 19th officially set as the date for the 99th HOD special election](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/21/february-19th-officially-set-as-the-date-for-the-99th-hod-special-election/) - Says VB Dems. FIXED: Thanks to the guys at VB Dems for keeping me straight.
- [Benefit Fund Established for Beverly Gage](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/20/benefit-fund-established-for-beverely-gage/) - From http://www.visitcaroline.com/bgage.html: A fund has been established at EVB Bank in Bowling Green for Beverly Gage to assist with her medical care and treatment costs. Beverly is a resident of Caroline County and has served the community for more than 15 years as a volunteer with the Bowling Green Rescue Squad. Due to worsening health
- [Some POS shot an eagle in Caroline County.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/18/some-pos-shot-an-eagle-in-caroline-county/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Bald eagles injured in Caroline, Stafford: Two bald eagles landed in a heap of trouble over the weekend. One was injured Friday in a fight with another eagle in Stafford County. But of more concern to wildlife authorities, a second bird was found shot in Caroline County on Saturday. Both birds
- [And we needed a study to tell us this?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/12/15/and-we-needed-a-study-to-tell-us-this/) - From WTOP: Study: Inmates Likely to Return After Release: A state study shows a large number of inmates released from prison end up back behind bars. No d'uh. I could have told you that for free... The study presented to the Virginia State Crime Commission says of the inmates entering the system, 42 percent have
- [Witnesses sought in Raquel Hunter case](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/14/witnesses-sought-in-raquel-hunter-case/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Witnesses sought in shooting case: Two men are believed to have been with Lashawn Montque Monroe Saturday night when a teenager was shot in the head and killed in Caroline County. Monroe, 22, was later charged with the murder of 16-year-old Raquel Hunter of Ruther Glen and was also charged with
- [An independent candidate files in the 1st District](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/13/an-independent-candidate-files-in-the-1st-district/) - http://hrblogs.typepad.com/the_shad_plank/2007/11/an-independent-.html
- [What a joke you guys are as a news station...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/12/what-a-joke-you-guys-are-as-a-news-station/) - From NBC 12 in Richmond, Virginia: Security, tensions run high at Caroline County school : Parents pulled their children from classes at Caroline High School after a student was gunned down at a weekend party. Fear about retaliation for that deadly shooting prompted some parents to pick their kids up from school early Monday. Saturday
- [Arlington Deputy Sheriff Killed In Car Crash](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/12/arlington-deputy-sheriff-killed-in-car-crash/) - From NBC 4 in Washington, D.C.: Arlington Deputy Sheriff Killed In Car Crash: Arlington County's chief deputy sheriff has died in a car crash. Dennis Webb, 53, died Saturday afternoon in Prince William County when a driver lost control of a Jeep and hit an SUV then returned to the road and hit Webb's car.
- [A video for Veterans Day](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/11/a-video-for-veterans-day/) - [googlevideo=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3623466017326895645]
- [Breaking: Second ballot in](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/10/breaking-second-ballot-in/) - http://hrblogs.typepad.com/the_shad_plank/
- [Breaking: First ballot in at Republican convention](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/10/breaking-first-ballot-in-at-republican-convention/) - http://hrblogs.typepad.com/the_shad_plank/
- [Breaking: Caroline delegates disqualified](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/10/breaking-caroline-delegates-disqualified/) - From an email: Just got back from the convention at the high school. There are still several more hours to go before the voting is concluded. Unfortunately the Caroline delegation won't be a part of the voting. They were disqualified at the beginning of the meeting and allowed to stay on as "honored guests." What
- [Not Robert Wittman!](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/10/not-robert-wittman/) - From the Virginia Citizens Defense League, Inc. (VCDL): Election shenanigans in 1st Cong. Dist!: VCDL does not normally get involved in Federal elections but the process that appears to be ongoing in selecting the Republican nominee to replace the recently deceased Congress woman in the First Congressional District needs to be addressed. Delegate Dick Black,
- [Jeff Sili violating campaign laws?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/10/jeff-sili-violating-campaign-laws/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Web sites investigated in Orange: The Virginia State Police is investigating two Web sites that are named for Orange County Board of Supervisors candidates but turn out to criticize them. Commonwealth's Attorney Diana Wheeler called in state investigators to determine who posted the sites, which appear to be in violation of
- [A two act show](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/07/a-two-act-show/) - U2 - "Beautiful Day": [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omFdpnSu57U] Steam - "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye": [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwnqqj5Q1BU] Goodbye Calvin Taylor, Harvey Latney, and Homer Johnson (again)! Damn fine job there Maxie! Race Candidate Vote Vote% Clerk of Court Ray Smith Campbell, Jr. 3,978 65.57% Terry M. Southworth 2,088 34.42% Commonwealth's Attorney
- [Link for election results tomorrow](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/11/05/link-for-election-results-tomorrow/) - https://www.voterinfo.sbe.virginia.gov/election/
- [Operation Crack (Out) of Dawn](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/26/operation-crack-of-dawn/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office: Operation Crack of Dawn [emphasis mine]: The Caroline County Sheriff’s Office concluded the largest undercover drug operation in the history of the department with a series of arrests that took place last night. Operation Crack of Dawn began in February of 2005 when Caroline Narcotics Investigators initiated an investigation
- [Funeral Held for Deputy Killed in Crash](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/25/funeral-held-for-deputy-killed-in-crash/) - From MyFox Washington DC: Funeral Held for Deputy Killed in Crash: Friends, family, and fellow officers said a final goodbye Thursday to a Stafford Sheriff's Deputy killed in the line of duty. Jason Mooney was killed when he lost control of his cruiser while responding to an accident. Fox 5's Sherri Ly reports. [googlevideo=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7832771621664882045] From
- [Justice in Caroline? Nope, just nolle prosequis. Part 6, the drug problem.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/23/justice-in-caroline-nope-just-nolle-prosequis-part-6-the-drug-problem/) - From CBS 6 (WTVR) in Richmond, Virginia (March 31, 2004): Caroline County Police Make Drug Arrests: Caroline County authorities raided two homes, seizing the largest amount of cash in the county's history. Two brothers are charged with possession and distribution of cocaine as a result of those raids just before five a-m on Saturday. Sheriff
- [A convicted shoplifter supports Maxie Rozell and Calvin Taylor...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/23/a-convicted-shoplifter-supports-maxie-rozell-and-calvin-taylor/) - Because thieves watch each other's backs, right? She's also a former editor at the Richmond Times-Dispatch. Pamela Mastropaolo of Ruther Glen gave Maxie Rozell $500.00 and Calvin Taylor $375.00 this election cycle. Consider this gem via LexisNexis from the Richmond Times-Dispatch: Operator of Richmond, Va., Newspaper Argues against Reinstatement [emphasis mine]: The newspaper's appeal involves
- [Stafford deputy hurt in I-95 crash](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/20/stafford-deputy-hurt-in-i-95-crash/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Stafford deputy hurt in I-95 crash: A Stafford County deputy was seriously injured last night in an accident on Interstate 95. According to sources, the deputy was in the southbound lanes, a mile or two north of the Courthouse exit about 9 p.m. when he lost control of his cruiser and
- [Dammit, maybe next time...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/18/dammit-maybe-next-time/) - From the AP via WTOP: Court Stops Va. Execution: The Supreme Court on Wednesday halted Virginia's planned execution of a man who murdered a co-worker. Virginia had prepared to execute Christopher Scott Emmett, 36, even as several other states stopped executions after the high court agreed to review claims that the method of death is
- [Caroline County Issues a Warning about Open Burning](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/13/caroline-county-issues-a-warning-about-open-burning/) - From Ed Fuzy and the Department of Fire, Rescue, and Emergency Management: Caroline County Issues a Warning about Open Burning: The Director of Fire-Rescue, Edward Fuzy, is advising the public that the lack of rainfall is putting local forestry and fire officials on alert. They are bracing for what could be a very rough fall
- [What's wrong with this website?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/13/whats-wrong-with-this-website/) - http://www.visitcaroline.com/07election.html Anyone else think the names are ordered in an odd way? They aren't done alphabetically, and they don't have the incumbent first (otherwise Sheriff Lippa should be above Mr. Johnson). Of course, this isn't the first time that the county administration has dabbled in politics; does anyone else have a problem with the County
- [Ladysmith Elementary evacuated after bomb threat](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/12/ladysmith-elementary-evacuated-after-bomb-threat/) - From NBC12 News: Two schools threatened with violence : A Caroline County elementary school was evacuated Thursday morning due to a bomb threat. County deputies were called to Ladysmith Elementary around 9:20 a.m. because of a written bomb threat inside the school. All the children were taken outside while the state police bomb squad went
- [Heavy equipment stolen in Spotsylvania](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/11/heavy-equipment-stolen-in-spotsylvania/) - From NBC12 News: Heavy equipment stolen in Spotsylvania : In Spotsylvania County, thieves made off with heavy equipment from two construction sites. A 1995 Caterpillar track loader worth about $290,000 was stolen from a construction lot behind the Kohl's store in Cosner's Corner. Someone also stole a 2004 skid steer loader from a lot in
- [John Ames's defense attorney soliciting contributions for Harvey Latney](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/07/john-amess-defense-attorney-soliciting-contributions-for-harvey-latney/) - From Craig S. Cooley (PDF link below): I write on behalf of our mutual friend, Harvey Latney, Jr.. As you are probably aware, a few months ago Harvey learned that his longtime trusted legal assistant had stolen funds from client accounts. These thefts occurred from an estate account, as well as his trust account, and
- [Who do defense attorneys want as Commonwealth's Attorney in Caroline County?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/06/who-do-defense-attorneys-want-as-commonwealths-attorney-in-caroline-county/) - Why, Harvey Latney, of course; at least, that's if you go by contributions to his campaign. Latney has so far received $4,750 in campaign contributions from defense attorneys this election. A special one to note is Mark A. Murphy (who donated $1,500), a partner of the Law Office of Murphy & Strickland, who is currently
- [Who does a convicted felon want as sheriff of Caroline County?](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/06/who-does-a-convicted-felon-want-as-sheriff-of-caroline-county/) - Why, Homer Johnson, of course. Or as Tom James has said, "[...] the only people who don't like Sheriff Lippa are the criminals." A Ms. Ella Kay Pritchard wrote a letter in the September 5, 2007, edition of The Caroline Progress complaining about current Sheriff Tony Lippa and calling on voters to vote for Homer
- [Kill a newborn? Get eighteen (18) months in jail.](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/10/04/killing-a-newborn-get-eighteen-18-months-in-jail/) - From NBC 4 in Washington, D.C.: Woman Gets 18 Months In Newborn's Death: A Bethesda woman has been sentenced to 18 months in jail for killing her newborn baby last summer. Ellen Griever, 22, was sentenced Wednesday on her guilty plea to a charge of child abuse resulting in death. Griever brought the body of
- [Caroline county couple remembered](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/29/caroline-county-couple-remembered/) - From NBC 12 in Richmond, Virginia: Memorial service to honor deputy and girlfriend : A memorial service on Friday night in will honor the lives of a Caroline County sheriff’s deputy and his girlfriend. Authorities say 23-year-old Leonard Reel took his own life on Wednesday, just days after arriving at the scene of a deadly
- [Funeral Arrangements for Deputy L. W. Reel](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/28/funeral-arrangements-for-deputy-l-w-reel/) - From the Caroline County Sheriff's Office: Caroline County Sheriff’s OfficeP.O. Box 39 118 Courthouse LaneBowling Green, VA 22427Phone (804)-633-1120 Fax (804)-633-1124E-Mail: sheriff@carolinesheriff.org Sheriff A. A. “Tony” Lippa, Jr. For Immediate Release – September 27, 2007 FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS FOR DEPUTY L. W. REEL The Caroline County Sheriff’s Office has received the following information on the funeral
- [Deputy Reel](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/28/deputy-reel/) - From WTVR 6 in Richmond, Virginia: Deputy Death : It's a tale of two hearts connected by the graveyard shift. A deputy meets his sweetheart 7 months ago. She was a clerk at at a Ladysmith gas station he frequently stopped in to buy a drink or use the restroom. The two hit it off
- [Caroline County Announces Death Of Deputy L. W. Reel](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/27/caroline-county-announces-death-of-deputy-l-w-reel/) - http://carolinejustice.blogspot.com/2007/09/my-prayers-and-thoughts-are-with-you.html I just want to say that Deputy Reel was a great guy the times I was around him and he had an amazing sense of humor. He will be missed.
- ["Marine Killed During Training At Fort A.P. Hill"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/21/marine-killed-during-training-at-fort-ap-hill/) - From NBC 4 in Washington, D.C.: Marine Killed During Training At Fort A.P. Hill: A Marine was killed in a training accident Friday at Fort A.P. Hill in Caroline County. Authorities said the Marine died after a Humvee overturned at about 9 a.m. during training. Four others in the vehicle suffered minor injuries. A spokesman
- [*Snicker* The poor woman...](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/20/snicker-the-poor-woman/) - From The Free Lance-Star: Theft case moves to feds to prosecute [emphasis mine]: A Caroline County woman accused of stealing money from the private law firm of Caroline's chief prosecutor is now under federal indictment. Shelia [sic] Boone, 49, is charged with two federal counts of bank fraud and one of aggravated identity theft. As
- ["Police: Argument Over Remote May Have Caused Double Murder"](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/2007/09/17/police-argument-over-remote-may-have-caused-double-murder/) - From WUSA 9 in Washington, D.C.: Police: Argument Over Remote May Have Caused Double Murder [emphasis mine]: Police say an argument over a TV remote control may be to blame for a double murder last week in Fauquier County. Eighty-three-year-old Robert Hawkins Senior and his son, 35-year-old Robert Hawkins Junior died last Thursday after the

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- [Thomas Alexander Porter](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/people-on-death-row-in-virginia/thomas-alexander-porter/) - At approximately 3:30 p.m. on October 28, 2005, [Thomas Alexander] Porter and Reginald Copeland traveled in Porter's Jeep to the Park Place apartment complex...
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- [Justin Michael Wolfe](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/people-on-death-row-in-virginia/justin-michael-wolfe/) - The defendant [Justin Michael Wolfe] was a major drug dealer in Northern Virginia. He regularly sold high-grade marijuana, referred to as "kind bud" or...
- [William Charles Morva](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/people-on-death-row-in-virginia/william-charles-morva/) - In the summer of 2006, [William Charles] Morva was in jail awaiting trial on charges of attempted burglary, conspiracy to commit burglary, burglary...
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- [Anthony Bernard Juniper](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/people-on-death-row-in-virginia/anthony-bernard-juniper/) - On the afternoon of January 16, 2004, Keshia Stephens, her younger brother Rueben Harrison, III, and two of Keshia's daughters, Nykia Stephens and Shearyia...
- [Teresa Wilson Bean Lewis](https://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com/people-on-death-row-in-virginia/teresa-wilson-bean-lewis/) - Julian Clifton Lewis, Jr., had been employed for several years by Dan River, Inc. His first wife, who had been ill for a long time, died in January 2000. In...
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